The long and short about The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

Some men are born with greatness. Some men achieve greatness. But I suspect most just have great piss trust upon them.

Sadly, I belong to the latter.

The reason why I said I got great piss trust upon me is because I’m typing this. I’m typing this because I’m in the office. I’m in the office because at 5:28pm yesterday, I was summoned to the office of the resident office bitch my department head, Ms Tan.


Ms Tan: I’ve cancelled your leave for tomorrow.

Ms Tan: I need you to cover Project X.

Ms Tan: To make up for that, you can go off early today.


Just in case you are wondering, I usually end my work at 5:30pm. I’ve also just discovered that I’m covering Ms Tan’s Project X because she’s got something more urgent to attend to. To be more precise, she’s now urgently sun-tanning in Bali.

I hope she gets skin cancer or something.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian