The long and short about Nerd’s Farewell

Damn that Nerd. After making me all emo over his farewell on Wednesday, he had to scare me by popping out of my cubicle when I went to work this morning. I was even more freaked when he said, “Mr Sian! I’m back because I miss you!”

Thank goodness he was just joking. It turns out that he didn’t managed to get a 2-day MC, and thus had to come back for his last day of work. I think he got a good deal though. For some reason, my Boss was feeling very happy today, and took everyone out for lunch to give Nerd a proper farewell. I have no idea why, but Office Bimbo kept giving us that I-know-what-you-did-last-night smile, while Ms Tan was asking stupid questions like, “So are you sad or not, your brother leaving already leh.” Nerd didn’t help things a bit with his suggestion of a group Neo-Print, which made Boss go “Muahaha, you hong gan lah you!”

Anyway, I suspect Boss struck lottery or something because he was even generous enough to give Nerd a half day off after lunch. So I was in the cubicle alone just now, when I received another surprise: there was a brand new mouse in my drawer. Damn that Nerd. I have been complaining about how my mouse has not been responsive lately, and he really went and get one for me. I think he is trying to make me feel guilty for all the data-entry jobs that I’ve been giving him.

The mouse even came with a note attached, which I will reproduce in its entirety here:


“Dear Mr Sian,

Hello! Hope you like the mouse. Do be assured that even though it comes with a note attached, the gift doesn’t come with any strings attached. Haha.

Anyway, what I want to say is that I want to thank you for your guidance over the past ten weeks. Even though I have not learned anything useful here, I am still very grateful because I found a friend. That may sound very simple, but that actually meant a lot to me because I don’t really have many friends, haha.

I wish you all the best for your career and your health, and I also pray that we will both fulfill our dream of losing our virginity soon. But not to each other of course, haha. Oh a related note, I think you don’t have to intro Sushi Eating Friend to me because I still like my Heartless Girl very much. Not to mention, I think Sushi Eating Friend is interested in someone whom we both know, haha.

Take care, and try not to spend so much time on naughty websites.

Cheers,
Nerd”


Damn that Nerd. For making me feel emo again.

Heh.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian