The long and short about The Other Side Of Nerd
Without really realizing it, Nerd has been with the company for almost ten weeks already, and this is his last week of internship. Somehow, he knew he will be on MC today and tomorrow, so I treated him to a farewell lunch yesterday.
I am kind of sad to see him go. Although he irritated the hell out of me initially, we became good buddies over the many rounds of Puzzle Fighter at the office PC. We also had a good time reminiscing about the troubles we managed to get ourselves into during the short ten weeks, the evilness of Ms Tan, and the mystery about why we our crushes never worked out.
The steaks were very delicious, but when the bill came, I realized I was in trouble. I didn’t have enough cash, and the waiter smilingly told me that they don’t accept NETS. I thought I will be spending some time at the lockup until Nerd calmly opened his wallet and took out a Platinum credit card to settle the bill.
What the?!?!?!
Me: Nerd!!!! You have a Platinum card wor!!!!
Nerd: Huh? Oh. Haha. . . . Not really mine lah, it’s a sup card from my dad.
It turns out that Nerd’s dad is a retired Air Force colonel who is now running his own business. He stays in this swanky bungalow at Bukit Timah, though I would never have guessed because Nerd gets his shirts from factory outlets, takes the bus with me, and still uses a non-color phone without fanciful camera or MP3 functions. He also never told his beloved Heartless Girl about any of this because he doesn’t want her to be with him simply because he is rich. In his own words, “Aiyah, it’s my dad who is rich and not me. I feel weird in showing off something that I have done nothing to deserve, haha. . . .”
I felt very ashamed at Nerd’s words. I hankered after a credit card for the longest time because if truth be told, I want to show off and flaunt it whenever possible. I am shallow, and thought that piece of plastic would get me more friends. But here is this guy who takes pains in hiding his affluent background. In my shame, I look at the unassuming Nerd with a new found respect.
I would have treated him to dinner after work, if not for the fact he is meeting Heartless Girl, who got her heart broken again by her on-and-off boyfriend. Nerd was sad at leaving too, but not so sad to leave the mundane data entry tasks that I have been giving him, haha. We promise to keep in contact though. So we shook hands, and gave each other a brotherly hug while saying our goodbyes.
Office Bimbo saw us in the middle of our embrace when she passed by the cubicle. She looked very, very disturbed.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
26 Comments:
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:44:00 AM, Old Beng said…
I can see a new mountain rising :)))))
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:48:00 AM, Sunflower said…
only hug and shook hand, no good bye kiss?!?!?!?!
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:14:00 PM, Beth said…
How come timing always do 'jun' one ah? Office Bimbo always pass by when u both in midst of one of the brotherly hugs? Aiyo.. must be fated la....
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:15:00 PM, eileen` said…
don't judge a book by its cover - isn't that what they always say?
sian, next time hug males in the toilet lah. then people walking past won't look so disturbed.
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:39:00 PM, Sibeh Sian said…
Old Beng: Serious?!?! Which country?
Sunflower: CHOY CHOY! I'm reserving my virgin kiss for the future Sweet Young Thing I will hopefully meet :)
Beth: It's not Fate. It's Suay. Heh.
Eileen: What you suggested sound very, very disturbing. Heh.
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:40:00 PM, Sibeh Sian said…
Miss Nonsenze: I think you are right. Aiyah, he gone already leh.
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:17:00 PM, sÞ¡ηηєє said…
Brokeback mountain in singapore??? o_O
anyway that's admirable about nerd!! he got the right thinking! he'll go far!!!! ;)
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:30:00 PM, dark jedi said…
can i know nerd too?
i can teach him how to get girls that he wants, consultancy charges apply.
only people with platinum card need apply. :P
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:40:00 PM, Thiang! said…
I would want to do data entry work. xD. You were supposed to treat him, and you are. Aren't you?
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:49:00 PM, The Fig Fairy said…
How sad. I mourn for your lost. Do keep in touch... Who knows he may introduce you to some Sweet Young Thing and then later found you worthy for a sub-sub Platinum card leh?
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:25:00 PM, Winter_Cherrie said…
wow nerd is such a humble guy.
intro ler
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:01:00 PM, Sibeh Sian said…
Grace: He is a nice guy. In fact, too nice. Heh.
Spinnee: If anyone try to break my back on Bukit Timah, I will be very, very angry!
Dark Jedi: Sorry, he is my client. Heh.
Saltpop: The treat was not of obligation, but of goodwill. And oh yah, I withdrew cash for him from the ATM after that fiasco at the restaurant.
Twinkles: He?!?! Intro to me?!??!?! Muahahaha....
Yanni: Can. But must pay intro fee. Heh ;)
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:24:00 PM, Saroette said…
will apply for get introduced to nerd if i not married man.. haha
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:09:00 PM, Green Ogre said…
Nerd doesn't sound half bad. At least he's got his head screwed on right.
There's something to be learnt from him. He could teach me humility and I can teach how to get girls. :P
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:45:00 PM, Jj said…
hahas nice post ;)
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 10:49:00 PM, LemonCloud said…
I too think Nerd has the right
thinking. So hard to see in people.
Sian, I intro Sweet Young Thing to u and u intro Nerd to me.. Fair exchange..Hahaha..
At Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:09:00 PM, Sibeh Sian said…
Saroette: You are a married man?!?!?! I thought you are female leh :D! Paiseh, paiseh....
Green Ogre: I am quite sure both Nerd and I are virgins. In every sense and every, eh, opening, of that word. Heh.
PlatformShoes: He is a nice guy! But he is irritating too! Haha....
JJ: This post has too much 'nice' in it already!
LemonCloud: It's inevitable that Nerd will surpass me in popularity :( Ok, but you gotta take the queue number after WinterC, haha....
At Friday, July 14, 2006 1:15:00 AM, Adrenaline said…
Brokeback internship. That's what i would call it.
So did u make your fantasy with Nerd a reality??
At Friday, July 14, 2006 2:25:00 AM, Thiang! said…
You know, I always thought this kind of situation only happen in TV serial plots. Haha, but it's real! I've learnt something new. x)
At Friday, July 14, 2006 10:01:00 AM, Jaschocolate said…
i think you need to buy another Maxim liao.. Jialat..
At Friday, July 14, 2006 10:23:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
Adrenaline: For the last time, we are straight! And I've read your entry already. All I can say is, you have a very, very dirty mind.
Saltpop: Oh trust me, I've seen weirder things in Real Life compared to TV!
JasChoc: As long as my Boss doesn't get to know about this, then can liao. She won't tell tales one lah hor? Haha....
At Friday, July 14, 2006 1:58:00 PM, Saroette said…
sbs,
I am a married WOMAN la. the 'man' at the ending is used as a sound lor.. not read as the word. haha
At Friday, July 14, 2006 2:05:00 PM, dark jedi said…
eh mr sian i designed a tshirt which i think you and nerd could use. you can check out the latest blog entry of mine to view it.
please show it to nerd, if he likes it, i.. i mean we could all become millionaires from selling that tshirt.
At Friday, July 14, 2006 3:31:00 PM, Sibeh Sian said…
Saroette: Aor! Haha.... I am not very smart lah hor :)?
Dark Jedi: Very, very wicked ideas. I like :)
At Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:05:00 AM, dave said…
wooo platinum baby!
At Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:58:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
Dave: I actually prefer Gold leh, because from far you might mistake the Platinum for a Classic, heh.
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