The long and short about The Misadventures of Me & Nerd In The Toilet
Misadventure #01:
I nearly wet my pants this morning when Nerd, in the adjacent urinal, excitedly exclaimed: “Mr Sian! We are wearing the same brand of underwear!”
Misadventure #02:
I was so freaked by Misadventure #01 that I decided not to go to the loo after lunch break. I was also very curious about whether if Nerd is actually capable of making a trip to the loo by himself because to date, he only goes to the loo when I do.
It wasn’t easy, but I’m proud to report here that I managed to hold it all in. Nerd, on the other hand, had a much harder time because he drank many a cup of Lipton tea, courtesy of his kind supervisor.
It was only a matter of time before he caved in.
Nerd: Eh, Mr Sian, do you need to go to the loo?
Me: No.
Nerd: Eh, okay. . . .
Nerd: I’ll wait for you then.
What the hell?!?!
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 2:04 PM
12 Comments:
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 2:59:00 PM,
Adrenaline said…
i suggest u carry KY jelly wif u all the time.
If he forces himself on you, at least it wouldn't be so painful.
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:32:00 PM,
OLLie said…
Wah lau! FREAK! Told you already! He wants to look at you while you are peeing! You better choose a urinal further away from him to prevent hairy hand hairy leg attempts from him.
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:07:00 PM,
pj said…
hahaha! same brand of underwear!
see??? i told u he's stalking u!! he wants to be JUST LIKE YOU!
whahahhahahah!
maybe u can fulfill his wildest fantasies and help him pee. ;-)
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 9:04:00 PM,
Vera said…
wah lau.. Nerd is sibeh scary.. u better dun anyhow bend down in front of him ah!!!
wahahahaha
At Friday, May 12, 2006 12:27:00 AM,
Xia_mi_mi said…
Oh gosh. He really is gross. Why don't you tell him to just shut up & stop buggig you? Worried that you might break his fragile heart? =P
But then again, this probably confirm you suspicion - he is into YOU! =S
At Saturday, May 13, 2006 1:12:00 AM,
Zhe Bin said…
Obviously you believed he was looking at your underwear. I bet you didn't know he wasn't wearing any. Or did you check his out as well? -.^
= D
At Saturday, May 13, 2006 2:18:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
Adrenaline: What's jelly got to do with pain :P?!?!?!
Ollie: Very hard leh. He always position himself after I chose mine.
PJ: CHOY! Help him pee your head lah.
Fingers: Dun make me scared leh :(
Lixia: I am scared of confrontations :(
Zhe Bin: CHOY CHOY CHOY :P!
At Saturday, May 13, 2006 8:21:00 PM,
Jaschocolate said…
Well, u got an admirer on your hand.. should be happy.. :p
At Sunday, May 14, 2006 12:39:00 AM,
OLLie said…
Then you should go to the mirror, comb your hair abit, wash your hands while waiting for him to choose his. Procrastinate till he buay tahan. Once he chose his, you must rush to the one furthest away from his and pee quickly. hahaha..
At Sunday, May 14, 2006 12:39:00 AM,
OLLie said…
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At Sunday, May 14, 2006 12:40:00 AM,
OLLie said…
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At Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:49:00 PM,
Green Ogre said…
You sad little man... Stand up to him and tell him that it's annoying... And then poken him in the eyes and burtally stab him... Many times over...
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