The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

The long and short about The Antics Of Office Bimbo



In the relatively short span of three months that I’ve been with this company, I’ve witnessed the following from Office Bimbo:


1) She spoilt the coffee-making machine. Twice.

2) Come to think of it, she jammed the photocopier a few times before too. Like once everyday. “Please remember to remove the staples before placing your documents in the sorter” is obviously a message that can’t be registered by her brain.

3) She called my office number twice before to ask me where am I.

4) She will 'fall sick' every alternate Monday. Without fail.

5) She gets kidnapped by aliens for around 2 hours every lunch break.

6) She must be a really interesting homo sapien specimen because the aliens will kidnap her for about 30mins during every toilet break too.

7) I suspect The Boss hired her to respond to her MSN Messenger messages.

8) She survives on tomato juice for lunch.

9) I think she loves fruits because she’s usually decked in Burberries. Heh.

10) She has a first class in Economics from some ang mo uni, but had to resort to a calculator to find the solution to $120k + $30k.


She also happens to be the god-daughter of The Boss. Damn.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

8 Comments:

  • At Thursday, May 04, 2006 10:37:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    If the office bimbo is chio and available, then all the faults can be forgiven, plus she's the Boss' god-daughter!

    If the office bimbo is one of those gross fat ang mo types, then she's really going to need to smarten up, but nabei, she's the Boss' god-daughter.

     
  • At Thursday, May 04, 2006 3:55:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    its ok if she's a bit stupid. she's chio what.
    i think that should make up for everything (if you are a male).

    But i thought u mentioned b4 she has a bmw driving bf??

    anyways, i think she's totally brilliant. how many ppl can call ur office phone to ask if ur there? seriously, mensa genius wei. ;)

     
  • At Thursday, May 04, 2006 4:44:00 PM, Blogger Xia_mi_mi said…

    Walao..ok..this seems to explain it all..god daughter ma..what you expect..

    You should be glad that she didn't put in some bad words for you in front of The Boss lei.. =S

    How about courting her? Muahaha~! =P

     
  • At Thursday, May 04, 2006 10:53:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    She has a SLK-driving boyfriend, while I can't even afford a Kia kah. Sibeh sian. But nevermind because I don't find her attractive, heh.

     
  • At Friday, May 05, 2006 12:20:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    God-daughter?? hmm .... maybe she's the kind of god-daughter that goes under The Boss's desk. keke.

    Maybe u shd go under ur boss's desk as well. Then u can also get "kidnapped" whenever u want.

     
  • At Friday, May 05, 2006 12:55:00 AM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    Aiya god-daughter only. You go be god-son lah. Then 干掉 his children and marry the god-daughter. Then the company will be yours. It's worth it. Then you can make her disappear from the face of earth once everything succeeds. Plus your Ms Tan.

     
  • At Friday, May 05, 2006 4:57:00 AM, Blogger lakeside girl said…

    Hmm are you who i think you are?

    Starts with B and ends with E?

     
  • At Friday, May 05, 2006 10:42:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Adrenaline: Can't lah. Too many people under his desk liao. Heh. You have a damn dirty mind.

    Zhe Bin: I would love too, but he got too many god-sons liao. All damn beng type. Office Bimbo is the only god-daughter though :P

    Lakeside Girl: ?!?!?!?

     

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