The long and short about The Antics Of Office Bimbo

In the relatively short span of three months that I’ve been with this company, I’ve witnessed the following from Office Bimbo:


1) She spoilt the coffee-making machine. Twice.

2) Come to think of it, she jammed the photocopier a few times before too. Like once everyday. “Please remember to remove the staples before placing your documents in the sorter” is obviously a message that can’t be registered by her brain.

3) She called my office number twice before to ask me where am I.

4) She will 'fall sick' every alternate Monday. Without fail.

5) She gets kidnapped by aliens for around 2 hours every lunch break.

6) She must be a really interesting homo sapien specimen because the aliens will kidnap her for about 30mins during every toilet break too.

7) I suspect The Boss hired her to respond to her MSN Messenger messages.

8) She survives on tomato juice for lunch.

9) I think she loves fruits because she’s usually decked in Burberries. Heh.

10) She has a first class in Economics from some ang mo uni, but had to resort to a calculator to find the solution to $120k + $30k.


She also happens to be the god-daughter of The Boss. Damn.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian