The long and short about Me & My Nerdy Intern Part II
Just my second day with him, and Nerd is already driving me nuts.
He hangs around me like a leech. He wouldn’t go for his lunch break without me. He even follows me when I pee.
I hope he’s not, eh, into me.
The worst thing is that he keeps bugging me to task him some assignments. Now that is something that is not as simple as it seems to be, considering the fact that I don’t really have much to do in the office. I thought everyone will jump at the chance of 1-hour tea break (twice a day) and 2 hour lunch break job, but obviously I was wrong.
I hereby acknowledge that Nerd is of a different, superior breed. He is a Man who wants tasks that are very exciting and challenging.
So I gave him the utterly exciting and challenging task of data-entry. All three months’ worth of back-logged inventory.
Heh.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 2:45 PM
10 Comments:
At Wednesday, May 10, 2006 5:06:00 PM,
Winter_Cherrie said…
wah...wat are you working as? Seems like everyday you are so free...how i envy you.
At Wednesday, May 10, 2006 5:37:00 PM,
pj said…
you know.. this is because nerd obviously just wants your suaveness to rub off on him. be it by diffusion or osmosis.
also, as your intern, u are his mama,papa and babysitter all rolled into one.
hope u can tahan him. :)
At Wednesday, May 10, 2006 5:54:00 PM,
Adrenaline said…
why don't u make urself smell really bad?? So bad that he won't follow u around anymore. And neither will any of ur colleagues. which means u get to do all your 1 hr tea breaks and 2 hrs lunch break as much as you like.
At Wednesday, May 10, 2006 10:54:00 PM,
OLLie said…
utterly exciting and challenging task of data entry?!?! I thank my lucky stars I'm not your intern.
Anw I don't think he's into you la. I think he just wants to look at you when you pee. =D
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 12:54:00 AM,
Xia_mi_mi said…
Well, maybe this is a great chance for you to be virgin no more? hehe..*shudders*
but well, maybe you should see it in a good light. MAybe he idolises you too much so he wants to stick by you? Haha
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:16:00 AM,
lambchop said…
doesn't anyone realize this is satire?! it is, right??
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:44:00 AM,
Green Ogre said…
I had interourse (not the sexual kind) with such people before. The normal approach is kill them quick before they get a chnace to grow up into psychopathic stalkers and homicidal killers who never want to stop "working".
I would advise you contribute to the world by serially killing such serial perverts. You'd can poke him in the eye and stab him after he's left with only with week worth of inventory. You can even finish it and then cliam the credit for it.
How cool is that? You get to kill people and get promoted. Who knows, you might even get to shag the Office Bimbo one day! Or night. Remember, you've got the mojo.
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 2:17:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
WinterC: Life as a slacker is not as simple as it seems! Serious!
PJ: You have just reaffirmed my belief in your great foresight by your first paragraph.
Adrenaline: My Boss will probably also replace me. I will be sibeh, sibeh the sian.
Ollie: I promise you even more exciting and challenging assignments if you come to my company for internship.
Lixia: NNNOOOOOoooooo!
Lambchop: The chicken chop at Ang Mo Kio damn nice. Heh.
Green Ogre: I is scared I get shagged by Nerd instead if I fail in your suggestion.
At Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:20:00 PM,
lambchop said…
i loveeeeeeeeee your sense of humour... so refreshing! ;D
At Monday, January 14, 2008 11:31:00 PM,
(T) (H) (B) said…
Evil..
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