The long and short about My Super Power
Over the weekend, I discovered that I have a Super Power.
To be more precise, I discovered that I have the amazing ability to produce incredible amounts of mucus non stop.
Nerd treated Office Bimbo and I to the chocolate buffet at Fullerton yesterday to celebrate his results. While it was very nice, I think my body was badly overheated by the dark brown stuff.
I developed a bad case of sore throat and flu that very night, and have been blowing Nerd ever since. As in, I have been blowing my nose on Nerd’s tissue ever since, haha. Anyway, the amount of mucus that I have produced is simply unbelievable. It is also very sticky, and I honestly believe I can stop crooks in their tracks if I aim very carefully at their eyes. I will be so useful for the society!
Indeed, a Super Hero is just what Singapore needs. Since VR Man has disappeared, I think it’s time for me to rise to the occasion. Being the very imaginative man I am, I think I shall call myself Mucus Man.
I shall start wearing my underwear on the outside tomorrow.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 10:38 PM
20 Comments:
At Sunday, June 10, 2007 11:26:00 PM,
tstar said…
well, erm, THANK YOU, mr mucus man! I'm sure you will help our society a lot.
At Sunday, June 10, 2007 11:31:00 PM,
4_eva said…
well, congrats! you finally found something you are good at.. =DD
At Sunday, June 10, 2007 11:41:00 PM,
4_eva said…
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At Sunday, June 10, 2007 11:42:00 PM,
4_eva said…
btw.. u sure u wearing ur underwear outside tml? better not, superman and watever man all got go gym de.. if u wear.. *pukes* =DDDD
At Monday, June 11, 2007 12:38:00 AM,
Ignorant one said…
think we prefer the underwear on the head rather than 'outside' where u usually wear. hahaha
At Monday, June 11, 2007 1:34:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
take care nia!
At Monday, June 11, 2007 5:28:00 AM,
imnothere said…
since Adrenaline hasn't commented as yet, i thought i should on her behalf.
try "Cock" man and undie on your head, it is more appropriate (^_^)
At Monday, June 11, 2007 10:38:00 AM,
Coconutger85 said…
Won't you make a very easy to kill super hero? Imagine a water gun filled with a lethal combination of became, clarinase and other drugs for flu.
At Monday, June 11, 2007 11:34:00 AM,
Andy said…
=_=
At Monday, June 11, 2007 11:39:00 AM,
Rainie said…
*dumps 1 Febricol pill into SBS mouth*
u have just been de-flu-ed =P
At Monday, June 11, 2007 10:48:00 PM,
Ivan said…
you hong kan liao
At Monday, June 11, 2007 11:17:00 PM,
Adrenaline said…
why dun u wear G-String on the outside?? Calvin Klein one.
Then it will save me the trouble of beating you to death; anyone else who sees this will do it for me.
At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 12:16:00 AM,
eileen` said…
i've been hit with the flu too!
is this...fate?
haha, anyway, mine's not sticky, it's watery. =X
At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 11:56:00 AM,
Green Ogre said…
I think that you can only qualify as a superhero if you use your powers to at least save a city.
You should, at least, be able to propel your mucus over a 100m at velocity akin to a bullet fired from an M-16A.
Also, your mucus should be no less sticky than Spiderman's webbing. otherwise you fail.
The ability to fly is optional, but you should be faster and stronger than everyone else, save supervillians and other superheroes. Meaning Commando standard IPPT Gold at the very least. You should fly through SEAL, Ranger, SAS and SBS course with little difficulty.
It's all there in Sibeh Sialan's famous treatise, "Are You Another Bloody Superhero?", under the chapter, "What the Hell Do I Have to Do to Be a Superhero."
At any rate, I'm sure, like many other superheroes, you'd probably get nosebleed trying to save some Singaporeans.
"What are you doing? You can't just save me from mortal danger? What about my LV bag? Later SMRT security take it away how? You go back and get my back, otherwise you pay me back for it. Or I get you for molest. You touch touch here, touch touch there. Well? What raging inferno? You're a superhero what!"
At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 1:42:00 PM,
tunaflsh loves apple pie... said…
Yucks. I don't think anyone wants your help then by saving them. Haha.
At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:22:00 PM,
Kenneth said…
remember to get us picture of you with ur underwear on the outside... u can be ur own poster boy=)
Oh and please don't post a picture of you blowing nerd here.
porn is illegal in singapore right?
At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 4:10:00 PM,
KONG - the jazzybeagle said…
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At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 4:12:00 PM,
KONG - the jazzybeagle said…
i want to welcome you into our superhero fraternity.... in the hall of justice, we have captain pao, sam fishy, long fei, the witch, sotong, coco and of course me...jazzybeagle. we each have our own special powers.
we try to save the world when we and if can.
by the way, please clean up you mucus when you spit it all over town to save the weak. we can all live with spider web...but mucus....thats another thing.
cheers
At Tuesday, June 12, 2007 9:54:00 PM,
Champion Chen said…
you are gross.
very gross!
now i think of those dark brown stuff as ur mucus.
At Monday, February 11, 2008 12:38:00 AM,
Adebalababy said…
disgusting hahahha
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