The long and short about The Mosquito
I realized it’s been ages since I last wrote a poem, so here’s one:
The Mosquito
Oei! You stupid mosquito!
Stop sucking me like there’s no tomorrow!
You can’t keep still when I try to hit you,
But when I do, I’ll make mincemeat out of you.
You are ugly, and your legs are very hairy.
I know that because I last time took biology.
You spread dengue, and also HIV.
The latter is not true, but it rhymes very nicely.
The other day when I went to the zoo,
You happily bite me when I was in the loo.
I have no idea why you are such a fool,
Because really very smelly, my freshly made poo poo.
I have decided to wage war on you.
You better get ready to escape on cue.
When I see you, I’ll move in for the kill.
The pain you feel will be very real :)
Oei! You stupid mosquito!
Stop sucking me like there’s no tomorrow!
Please keep still when I try to hit you,
And when I do, I’ll make mincemeat out of you.
-Sibeh Sian
Summer, 2007
Summer, 2007
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
8 Comments:
At Thursday, May 24, 2007 12:45:00 AM, Xia_mi_mi said…
Wa~! This one can be used for the Fight Dengue advertisement lei. THink will be more interresting than the current one lo.. =P
At Thursday, May 24, 2007 1:01:00 AM, tstar said…
well it's actually... nice!
At Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:25:00 AM, Rainie said…
mincemeat?
pancake ba...
mosquito no meat :P
At Thursday, May 24, 2007 2:06:00 PM, Tinunuy said…
You're poem is very funny but true! :) I hate mosquitoes too.
At Thursday, May 24, 2007 4:34:00 PM, Cindy said…
Ahaha!! I say you have a real knack for poetry.
At Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:26:00 PM, JASMNE said…
=.="
Like that also can...
At Monday, May 28, 2007 8:54:00 PM, Sibeh Sian said…
To all: Thank you very much, I shall continue in my efforts to become a better poet :)
At Friday, June 29, 2007 9:33:00 PM, Sandra said…
This is seriously funny crap, lol real creative! :D
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