The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The long and short about The Hunter & The Hunted II


I have changed my mind about not letting Ms Tan touch my Wii Wii.

While having nasi lemak this morning, I was hit with this brilliant idea: I could use my Wii Wii to humiliate the evil Ms Tan! I am not a hao lian, but I’m proud to say here that I’ve became quite the pro at Wii Sports Tennis. In fact, I’m so good I have been whacking Nerd’s butt left right and center, heh.

If I managed to whack Ms Tan’s butt too, then maybe she will show more respect to me in the office. With this brilliant idea in mind, I approached her this afternoon and popped the question.

Me: Hi Ms Tan! Do you want to come over to my place and play with my Wii tomorrow?

Ms Tan: You want me to go to your place and play with your what?!?!?!?!

Me: My Wii! My Wii Wii! I’ve been having lots of fun with it and I think I will be very happy if you come play with it :D!

Ms Tan: Oh. You meant the Nintendo thingy.

Ms Tan: Ok.

I told Nerd and Office Bimbo about my invite to Ms Tan, and they are so excited they will be coming along too. It’s going to be such a fun night :D!

With Love,
Sibeh Sian


Holy Macaroni. Nerd needs to attend a family dinner tonight, while Office Bimbo just told me she is giving our Wii party a miss because after thinking about it, she is not very uncomfortable about playing with Ms Tan.

Which means it’s gonna be Ms Tan and me alone tonight. I am very, very worried :(


  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:10:00 AM, Blogger Kenneth said…

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  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:33:00 AM, Blogger gracie said…

    hey my Wii Tennis is also pretty damn good. It's such a great stress relief in between studying for final exams... until I got severe neck pain on my right side. hehe... My ranking is nearly 2000 (~1950) which is my ultimate goal and I think the highest ranking acheivable.

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:50:00 AM, Blogger tstar said…

    i haf a feeling she will beat ur ass...

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:15:00 AM, Blogger Kenneth said…

    somehow this blog seems like the daily events hv been planned and sian is d@mn suay... haha... anyways... gl on her touching ur wii... i mean... playing with it...

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:13:00 AM, Blogger Champion Chen said…

    Hi Sian! I played Wii tennis with Ms Tan last night and I am just going to say, she's so going to kick your ass.

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 7:02:00 AM, Blogger imnothere said…

    if (SBSWin ="Y")
    then (goto MsTanKillsSBS event)

    if (SBSLose ="Y")
    then (goto MsTanAbusingSBSMore event)

    goto MsTanAbusingSBS event

    printf("Rest in Peace. SBS")

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 7:54:00 AM, Blogger JayWalk said…

    whack butt left, right and CENTER.

    good grief.

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 9:06:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    wah lau, miss tan is single leh; what do single woman do alone at nite? they play games .... all kinds of games ....

    i think ur butt gonna get whipped this time. she's gonna look down on you even further. Not that u deserve anything more though :P

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 9:08:00 AM, Blogger Rainie said…

    you must be thrilled :)
    finally a foursome!

    for Wii... haha!

    well, hopefully Ms Tan will be nice to you after the gaming session =P

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 9:14:00 AM, Blogger nadnut said…

    how come ms tan gets to play with your wii wii and i dont? :( *pouts*

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 9:46:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Grace: Your ranking is ~1950?!?!?!?? My goodness. You is damn good :P!

    Tstar: No way :D! I even got a racket holder thingy for my Wimote just for tonight :D!

    Kenneth: I hope she treats it gently and don't use too much force!

    Champion Chen: You know Ms Tan ?!?!??!?!

    Imnothere: I'm sorry, but it's gonna be a SBSAbusingMsTan event, heh :)

    Jaywalk: Must whack center, most painful one, haha :D....

    Adrenaline: All sorts of games? Hmmmm... the maybe I'll challenge her to Chinese Chess too :)

    Rainie: It's gonna be a 'twosome' instead! GOod grief.

    Nadnut: If everybody everyday come with my Wii Wii everynight, I will be sibeh exhausted! Heh.

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 10:53:00 AM, Blogger imnothere said…

    'grats on getting IT on with Mrs Robinso...i mean, Ms Tan.

    Don't do IT too long though - you will need all your energy for tommorrow's work and IT session. IT might hurt alot at first, but I am sure that you will enjoy IT 10 minutes after doing IT. Make sure you prepare yourself mentally and physically for IT ok?

    what? i was refering to WII gaming session with Ms Tan.

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 11:27:00 AM, Blogger gracie said…

    yah it's 1994 now but it's so blardy hard to get that final 6 points cos at this stage u gotta beat the opponent by the second set since even if u win after 3 sets also will kena minus points. I know cos it happened to me *sniff*

    So I cheat by starting over a new game if I don't win the 2nd set. That way I don't get the hard-earned points deducted. hehe

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 11:37:00 AM, Blogger Rainie said…

    my my... 2somes...

    aren't you a lucky *coughcough*... guy =P

    a high chance of losing your virginity tonight... btw, did you arrange that to happen?

    if you did, nice one... and have loads of fun tonight, playing Wii with Ms Tan, alone... *grin*

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:11:00 PM, Blogger Coconutger85 said…

    Tonight is THE night, Sian! OB and Nerd have given you the chance. Congrats! You definitely won't be a 29 year old virgin. After tonight.

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:41:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    it's time to lose your virginity.

    Just cover the face and shoot the base lah!

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:09:00 PM, Blogger Jesuafreak said…

    Hahaha.. as a avid reader of ur blog..

    i have to caution u...

    The hunted has evolved to be the Hunter now.


    PS: remmeber to setup video cams all over the house least can threaten her with rape later

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:29:00 PM, Blogger Lobart said…

    u'd do well to remove that Mii of her you created. haha.

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 4:28:00 PM, Blogger fredrik said…

    becareful haha she might wack you with the wii controller instead of the ball

  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 7:37:00 PM, Blogger ice-angel said…


  • At Wednesday, May 16, 2007 11:56:00 PM, Blogger Jinkang said…

    How come Ms Tan knows it's nintendo thingy?

    I thought she will be like SEF 2.

  • At Thursday, May 17, 2007 12:48:00 AM, Blogger Ignorant one said…

    jinkang: I think ms tan not interested in sibeh sian thats why she wont think of the weee wee at all instead of wii wii!!

    Nerd, you are very very SAFE. Confirm you can see yourself going 29 as a virgin one if you play with Ms tan everynight and not nerd or office bimbo!

  • At Thursday, May 17, 2007 1:38:00 AM, Blogger nadnut said…

    bah. not fair! *jealous*

  • At Saturday, May 19, 2007 9:45:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Imnothere: It hurt so much it was sore for the next two nights!

    Grace: I want to kneel down and kow-tow to you for your sibeh powderful Wii tennis power :)

    Rainie: Oh trust me if wasn't fun at all :(

    Coconutger85: I feel like choke-slamming Nerd and Office Bimbo for abandoning me to my fate :(

    Adrenaline: What base huh?

    Jesuafreak: I want to evolve back to the Hunter :(!

    Lobart: I forgot! But she never noticed, haha :D....

    Fredrik: That will be very painful sia! THe Wiimote is sibeh hard!

    Ice Angel: I needed good luck one :(

    Jinkang: I realise after that night that she actually has a set of her own. Walau.

    Ignorant One: I don't want to be a 29 year old virgin :(!

    Nadnut: Heh :)


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