The long and short about Sibeh Attractive Men

Being good friends with Office Bimbo has its perks. Me and Nerd have been lamenting about the sorry state of our love life (not with each other) in between our Wii sessions, and she has graciously came up with some tips on how we can transform into Sibeh Attractive Men instead. And the best thing is these tips don’t involve anything about striking lotteries or undergoing plastic surgeries!

As I am a Sibeh Unselfish Man, I shall generously share the tips with you:


Tip #01: Get a Tattoo
The reason for this is very simple. Girls like bad boys, and boys with tattoos are bad. Or something like that. I also hit upon this utterly brilliant idea of tattooing muscles on my arms and a nice six-pack on my stomach, which will make me look very macho.

But I think I will have to give up the idea because my Mum went ballistic when I told her this idea half-way through our Mother’s Day lunch. She claims that if I get an ‘ang kong’ I will become a gangster, take up drugs, and start World War Three. Walau.

Tip #02: Take Up an Extreme Sport
Office Bimbo says girls are attracted to dangerous men like bees to honey, so we will up our attractiveness quotient if we do dangerous sports.

This is a very good idea. I shall start jaywalking tomorrow.

Tip #03: Pick Up a Third Language
Office Bimbo claims she goes weak in the knees every time an ang mo speaks French. According to her, foreign languages sound very exotic, and thus very attractive.

Nerd and I decided that French is too complicated for us, so we will pick up Japanese instead. We will start by swooping our excellent collection of Japanese artistic films.

Tip #04: Start a Blog
According to Office Bimbo, bloggers are damn happening people. Except for half-past-six bloggers like me, who writes a Happy Office Boy blog that has lousy content and haven’t been updated in months.

Her point being, if you write damn bloody well, you will become a celebrity blogger with lots of endorsements, fame, and rabid fans who are dying to bed you. I swear this is totally untrue. The only indecent proposal I have had so far was this spammer who tried to sell me something to enhance my ‘ahem’.

Tip #05: Learn How To Sweet Talk
This tip left me mystified. I have absolutely no idea how learning about the bubble tea brand will make me more attractive.


I hope Office Bimbo’s tips work. I really don’t want to become a 29 year old virgin.


With Love,
Sibeh Sian