The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

The long and short about The Hunter & The Hunted



I decided to jog this morning instead of my usual Sunday evenings because I don’t want to bump into Ms Tan at the tracks again.

I was thus very, very disturbed when I saw her doing sit-ups at the side when I was completing my second round. I’m not suggesting anything, but this is the kind of stuff that always happens in those stalker movies.

I worry for my virginity :(


With Love,
Sibeh Sian

14 Comments:

  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 12:09:00 AM, Blogger freakkiee said…

    Aiyoh. These sorta life coincidences ALWAYS happen in ree-eal lives! She must be switching her timing to avoid you too. I bet she's v.v.v disturbed like you too....*swell* I can already foresee you 2 down the aisle after 30-jogging-episodes LEH...hehehe

     
  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 1:34:00 AM, Blogger Rainie said…

    dear SBS, face it...

    you and Miss Tan are MEANT to BE~!
    *insert those drama bgmusic*

    hehee, anyway... Miss Tan could be those compulsive work-out-holic or like freakkiee said, trying to avoid you as well.

    maybe you should really consider moving =P

     
  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 3:54:00 AM, Blogger Ignorant one said…

    sibehsian, actually u sbs right?

    sbs: sibehshuang!

    better think twice before u ans. miss tan might be stalking here too! :D

     
  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 11:32:00 AM, Blogger tstar said…

    huh, not you stalk miss tan ah? i thought you say her butt very nice?

     
  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 12:33:00 PM, Blogger JayWalk said…

    ignorant one: Since when SBS is sibehshuang?

    SBS is Sell BackSide lah...

    Eh Sian. I think this is a sign from above to tell you that you and Ms Tan are going to have many beautiful KFC-cum-jogging-loving chewren

     
  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 1:32:00 PM, Blogger Lobart said…

    well you know, she could have changed her schedule to mornings for the same reason. which means she could be feeling the same way too. haha.

     
  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 5:53:00 PM, Blogger Ignorant one said…

    jaywalk: nice one!!

    sian, think you plotted this for a long time huh? To sell your backside. :P

     
  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 9:48:00 PM, Blogger freakkiee said…

    I have been running wild hare-brained thoughs here: "Is it possible that SBS found out that Ms Tan, his superior, is also a virgin in episode 20 after so many trials and tribulations"?

    Oei, SBS, does your drama vehicle overrun into sequels2,3.. HAR??? ;D

    *btw,is she a not huh? keep us updated ok orh? hehe*

     
  • At Sunday, May 13, 2007 11:29:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Freakkiee: Come to think of it, I think she mouthed the four-lettered F word (which is not frog) when she saw me looking at her doing sit-ups. Hmmm....

    Rainie: We are MEANT TO BE ENEMIES! Heh.

    Ignorant One: Not only am I sibeh shuang, I am sibeh song too. Riiigggghhhhttttt.

    Tstar: Even the perkest of butts will turn me off, if it belongs to Ms Tan!

    Jaywalk: Sell back side your head lah sell back side. I think I shall go smack your butt for being so naughty, heh.

    Lobart: Walau, but of all days she has to change to Saturday morning. Damn.

    Ignorant One: Backside canot sell one. My ma will scold me :)

    Freakkiee: I hate to say this, but I think Ms Tan and I are the only virgins in the office. But her one closer to expiry, heh heh heh.

     
  • At Monday, May 14, 2007 12:38:00 AM, Blogger korIn said…

    Woa lau eh.. SBS, U make me laugh... ^^

    Normally enemies somehow end up together dead (in a marriage) Ha....

     
  • At Monday, May 14, 2007 12:48:00 AM, Blogger Ignorant one said…

    you're so gonna be dead together like what korin said after ms tan sees your comments.

    closer to expiry... LOL!!!!!

     
  • At Monday, May 14, 2007 12:49:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    wah lau, u are so suay. i think even if u move, u will find that office bimbo stays next to u and she will go over to ur place to play with ur wii every nite. i bet that u will lose ur virginity to office bimbo.

     
  • At Monday, May 14, 2007 9:25:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Korin: Aiyoh, don't scare me leh! Haha....

    Ignorant: Don't worry :D! Nobody knows about this blog :D!

    Adrenaline: Actually, she already come to my place almost every night to play with my Wii. She also drinks a lot of my green tea packet drinks, which makes me a bit heart pain and dulan sia.

     
  • At Monday, May 14, 2007 11:07:00 AM, Blogger Coconutger85 said…

    You actually like your beancurd fermented right?

     

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