The long and short about I Am Not A Kaypoh
Before I say anything, I just want everyone to know that I am not those kaypoh type of people who spreads malicious gossips. But I just have to share what I saw just now.
I was on my way home from yet another light char kway teow supper, when of all people, I have to bump into Ms Tan and her ‘friend’ again.
The only difference is that this time, they saw me too.
Ms Tan: Daddy, this is Sibeh Sian.
Ms Tan: He is the idiot who told the entire office that I’m your kept woman.
I was left speechless. I still can’t believe I heard Ms Tan confessing she has a sugar daddy!
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
P.S. I think I will play smart this time and only tell the Office Cleaning Auntie about this. Heh.
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 12:02 AM
28 Comments:
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 12:54:00 AM,
Kenneth said…
First!
To warn you about the impending danger!
You are gonna die!
In Miss Tan and her "Sugar Daddy's" hands!
EVIL!
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:04:00 AM,
jenno said…
wah calling her dad 'daddy' makes me feel that miss tan is younger by 10 years!
eh not bad leh, future father-in-law (:
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:46:00 AM,
kangaroo said…
haha! i wish you luck then. i hope she doesn't call you into the office to praise you again. =D
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:54:00 AM,
Pingping said…
I think you'll need luck.
&loads of it.
So, goodluck then!
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 9:25:00 AM,
sengkor said…
sibeh sian u no manners. din say, 'uncle, ni hao..'
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 12:42:00 PM,
Rainie said…
you should have said:
"Hi future father-in-law! I will take good care of Ms Tan!"
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:09:00 PM,
Unknown said…
Daddy?! I though the guy looked younger than her??!
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:17:00 PM,
Unknown said…
you cham already! hahaha.
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:31:00 PM,
Shingo T said…
Talk less, live longer. ^_^
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 4:42:00 PM,
Cindy said…
well done sian. keep this up and you will soon DIE a virgin.
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 4:55:00 PM,
th3_pr0x said…
2 words... good luck
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 5:06:00 PM,
Coconutger85 said…
Here's another Chinese idiom for you: Wu Ke Jiu Yao -> hopeless. Sian, you in deep shit. Haha, I can't wait!
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 7:39:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh my gosh! You sure you heard her right?
Wow, the scandal or scandals...
Love
Victoria
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 7:52:00 PM,
Unknown said…
heh. i think you should keep quiet. or you might get fired :/
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 8:17:00 PM,
OLLie said…
I think you better be more careful while walking around. For all you know, a glass door might be sticking out for some weird reason or something. Especially when Ms Tan is walking somewhere in front of you.
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 9:00:00 PM,
Jj said…
i strongly agree with adrenaline.
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 10:13:00 PM,
May Ping said…
omg sibeh sian, you are a blur kaypoh. wahaha :D
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 10:51:00 PM,
JIA said…
Sian, whats ur IQ? Im seriously doubting your capability to listen to simple english. :D
with love, pooh
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:13:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
Kenneth: CHOY CHOY :P! I am still young lah :D!
Jenno: What 'future father-in-law' :P?!?!?!?
Kangaroo: Sibeh heng nothing happen today leh, haha....
Pingping: Luck is good :D! Especially when you buy Toto :D!
Sengkor: Haha, I did i did! i said 'Hi Uncle :D!'
Rainie: CHOY CHOY :P!
Ihoj: No lah no lah, he looked sibeh anciet sia :P!
Tracy: I sibeh sian lor. Why must she move so near to me :P?!?!?
Shingo: But I can't seem to keep my mouth shut :(!
Cindy: NooooOOOOOOO!!!!
Th3: Thanks thanks for the good luck :D!
Coconutger85: When you are in deep shit, make sure you wash with dettol when you climb out :)!
Adrenaline: Walau, you so rude one! Heh. So when we meeting for prata?
Victoria: Yah, that Ms Tan, so scandalous!
June: Actually, my Boss is itichy for all types of juicy news, haha :D....
Ollie: I did walked into a glass wall before! Sibeh painful sia :P
JoyceOng: Aiyah, I don't know what, it was so ambiguous :P!
JJ: OEI :D!
Pokpokgei: I am not kaypoh one! Really!
Babypoohs: I must confess I scored a grand total of 180 for my PSLE :)
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:27:00 PM,
Coconutger85 said…
Make sure you do the same hor. .. hehehe
At Thursday, August 16, 2007 1:12:00 AM,
owlette said…
Wow. I think, you are sibeh lucky to survive till now.
Possibly, this sugar daddy is going to hire some killer to take revenge for Ms Tan. Like those gang leaders.
Sian, better run..!
At Thursday, August 16, 2007 10:50:00 AM,
eileen` said…
he's prob her real dad lah.
sian, don't anyhow jump to conclusions!
At Thursday, August 16, 2007 12:32:00 PM,
klayhead said…
waha, must mean something for her to want to introduce her father to you right?
sugar daddy.. u are very very the far fetched lar..
At Thursday, August 16, 2007 3:08:00 PM,
Old Beng said…
Tsk tsk tsk no eyes see you
At Thursday, August 16, 2007 7:45:00 PM,
JIA said…
hmm. almost failing. and to think your command of english is quite good. except for the fact you actually mistook her dad as her sugar daddy ?!
well down sian (:
At Thursday, August 16, 2007 10:09:00 PM,
Kels- said…
LOOOOOOOOOLS !
dont worry sian .
nothing will happen to you.
Because she used the word 'idiot' on you. She wont condemn you.
Yet.
At Thursday, August 16, 2007 11:07:00 PM,
Thiang! said…
Take a photo! :D
At Friday, August 17, 2007 8:49:00 PM,
tata(: said…
LOL. After telling the cleaning auntie about it, I think you'll have to start your beancurd days again. (:
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