The long and short about I Am So Dead #564564
I just received an SMS from Ms Tan telling me to report to her office THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, in capital letters.
I am so dead.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
P.S. In other news, KFC Counter Girl really did give Nerd her number. What is this world coming to :P?!?!?!?
27 Comments:
At Wednesday, August 01, 2007 11:26:00 PM, swashed said…
LOL nerd may be better lookin than u describe him to be, maybe. or maybe the kfc girl's juz being nice.
nah maybe ms tan juz wants to ask u out for lunch or something.maybe ;)
At Wednesday, August 01, 2007 11:38:00 PM, Anonymous said…
3 reasons for Miss Tan's urgent sms:
1. She desperately misses you that she needs to see you early in the morning
2. You're getting a promotion
3. You're going to be in big trouble
& as for nerd, he's one seriously lucky chap!
Love,
Teresa
At Wednesday, August 01, 2007 11:50:00 PM, Kenneth said…
YOU DIE WAKKAKA
Hmm... maybe ms tan just wanna kiss you in her office cos she thinks u so despo for her (:
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 1:10:00 AM, Sapphiree said…
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At Thursday, August 02, 2007 1:12:00 AM, Sapphiree said…
Ha Ha
Ha H *choked cough cough cough* a
Ha
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 1:17:00 AM, Anonymous said…
Uh oh. Ms Tan's going to show you her prowess by ravishing you on her desk. Be warned.
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 1:21:00 AM, Jason Lioh said…
LOL.
Do keep us updated with the oucome and tell us whether have you lost your virginity. :P
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 1:47:00 AM, Darren said…
Bring condom!
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 2:23:00 AM, owlette said…
Arrive earlier, then if she's not there, too bad. You can say you reported and refuse to plop your butt back in again. =)
On second thoughts, I think you need ear plugs, and good luck.
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 2:26:00 AM, owlette said…
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At Thursday, August 02, 2007 9:19:00 AM, Rainie said…
good luck & have fun in there! *grin*
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 12:00:00 PM, St Daniel said…
Die already la you..
You gona get it from her..lol
Woah. Nerd is so lucky, luckier than you!
Anyway, gd luck in there..hehe
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 12:06:00 PM, Edelweiss said…
she gonna jio u ar? =x
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 12:52:00 PM, Jia_bUCK said…
oh man~~!! is nerd Happie...kekex..i bet he is : )
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 5:04:00 PM, Unknown said…
if(goodluck)
{
lose_virginity();
}
else
{
HEHEHE_DIE_SBS();
}
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 5:21:00 PM, yinzhen said…
HAHAHA.
Bring condoms.
Don't forget wet tissues, just to clean up the mess.
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 10:00:00 PM, SHAINE- said…
woah, are u dead yet?
ms tan's famous lashing. hahha.
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 11:11:00 PM, 4_eva said…
She wants to kiss you Lahs. She only kiss the future sian but not the present sian.
Good luck then.
At Thursday, August 02, 2007 11:53:00 PM, jenno said…
maybe she wants to ask u how u feel about her kissin that old man. she prolly plotted that to make u reveal ur feelings for her. hehe.
At Friday, August 03, 2007 1:39:00 AM, Kenneth said…
aiya... u no nid condom de larhs... im sure she alr prepared with morning after pills (: or u really dunnid condom.. thats why ure 28 going on 29 and still a virgin... hmm
At Friday, August 03, 2007 5:14:00 AM, Pingping said…
So are you still alive?
I hope Ms Tan called you in for "good" reasons !
At Friday, August 03, 2007 9:24:00 AM, Green Ogre said…
That everyone of us do get what we deserve?
At Friday, August 03, 2007 9:58:00 AM, Puffy Eyes said…
SBS must be enjoying himself so much that he forgot about us!
At Friday, August 03, 2007 2:11:00 PM, 马铃薯比基尼妹妹 said…
i happen to pass by, and ask, R U DEAD already?
At Friday, August 03, 2007 6:14:00 PM, Adrenaline said…
i agree with ogre.
You deserve Miss Tan.
At Friday, August 03, 2007 8:21:00 PM, Champion Chen said…
i also feel damn dead in office.
my team leader sibeh fierce man.
i always feel like a student standing in front of the discipline mistress awaiting punishment. haizzzz...
erm..but she's very kind person lah...just...sibeh fierce. haha.
At Saturday, August 11, 2007 1:59:00 PM, Sibeh Sian said…
Swashed: Oh trust me if she ever ask me out for lunch, I will be very, very disturbed :P
FBTL: Oh well. It turned out it was a 3 because of crever little me. Heh.
Kenneth: SIAO :P! No kissing wor :P!
Sapphiree: Your baby sibeh cute sia :D!!!! I want to have one too :)
Aileen: YUCKS :P!
Jasonmumbles: My virginity is very much intact. Walau :(
Darren: But I don't dare to buy leh :(
Naiq: Your idea very nice :D! Will try that next time :)
Rainie: Oh trust me it wasn't fun at all lor :P!
St Daniel: That Nerd ah, he is a sibeh lucky fellow :)
Angela: She every time also jio jio me at work one lor (in the non kinky way hor)>
Jia Buck: Haha, will tell you about how 'happy' he is next time :D
Ihoj: No no, never lose it yet wor :(!
ParaLil: I really dun dare to buy the rubber lah :(
Twinkleballs: If that happens you will read about me in Newpaper sia.... CHOY CHOY :P!
Shaine: I miraculously survived :)!
4_eva: I think I will be very tramuatised if that happens. YUCKS :P!
Jenno: Aiyeh, I want nothing to do with Ms Tan :P!
Kenneth: Walau, I think I am really gonna end up a 29 year old virgin sia :(
Pingping: It was for a good reason, but it ended badly. Walau :(
Green Ogre: It's karma I tell you. Karma :P!
Puffy EYes: Paiseh paiseh, something happened that's why I couldn't reply, haha :P....
杉: Don't worry, I am alive and kicking ass :D!
Adrenaline: OEI :P!
Champion Chen: No only is Ms Tan fierce, she is not kind also. Walau :P!
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