The long and short about The Delusional Boy
Nerd has really done it!
I have been egging him on to ask for KFC Counter Girl’s phone number, and he really asked for it when he was placing his order for a two-piece meal during lunch. I hereby admit that Nerd has more balls than me.
And I must say KFC Counter Girl is a model KFC employee. She said she will pass Nerd her MSN if Nerd has lunch at KFC for the whole of July.
To be frank, I’m kind of worried because it’s not human to consume pieces after pieces of trans-fat-laden fried chicken for an entire month (although I must add they are great tasting trans-fat-laden fried chicken). I hope Nerd will not get his heart broken by a girl again, nor get his heart broken by cholesterol.
In the meantime, I have another piece of evidence that Office Bimbo has the hots for me: she actually bought breakfast for me this morning. And the shy girl, she pretended she let me have the chui kueh only because she didn’t realized Nerd was only in for work in the afternoon.
It feels so good when you know people are nursing a crush on you :)
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
P.S. As you people can probably guess, I have been sibeh, sibeh busy with work. Will reply all your sibeh wonderful, lovely, and breath-taking comments over the weekend! Heh.
18 Comments:
At Wednesday, July 18, 2007 10:58:00 PM, whatsthatfluffinmyhead said…
maybe Nerd can do a "super-size me" youtube version of KFC ! :D
best of luck to your love lives :P
At Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:06:00 PM, Kenneth said…
Aww... Someone has a crush rather than the girl having one on him eh... Haha... Anyways... Nerd is loaded... Get him to bring you once in a while la... Then bring OB also... Eh wait... Then lower Nerd's chances... nvm... :D
At Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:25:00 PM, Esther said…
wah. Ask nerd to take photos of his KFC meal everyday, and make it into a book called
"HOW DOES KFC LOOK LIKE ON DIFFERENT DAYS!"
haha. i volunteer to go with Nerd. Nerd go buy, den i help him eat. Nerd cover, KFC girl wont know he's cheating. Heee. Like this i get to eat nice KFC while nerd gets to get the girl's MSN (:
At Wednesday, July 18, 2007 11:30:00 PM, shattered said…
I think OB is interested in Nerd rather than u... wake up!!!
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 1:59:00 AM, jenno said…
i think u shd help dress nerd up. get him to wear a tuxedo to KFC, and shun bian tabao one bouquet of roses give the KFC girl. HAHA.
den ask him to flash his credit card during payment.
'do you accept mastercard?'
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:35:00 AM, Anonymous said…
ob's one hot catch. I wish you all the best in losin your viginity to her. Good luck.
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 9:40:00 AM, Rainie said…
Sian, you help Nerd eat Mon / Wed / Fri lor =P
Free food!
As for OB, ask her to voice out her feelings lah!
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 9:52:00 AM, JesuaFreak said…
this looks like a chicken version of supersize me. Hahaha.. how abt incorporating steven lim's style with xx's bhb-ness and ala mr brown humour .. hahahhahaha.. sounds like a freak of nature... anyway me tinks KFC girl will give her number... ask nerd to wait for her to knock off then be the last customer to leave... so cna send her back
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 11:10:00 AM, Ivy said…
To "shattered"....
I think if you were a frequent reader of Sibeh Sian you would have got used to his style of writing and the way he leaves clues for readers. Sibeh Sian is just announcing OB's crush in a subtle way, while injecting humour by letting some readers think he is stupid enough to be let on by the insignificant hints that OB is dropping.
Maybe in the literature way of analysing, the title "The Delusional Boy" could be referring to either Nerd or Sian. As in not the real Sian but the Sian who thinks that OB has a crush on him.
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 12:13:00 PM, tstar said…
Delusional indeed.
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:05:00 PM, TwinkleBalls said…
lol u will see a whole new nerd after the kfc 'fiesta'
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 5:45:00 PM, Anonymous said…
Nerd is going to have a super duper fried chicken month! Wow, KFC counter girl really knows how to be the KFC girl!
Nerd must really like her for him to stuff KFC chicken down his mouth every single day this month!
As for Office Bimbo, we'll see, we'll see :D
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 5:59:00 PM, Adrenaline said…
She bought chui-kueh for you ah? waa ... i bet she loves the smell of chui-kuehs man. I also bet that she will jump to make babies with u if u slather chui-kueh (along with the chai-po and chilli)all over your body.
=)
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 6:00:00 PM, Unknown said…
If the manager heard of this, I think KFC girl will kanna promoted and than nerd would be of no value to her and you will find nerd to be heart-brokened again!
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 7:30:00 PM, Coconutger85 said…
If you and OB really get together, you better change your name to OH - Office Himbo. Hehe
At Thursday, July 19, 2007 11:23:00 PM, Anonymous said…
hi sian,
its my bdae today.
but it wasnt really a great day afterall ):
At Friday, July 20, 2007 12:08:00 AM, Jessica Quek said…
oh sian..
U shld take a leaf from nerd's chasing skirts skill..
At Thursday, July 26, 2007 11:00:00 PM, Sibeh Sian said…
WTLIMH: Walau, that super-size me show sibeh gross lor! When he puke at the carpark, yucks :P!
Kenneth: Haha, I know, Office Bimbo really likes me :)
Ice-angel: Why does everyone wants to go out with Nerd one :(?
Shattered: No lah, no lah, she is interested in me, really :D! Haha :)....
Jenno: I think I will get Nerd to go naked some day. Muahaha :D!
Aileen: I pray fervertly I will get to lose it too soon also, haha :D....
Rainie: Cannot! Must be fair one! So cannot help Nerd eat, haha :D....
Jeusafreak: Haha, your plan sounds good, will tell Nerd about it ;)
Factiva_Meta: You sounds sibeh cheem sia :D!
Tstar: Exactly, that Nerd, haha :D....
Twinkleballs: I think I notice a paunch already. No kidding!
Teresa: That Nerd is obsessed lor :P....
Adrenaline: I always suspected you were into SM sia :P
Ihoj: I will help mend his broken heart by treating him to KFC :)
COconutger85: I'm not Himbo :D! Haha :D....
Jia: Aiyoh, what happened :(?!?!?! Eh, this is lame, but happy belated birthday to you hor :P?
Jessica: Dun need to learn lah, got Office Bimbo interested in me already :D!
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