The long and short about The Sexy Dancer
I can’t believe I let Office Bimbo talk me into going Zouk with her last night.
When Adrenaline first brought me there a good ten years ago, I didn’t enjoy it very much because of various reasons: the music was too loud, the place was too smoky, and all the girls ignored me.
After some hard self-examination, I concluded that the reason why I was ignored was because I couldn’t dance to save my life. But being a Man of Action, I have spent the last ten years perfecting my dancing, and I dare say I am now a pretty good dancer. I even managed to perfect the Chicken Payback dance moves PJ showed me a long time ago:
Despite my awesome dancing, no babes offered to buy me a drink. Oh well.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 11:35 PM
15 Comments:
At Thursday, July 12, 2007 11:53:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
first again!! SO NOT SIAN!! :D go sian~
At Friday, July 13, 2007 12:24:00 AM,
dexter81 said…
hey sianz, i suggest you update your dance moves. Try some bar-top moves next time, sure get the ladies so hot they have to buy more beers to cool
At Friday, July 13, 2007 12:59:00 AM,
Kenneth said…
hmm
care to upload a video of ur dancing on youtube? u can censor all u want :D
At Friday, July 13, 2007 1:11:00 AM,
Champion Chen said…
next time go dance together leh!!!! i also cannot dance so it's nice to be with someone worse than me. yeah.
At Friday, July 13, 2007 6:13:00 PM,
elye tirvare said…
I do believe I have now heard a song more annoying than this one!
So, uhh, thank you...
At Friday, July 13, 2007 7:13:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dancing? Seriously speaking, I don't have a flair for it either.
*Grins* I guess I'm more of a taekwondo person :D
Don't worry, you'll find something you're really good at one day :D
At Friday, July 13, 2007 7:14:00 PM,
Geri said…
hahah.. i like the way you blog.Very
original and natural.
Yup.. i agree with the rest. Post up your dance moves so we can all see!
:)
At Friday, July 13, 2007 9:09:00 PM,
Kels- said…
Wah sian .
the reason why you cannot succeed in jio-ing the girls is because, the dance you spent your life perfecting is too outdated liao.
At Saturday, July 14, 2007 11:47:00 AM,
Unknown said…
Ai Ya you pratice more and form a team with nerd and got for audition for the next " The dance floor"
At Saturday, July 14, 2007 3:01:00 PM,
Andy said…
No wonder no girls offered you drinks, after doing those moves i think you'll be thrown out haha! No seriously, dance properly.
At Sunday, July 15, 2007 1:17:00 AM,
(T) (H) (B) said…
No worries. No guys buy drinks for me too..
At Sunday, July 15, 2007 5:05:00 PM,
4_eva said…
sian u can actually dance like dat?
At Tuesday, July 17, 2007 9:52:00 AM,
Adrenaline said…
oei, please hor, u were dancing away happily the last time we went lor. You sibeh enjoy even though all the girls ignored you, can?
At Thursday, July 26, 2007 11:21:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
Jia: Congratulations for coming in first wor :D!
Freakkler: I can use the moves on the bar top also, but I scared they look under my pants, haha :D....
Kenneth: Censor already not nice :D! Haha :D....
Champion Chen: Then I can't dance with you because I dance damn well, haha :D!
Elye Tirvare: Haha, you are welcome :D!
Teresa: Haha, you'll be surprised, but I have a black belt! It fits nicely with my pants :)
Geriyin: I also prefer original receipe instead of crispy when I order KFC :D!
Kels: Aiyoh, I thought they like retro what, haha :D....
Ihoj: That sounds like a damn good idea :D! I was actually quite inspired after watching Blades of Glory :)
Andy: I can't dance properly, must dance very powderfully instead :)!
Horny Bitch: So sad one hor? Haizzz :P....
4_eva: Haha, you must be very impressed rite? Haha :D....
Adrenaline: Haha, when dancing, must feel very happy one, then you will be as graceful as me :)
At Sunday, August 26, 2007 12:29:00 PM,
pj said…
woah! chicken payback!! hahahaha
is that from my blog? ;)
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