The long and short about The Sleeping Bag

I have been very, very busy.

Due to some silly project, I have put in incredibly long hours at the office recently, and as a matter of fact I just reached home a while ago. But it was nothing compared to last night, when I actually camped overnight at the office. But I must confess I did that not because I was hardworking, but because I didn’t want to pay the midnight cab fare, haha.

Being a Very Clever Boy, I am actually very well prepared for such late night situations. I actually have a sleeping bag at the office, which I put to good use last night. But I realized I am not that clever after all because when I woke up this morning, I was stuck in the stoopid sleeping bag because the zipper was stuck.

It was a very painful ordeal because besides having to endure the cruel alarm clock just next to my ear, I was also dying to relieve my bladder. I was thus very relieved when someone finally arrived at the office.

Unfortunately, it was Ms Tan.

And the most incredible thing happened. Instead of helping me out of my fix, she just stood there looking at me for a while, before taking a picture of me with her handphone. Then she stepped over me and went into her office.

What the ?!??!?!


With Love,
Sibeh Sian

P.S. I owe a big one to the Office Cleaning Auntie, for if she had rescued me any later, I would have filled my sleeping bag with pee.