The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

The long and short about The Sleeping Bag

I have been very, very busy.

Due to some silly project, I have put in incredibly long hours at the office recently, and as a matter of fact I just reached home a while ago. But it was nothing compared to last night, when I actually camped overnight at the office. But I must confess I did that not because I was hardworking, but because I didn’t want to pay the midnight cab fare, haha.

Being a Very Clever Boy, I am actually very well prepared for such late night situations. I actually have a sleeping bag at the office, which I put to good use last night. But I realized I am not that clever after all because when I woke up this morning, I was stuck in the stoopid sleeping bag because the zipper was stuck.

It was a very painful ordeal because besides having to endure the cruel alarm clock just next to my ear, I was also dying to relieve my bladder. I was thus very relieved when someone finally arrived at the office.

Unfortunately, it was Ms Tan.

And the most incredible thing happened. Instead of helping me out of my fix, she just stood there looking at me for a while, before taking a picture of me with her handphone. Then she stepped over me and went into her office.

What the ?!??!?!

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

P.S. I owe a big one to the Office Cleaning Auntie, for if she had rescued me any later, I would have filled my sleeping bag with pee.


  • At Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:42:00 PM, Blogger Ignorant one said…

    yay first to comment! :P

    actually i would have did the same as what ms tan did if i was there. in fact, i think i would have taken a video with you pee-ing in your pant.

    gawk, i know im evil! :D

  • At Thursday, June 21, 2007 11:13:00 PM, Blogger OLLie said…

    oooh. I know how you feel man. That's how I felt during the Pirates show. I nearly peed in my pants. Gosh.

    I'm surprised Ms Tan didnt laugh though. If I were her I would have laughed like mad. hahahaha..

  • At Thursday, June 21, 2007 11:38:00 PM, Blogger IHOJ said…

    That Ms Tan ar.... What is her problem !? I can understand how u feel cause I also kanna stuck in sleeping bag before at Ubin.(except that I dont have to endure a loud alarm clock)

  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 1:10:00 AM, Blogger ~Ivan~ said…

    you hong kan liao

  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 1:20:00 AM, Blogger jia said…

    SO CUTE!!! *o*

    i would laugh alot and aloud if i was ms tan.
    but i would be very nice to help u undid the sleepin bag zip.
    after i take a photo of u in the bag lar.


  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 6:58:00 AM, Blogger *SheRRy* said…

    Ms tan is evil, wakakaka XD

  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 8:41:00 AM, Blogger Daniel said…

    I want updates about Nerd and Bimbo =D

  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 8:51:00 AM, Blogger JayWalk said…

    Eh... by any chance you can get the picture from Ms Tan's phone to post it here?

    Yah lah. I know lah. Very insensitive to make such a request.



  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 9:33:00 AM, Blogger Rainie said…

    Ms Tan is sooo gonna find ways to 'blackmail' you with that photo =P

    but it's hilarious to imagine her taking a picture while you are gonna have your bladder burst =x

  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 10:06:00 AM, Blogger JoJo said…

    waroe er, u super drama de lar....heehee

  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 11:49:00 AM, Blogger Champion Chen said…

    you are so weak lor sian.
    one day u shd go and rape ms tan or her u the Man.

    but while doing it, try to keep ur eyes closed...

  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 2:15:00 PM, Blogger 4_eva said…

    Poor Sian. Maybe Ms Tan gonna blackmail you with that pic leh.

  • At Friday, June 22, 2007 9:50:00 PM, Blogger Kels- said…

    LOLOL. I will be much meaner.
    Laugh at you hysterically and then snap a ten minute video of you trying to get the stupid zip undone.

    Plus maybe a few snapshots of you inside your sleeping bag.

    Oh, I will tell the other people not to unzip the bag for you. And then, I will post the video on youtube and then I will paste the picture all over the office. (:

  • At Saturday, June 23, 2007 12:19:00 PM, Blogger Andy said…

    HAHAHA Ms Tan wth! U shld have juz shot her hp with ur pee!

  • At Saturday, June 23, 2007 12:30:00 PM, Blogger ice-angel said…

    My sleeping bag doesn't have zip.

  • At Saturday, June 23, 2007 12:54:00 PM, Blogger Coconutger85 said…

    I'm starting to like Ms. Tan. Really. Like really really like Ms. Tan.

  • At Saturday, June 23, 2007 3:17:00 PM, Blogger korIn said…

    dramatic life!! Ha...

  • At Saturday, June 23, 2007 4:19:00 PM, Blogger Kenneth said…

    haha... i wonder if ms tan is interested in some things... thats why she even took a picture of u "tied up"

  • At Saturday, June 23, 2007 5:51:00 PM, Blogger eileen` said…

    someone's appearing on stomp tomorrow. =D

  • At Saturday, June 23, 2007 6:01:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    Your stupidity never cease to amaze me man.

  • At Sunday, June 24, 2007 9:51:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Ignorant One: Walau, you people dun have a heart one ah :P!

    Ollie: That's why I say they should issue pampers for shows above 2 hours! Hiazz....

    Ihoj: My googness, it's a damn horrible experience! I thought I was going to die!

    Ivan: I sibeh scared she will send it to the papers :(

    Jia: Not cute! Really! Very painful ah:P!

    Sherry: She is sibeh, sibeh evil :(

    Daniel: Coming soon! Heh.

    Jaywalk: I'll try to accede to your request, but just so you know, me and Ms Tan is having a cold war now :P

    Rainie: I damn scared also. But she didn't really disturb me the past two days after the incident leh :P

    Jojo: Me is drama mama, haha....

    Champion Chen: I'm a peace-loving gentle creature who thinks rapists should be castrated :P!

    4_eva: No :P! NNnnnnnooooOOO :P!

    Kels: I am sibeh thankful you are not my colleague. Heh :)

    Andy: How do I aim when I'm trapped in the sleeping bag :P?!?!?

    Ice-angel: COOL! What bradn what brand, tell me leh :D!

    Coconutger85: Girl! Don't learn bad things from Ms Tan! Don't :P!

    Korin: I'm just an ordinary office boy :P!

    Kenneth: That is very, very disturbing :P

    Eileen: I'm not to sure about stomp, the show quite noisy with the pots and pans and everything :P

    Adrenaline: I not stoopid! I just suay :P!

  • At Sunday, June 24, 2007 5:51:00 PM, Blogger shattered said…

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