The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Friday, July 20, 2007

The long and short about The Horrible Dream



I must get this off my chest before I go mad: I just had the most disturbing dream, ever.

I dreamt that I was playing catching on the beach with Office Bimbo, who was in her very, very tiny white bikini. But when I finally caught her and spun her around, she morphed into Ms Tan and kissed me on the lips.

I am very, very disturbed. Can someone interpret my dream please?


With Love,
Sibeh Sian

P.S. I think my mum is not going to be very happy when she checks my bedsheet tomorrow.

25 Comments:

  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 1:06:00 AM, Blogger Kenneth said…

    I predict that Ms Tan will wear that white bikini one day after she undergoes a plastic surgery sponsored by you. I also predict that I will now be unable to sleep and that you will get more of these dreams.

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 3:36:00 AM, Blogger Cindy said…

    EEEEWWWWW!!!

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 5:24:00 AM, Blogger freakkler said…

    Your this dream is so 'Freudy' ..oh man! His book says: your are sexually frustrated with your inability to GeT On with Ms Tan. I reckon you are probably using Bimbo to replace Ms Tan because she's your FRIEND! It's easier to 'use' friends in your-kinda-dream lor...hehehe

    *ahem* maybe u shl be MORe DisturbEd about the fact that your mommy actually CHECKS your bedsheet daily!!!??? =O

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 8:49:00 AM, Blogger JayWalk said…

    Don't bruff lah...... if it were so horrible then how still can wet dream?

    Unless of course, you shitted in your dreams instead.

    Ewwwwww...... I am lagi more disturbed by the visual now.....

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 9:26:00 AM, Blogger Rainie said…

    Sian, admit it.

    Deep down, you love Ms Tan!
    More than OB =D

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 9:56:00 AM, Blogger JoJo said…

    Waroe, sian really no words to describe you leh.... super drama lar you :P

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 10:19:00 AM, Blogger IHOJ said…

    ZZZ your mom actually checks your badsheets daily ?!No wonder u are still a virgin....

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 10:44:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    It represents all the pent-up sexual energy you have in you after 29 years of no sex or not even close to having sex. And therefore, you want to have sex so much that you don't even mind banging Miss Tan. Which explains the wet sheets.

    In short: You are desperate.

    Let me fix u up wif BQT

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 11:07:00 AM, Blogger JayWalk said…

    Eh... given the special relationship between you and Ms Tan.

    I think you should start calling her by her first name from now on.

    So.... what's her name har?

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 12:32:00 PM, Blogger jenno said…

    tan meimei~~~~~

    HAHA. maybe DEEP DOWN INSIDE you have a thing for Ms Tan, you never know. (:

    so I guess all your intuitions about OB liking u is wrong!

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 6:23:00 PM, Blogger FBTL said…

    I know!

    The person that you love is Ms Tan! & Office Bimbo is merely a substitute for Ms Tan's absence!

    Sibeh Sian is soon turning into Sibeh Tan!

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 11:02:00 PM, Blogger 4_eva said…

    Wow. U actually had this kind of dream? Tiko ah pek! LOL

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 11:12:00 PM, Blogger Tracy said…

    cheeko man. hahaha. promise me you WON'T bang ms tan in reality. it will be sucha disappointment!

     
  • At Friday, July 20, 2007 11:54:00 PM, Blogger Coconutger85 said…

    Acceptance is the first step to everything else, Sian.

     
  • At Saturday, July 21, 2007 1:20:00 AM, Blogger gracie said…

    I think Ms Tan is more your type than Office Bimbo anyways hehe... I can already see her towering over you with your hands strapped to the bedposts...

     
  • At Saturday, July 21, 2007 12:16:00 PM, Blogger tstar said…

    was it really a wet dream or did you pee in your bed when OB morphed into miss tan.

     
  • At Saturday, July 21, 2007 5:03:00 PM, Blogger Mandy said…

    why nothing bout sushi eating friend anymore? )):

     
  • At Saturday, July 21, 2007 11:25:00 PM, Blogger Andy said…

    I think, it means that OB's alter ego is Miss Tan. Haha!

     
  • At Saturday, July 21, 2007 11:29:00 PM, Blogger ice-angel said…

    SIBEH TAN.

    hahaha.

     
  • At Sunday, July 22, 2007 8:52:00 PM, Blogger TwinkleBalls said…

    you probably have to make a choice between them sooner or later. HAHA! =X

     
  • At Sunday, July 22, 2007 10:08:00 PM, Blogger Kenneth said…

    Eh u been mentioned on http://the-miracle-season.blogspot.com
    better careful l8er ms tan see liaos u die hor... that blog quite famous one lehs... given wad xiaxue jus did...

     
  • At Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:26:00 PM, Blogger ice-angel said…

    Oh no.

    I forgot that im not suppose to give away sibehsian's identity sia.

    But nevermind lah. Ms Tan not so boliao to read my blog one. Hee.

    :D

     
  • At Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:45:00 PM, Blogger Kenneth said…

    Hehe... Eh SBS! U promise to reply comments over weekend =((
    Dun get unreliable like Xiaxue the chicken pie hor!

     
  • At Tuesday, July 24, 2007 8:43:00 PM, Blogger JOYCEONG(: said…

    hahah your life sounds like a total soap opera!

     
  • At Thursday, July 26, 2007 10:52:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Kenneth: Ms Tan in a white bikini.... NNooooOOOO :P!!!!

    Cindy: I know, it was horrifying :(

    Freakkler: Your explanation is making me very, very disturbed :P!

    Jaywalk: I never shitted lah, just, eh, haha, eh, only :)

    Rainie: NoooooOOOOOO :P!!!!

    Jojo: I'm super drama, but last time NS they never send me to Music and Drama Company leh :P!

    Ihoj: My ma very concerned about me one :). In fact, she checks more than my bedsheets :)

    Adrenaline: I am indeed desperate to lose my virginity, but not to BQT thank you :P!

    Jaywalk: Oh trust me you wouldn't want to know :P!

    Jenno: No lah, I'm sure I'm spot-on about Office Bimbo having a soft-spot for me :)!

    Teresa: Sibeh Tan just sounds horrible to me sia :P!

    4_eva: Haha, all guys have this kind of dreams one lor, haha :D....

    Tracy: CHOY :P! What a horrible idea! Haha :D....

    Coconutger85: No! NnnooooOOOOO!

    Grace: You forgot about the dripping candles. Heh ;)

    Tstar: Eh, no comment, haha :D....

    Mandy: :(

    Andy: Oh trust me Ms Tan is way more horribe than Office Bimbo. Serious :P!

    Ice Angel: No! NNnnoooooOOOOO :P!!!!

    Twinkleballs: Office Bimbo over Ms Tan anyday! Heh.

    Kenneth: I am very anonymous one :D! Haha :)....

    Ice-Angel: Don't worry, Ms Tan sibeh old fashion one :D! Heh :)

    Kenneth: Paiseh paiseh, I prefer apple pie, muahaha :D!

    Joyceong: How do you know I use soap and not body lotion one :P?!?!??!

     

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