The long and short about The Bearers Of Bad News

I received horrific news from the weighing machine this morning: I made a net gain of 3kg. In my youth, this would have been great news because I’m perpetually underweight at the sub-50 region. Unfortunately, I’m now pushing 30, and the extra gain is all concentrated at the equator.

This was further confirmed by the extra inch at the waist, cruelly told to me by my free Ikea measuring tape. Damn.

I resolve to stop having maggi-mee for supper.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian