The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The long and short about I Am In Very, Very Deep Shit



I am in very, very deep shit.

I was settling comfortably into my now familiar routine of replying your comments this morning, in the cozy comfort of my office cubicle after a warm and fulfilling breakfast. For want of a better description, hell freezes over my brain when I heard the words “Are you blogging?” from behind my back.

It was Office Bimbo.

I never pressed ALT+TAB faster before in my life. I also used the distraction that I have been saving for dire situations such as this one: Without missing a beat, I very solemnly intoned, “Office Bimbo! Have you been eating a lot recently?”

Yes, I know I am evil, but that was the best way to send her scurrying off elsewhere, presumably the washroom to scrutinize her waistline.

The good news is that she didn’t bring up the matter following her return trip from the loo. The bad news is that I’ve caught her trying to get a peep at my monitor every now and then. Damn.

But not to worry folks, I have taken all necessary precautions to prevent any accidental leakage of information about this blog. I’ve cleared my cookies, erased my history, and selected a Barney wallpaper as the last line of deterrence to would-be intruders. My plans are as tight as Whisper Ultra Tight.

Unfortunately, that also means that I will only be able to post entries and reply your comments in wee hours, such as now. I can only pray that her curiosity will soon blow over.

I is so sibeh sian.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

24 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:18:00 AM, Blogger twinkies said…

    Oh shit! This is not good news! :(

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:18:00 AM, Blogger jac said…

    hahaha.. so cute la u.. anyway.. since she's a bimbo, it will b damn ez 2 bluff her 1 la... haha

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:46:00 AM, Blogger eileen` said…

    well, you can always get a laptop and blog in the office toilet while doing your business.

    then you'll be literally in very deep shit.

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 12:51:00 AM, Blogger bochup said…

    Buy a mirror and put it next to yr laptop so u can see who's peeping behind yr back. Although that could (a)further convince everyone u're gay and (b) attract Bimbo over to stare at herself. So maybe just get something with a reflective surface but not big enuff that the Bimbo can see her face in it.

    =D

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:06:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    Bad news bad news. No wonder you never reply all the comments in your blog.

    Whisper Ultra Tight is not enuff. A tampon will be good. If you wan to find out wat is tampon... hmmm, date me la!

    Ha ha ha

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:14:00 AM, Blogger TheAnonymous said…

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  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:15:00 AM, Blogger TheAnonymous said…

    uh oh... can write out the post in m.word n save in a disc/usb ( copy n paste entries). so at home no need to write, can concentrate replying ur fans' comments n bloghop =P

    anyway, good luck! btw, maybe office bimbo is a blogger too??

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 1:35:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    Yes, u're right. U're in deep shit. altho i actually dont care very much.

    But juz as a suggestion, if u want to stop people fm coming to your desk, always mumble to yourself. So people will think u're crazy. Put a big penknife on your table that is obvious to people lingering near your desk.

    i think acting crazy will really work. That is why our friend wif the teddy bear doesn't have a lot of pp toking to him, remember?? hahahahhaha!! damn, im so going to hell.

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 7:36:00 AM, Blogger Jaschocolate said…

    Oh dear.. poor thing..

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 8:56:00 AM, Blogger lor mai gai said…

    Sian, its time! Its time to let the cat out of the bag. Tell Office Bimbo that u are blogging about everyone in ur life. Tell her that blogging is ur everything. Blogging is ur life.

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 9:38:00 AM, Blogger Spongy said…

    haha have u ever tot that maybe 1 of us here is either ms tan , office bimbo , nerd or ur boss ? maybe they knw just keep quiet ? haha

    dun worry i'm not either of them haha

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 9:39:00 AM, Blogger limegreenspyda said…

    uh, the product is 'whisper ultra light'.

    heh.

    and good luck to not being found out. again. but you always seem to be shooting yourself in the foot with these things. the whole 'his eyes', 'barney' and 'sian' cover-up, and still... *shakes head* :)

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 10:45:00 AM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said…

    let her see laaa... hahahah joke la... why dun you on at blogger feature to email you the comments once anyone commented? go to settings and look for it under 'comments' section (i think).

    i also have someone in my office reading my blog and fuck man i dun even know who is reading it!
    (i have ip log)

    that's why i dun really talk too much about office nowadays in my own blog :(

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 11:55:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Wow, now blogging has become like playing spy games. I guess this will keep you entertained for a while.

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 2:01:00 PM, Blogger platformshoes said…

    aiyo jialat liao.... u better be more discreet from now on...

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 6:02:00 PM, Blogger Kit Fan said…

    Your blog's great.... Seriously funny.

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 7:13:00 PM, Blogger dave said…

    haha next time just shout cockroach and point to her leg

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 8:03:00 PM, Blogger alien73 said…

    Wank in your cubicle everytime she starts pryin. She will zhao before you can even grunt 'Heh'.

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 8:20:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Twinkles: Very, very not good news indeed. She was still eyeing my monitor the whole day today.

    Jac: But not only is she bimbo, she is also very kaypoh leh.

    Eileen: Very nice idea. By the way, my birthday is coming :)

    Bochup: Ok! I'll bring a nice, big pail of water tomorrow :)

    Sunflower: Your comment reminds me of a very funny but dirty joke, which I shall not post here for the sake of kids who may be reading this. Heh ;)

    Miss Nonsenze: Nice idea, but I very lazy leh. Haha....

    Adrenaline: MAUauhAUHAHU :D!!!! I am so going to tell him that when I bump into him at EYS next time.

    JasChoc: I am very poor indeed. In fact, I have have $8 left in my wallet when I checked just now.

    LMG: But I don't keep pets leh! Haha....

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 8:20:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Spongy: If that is true, all I can say is I have very wonderful, charismatic, benevolent, awe-inspiring and attractive colleagues. Heh.

    Spyda: Aiyah, I never use the Ultra before mah. And WHisper Ultra Tight does have a nice ring to it, no?

    Spinnee: Yah lau, if I know people in the office are reading my blog, I think I have shut it down. Heh. Please don't do that to yours though! Haha....

    PlatformShoes: Don't worry, I am a man of discretion! Remember, as tight as Whisper Ultra Tight!

    Kit Fan: Thanks a lot! It's not often that people associate me with the words 'serious' and 'fun'. Heh.

    Dave: But I also scared of cockroach wor! Haha....

    Alien73: On the contary, I think she will stand there calmly and capture everything on video before releasing it on YouTube. Then I will be Sibeh Hum Ji Peng :(

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 10:23:00 PM, Blogger SaltPop. said…

    How does a bimbo's brain function?

     
  • At Tuesday, July 18, 2006 11:27:00 PM, Blogger dave said…

    saltpop- now THAT is one intellectual question. hahahahaha

     
  • At Wednesday, July 19, 2006 9:10:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    u shld hang a mirror there.

    not for u to see who's coming, for her to look at her reflection.

    it is the code of the bimbos worldwide that they must autopilot when there is a mirror / reflective surface to stare at themselves.

    So while she's preening, do a quick ctrl+alt.

    hehehehe... :)

     
  • At Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:16:00 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said…

    agreed with pj. i have extra mirrors here (i have 2 mirrors though i dun need to see anyone behind me ahahhahaha)

    come to raffles place i'll pass you one :P

    anyway i did think of shutting my blog down soon .. *hm*

     

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