The long and short about How To Protect Yourself From The Haze
I realize that I have been posting really frivolous entries ever since I started this blog, so I will like to post something useful for a change. Being a Man of Action, I shall post something useful today.
The haze invaded Singapore over the weekend, and it pains me to know that my fellow countrymen (and countrywomen, haha) are suffering from the resultant cough and flu. The best thing to do, of course, is to stay indoors with the air-conditioner and purifier on. But what if you are outside and get assaulted by a PSI of 200?
Fret not, because today, Sibeh Sian will teach you how to protect yourself from the haze. In three simple steps.
Step #01:
Find a piece of tissue.
Step #02:
Find two rubber bands.
Step #03:
Cover your nostrils and mouth with the tissue and rubber bands.
If you have followed my instructions diligently, you will get something like this:
I am such a clever boy :)
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
17 Comments:
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 10:22:00 AM, Green Ogre said…
You know something?
You could've been fabulously rich and famous if you had spent the time and effort thinking of all these things into doing things like your presentation and stuff.
Then again, so could I.
I have one improvement to suggest. Put flakes of deactivated charcoal between 2 cotton pads and then put the cotton pads between two tissues and proceed as per your instructions.
That way, if you don't suffocate to death, you breath in damn good air. :)
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 10:31:00 AM, lambchop said…
WAHAHAAHAHAHAHA i could see that coming! What's next?! You gonna use your mom's bra or something??? *LOL*
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 11:12:00 AM, pj said…
the victory sign was overkill.
but it was a pretty good suggestion for a cheap way to avoid breathing in stinky haze.
:)
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 11:22:00 AM, yanZzz said…
wat elsE can i say..
ur so CLEVER so SMART ..
if u do that then i dun think those company tat sells mask will earn any single cent.. most prob they will find a way to kill u ...
wahahh
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 11:43:00 AM, sam fishy said…
tsk tsk tsk...
I wonder what other special invention that you have up your sleeves... anything for bird flu and nuclear threats?
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 12:59:00 PM, Sunflower said…
WTF
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:02:00 PM, The One They Proclaimed Qiang said…
Really wtf..
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:54:00 PM, SeaLs said…
You are quite free hey?
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 4:58:00 PM, OLLie said…
I think in the midst of protecting your lungs, you are killing the cells on your face. Blood circulation will die off!
Anyway, one piece of tissue paper not enough la. Must have a few more.
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 6:46:00 PM, eileen` said…
but that only makes you look as though you have a huge sausage mouth.
not too good for attracting girls, no?
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 11:17:00 PM, the Queen said…
its known that only N95 masks are fully effective in protecting people from the haze.
even surgical masks can't compare to them.
your one...er...hmm....
dunno what to say leh ;)
At Tuesday, October 10, 2006 11:24:00 PM, ReneRene said…
hey your this tissue-rubberband-mask looks like an imitation version of an N95 mask..hahaha
At Wednesday, October 11, 2006 10:36:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
Green Ogre: Haha, I don't even know what is a deactivated charcoal! Hahahaha :D....
Lambchop: The bra thingy sounds like a smashing idea, but I think my mum's one will have limited usage because I think she AA, haha :P....
PJ: I was trying those cutesy Japanese neo-print pose, haha :D
Yanzzz: Thank you thank you, I think I am a clever and smart boy too :)!
Sam Fishy: Indeed, I have a whole arsenal of deadly inventions that I can't wait unleash on the world. Heh ;)
Sunflower: Oei! No vulgarities hor! Haha....
Qiang: Really oei! Really no vulgarities hor, haha....
At Wednesday, October 11, 2006 10:36:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
Seals: Actually, I am quite busy, but I am at the same time very, very bor liao :)
Grace: Nice idea, but you must tell me where to source for old bras first. Heh ;)
Ollie: No wonder my face felt strange after taking that pic!
Eileen: My dear, health comes first before girls! I think. Haha....
Razzle Dazzled: Aiyah, in times of emergency, 'no fish, got prawn also good' :D
TLL: My one better, because can customise one! Write your name on the tissue, and it's a personalized item wor :D
Adrenaline: OEI! No vulgarities please! This is a family oriented blog!
At Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:32:00 PM, lambchop said…
oh my.... poor Aunty SBS... her size kena exposed by you here... *LOL*
At Thursday, October 12, 2006 12:12:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
If she ever reads my blog, I will be very, very dead. Heh.
At Thursday, October 12, 2006 1:10:00 AM, DK said…
Wouldn't bra be a easier and better choice of material? :P
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