The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

The long and short about I Am A Very Clever Boy



Among the five weekdays, Monday sucks pretty much often. It feels even worse if you are returning from a week-long holiday to find piles of shitty paper work at your desk.

It’s times like this when I wish I am a tai-tai.

Work aside, I feel kind of awkward after that recent fiasco with Office Bimbo. Getting rejected before confessing (not that I have any feelings to confess to Office Bimbo), I tell you, is a damn weird feeling. It’s like getting a speeding ticket before you got your driving license. It’s like getting the sack before you got hired. It’s like getting herpes when you haven’t even seen anyone naked. I think you get the idea.

Anyway, I try to avoid Office Bimbo at common areas such as the pantry and the office loo, but that has proved to be difficult because I snack and pee a lot. I don’t know if Nerd was trying to be funny or what when I asked him for advice, but I don’t think wearing pampers is a very good idea.

Then while eating soon kueh during tea break, I hit upon a winning idea, which you can read here.

I hope Office Bimbo will read that entry soon. I am such a clever boy :)

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

19 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 12:34:00 AM, Blogger Jj said…

    IF that is really the case (referring to your lastest post on the other blog), i would feel very, very sorry for that soon kueh auntie's daughter.

    Thank god it was just a prank!

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 9:28:00 AM, Blogger Fr0g^___^ said…

    "Girls, I’m sorry to break your hearts, but a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do, and that is to listen to his mother." - so sexy this LINE! =)~~~

    So sad my mum is not selling soon kueh!

    Broken heart Fr0g =(

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 9:29:00 AM, Blogger yanZzz said…

    wow.. match making.. then if succeed then u will have FOC soon kueh lifetime ..meaning u odd to giveup KFC..will u ?

    i trueFOOLly object with JJ comment.. soon kueh aunty's daughter is a saviour ! she will save every other gals from been dragging down by SBS leh ~


    wahahah

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 9:41:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Oh my goodness, Adrenaline is also getting married in December.

    But... But... But...

    But her mother don't make soon kueh what! Why you bluff people?

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:37:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    JJ: Walau! I may be poor, ugly, and not so manly, but I promise I will treat my wife very, very nice one! I am a good boy :)

    Frog: Haha, actually I'm not realy that crazy about soon kueh lah. KFC remains my one true love... in addition to BK and Mos Burger and Pizza Hut and many others :)

    Yanzzz: Walau! You all make it sound like the soon kueh daughter is gonna be a sacrificial lamb or something :P!

    Green Ogre: If I am getting married to the eil Adrenaline, I will be sibeh, sibeh sian I tell you, regardless of whether soon kueh is served at the diner or not. Heh.

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:41:00 AM, Blogger lambchop said…

    you are such a funny guy! your jokes made me chuckle ;D

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 11:34:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    How many time I tell you are not clever.

    I think if Adrenaline going to marry you, she will be sibeh sibeh x100 suay.

    As for you going to match making. I wish you good luck, but nevertheless, dont be so stingy when you go for your match-making aibo, you wont have the next one anymore!

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 12:30:00 PM, Blogger sam fishy said…

    hmmm.. calling yourself clever...... must have been drinking alot of milk when you are young... i wonder if it is those condense milk that you drank ......

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 12:39:00 PM, Blogger Hyoga said…

    Soon kueh > KFC.

    U can be Singapore Soon Kueh King!
    make someting like KFC's secret recipe! franchise worldwide! zomg.
    ^^Y

    then Nerd will go your house play PS88 instead. (since your house might be much BIGGER)

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 1:15:00 PM, Blogger JayWalk said…

    Eh. You want to be tai tai hor, easy lah.

    Ask Nerd to bao you lor....

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 4:13:00 PM, Blogger tstar said…

    So... will you have to really find a soon kueh auntie's daughter to marry or you'll have to write another entry in that blog saying that the matchmaking didn't turn out fine. If not OB will be expecting your invitation. Don't let OB be too happy for too long. =)

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 10:51:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    ... i know not what to say.

    i sure hope it works tho. ;)

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 11:01:00 PM, Blogger miss jurisfiction said…

    Love the line of ironies. Sounds like a rip off from Alanis Morrisette's Ironic though. Heh.

     
  • At Tuesday, October 03, 2006 11:53:00 PM, Blogger yanZzz said…

    hmmm indeed ur clever leh~.
    how u know i am saying soon kueh aunty de daughter is sacrificial lamb

    so u do eat lamb too .. instead of CHICKEN ..
    wahaha

    say ~ which one of them said ur not clever .. again la ~

    sbs is clever ok ~

     
  • At Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:07:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Lambchop: Haha, you say like that I will paiseh one, haha :D....

    SUnflower: I tell you lah, actually Adrenaline love me a lot one! She is just very shy, haha :D....

    Sam Fishy: Haha, actually I switched to Milo when I was a toddler, because I don't like to drink milk :D!

    Hyoga: Sounds like a damn good idea. Ok, will try stuff my soon kueh with KFC next time :)

    Jaywalk: Nice idea, but if I really, really want to, I should tackle his dad instead. Heh.

    Tstar: Haha, I just hope the dust will settle soon. t's damn awkward at the office!

    PJ: I hope so too. Sigh....

    MissJ: Speaking of whom, what the hell is AM doing nowadays huh :P?

    Yanzzz: Yeah, I am a clever boy! Yeah :D!

     
  • At Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:33:00 AM, Blogger flying paper said…

    Your match-making idea is so funny...Mmm, in that case, would you really want to have a match make session? I can help you source for potential Mrs.Sian if you want..keke

     
  • At Wednesday, October 04, 2006 12:41:00 AM, Blogger lakeside girl said…

    Sibeh SIAN!!!!!!!!!!

    My blog is back!!!!!~!!

    *jumps up and down*

    =) =)

    There's a change in add though, new link is:
    www.lakeside-girl.blogspot.com.

    Thanks! *hugs

     
  • At Wednesday, October 04, 2006 10:02:00 AM, Blogger bochup said…

    You are really very crever. Lucky there is no one else like you in the world cos otherwise the world will be overwhelmed by your creverness.

    p.s: Can you send me some soon kueh?

    =D

     
  • At Wednesday, October 04, 2006 11:22:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Flying Paper: Haha, but I very shy one leh.... Maybe I can start by dating you? Heh ;)

    Lakeside Girl: YEAH :D!!!! *Jumps up and down too* I am one of your biggest fan :)

    Grace: Thanks thanks, if fact maybe I will name my shop 'Crever Soon Kueh' :)

     

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