The long and short about I Am A Very Clever Boy

Among the five weekdays, Monday sucks pretty much often. It feels even worse if you are returning from a week-long holiday to find piles of shitty paper work at your desk.

It’s times like this when I wish I am a tai-tai.

Work aside, I feel kind of awkward after that recent fiasco with Office Bimbo. Getting rejected before confessing (not that I have any feelings to confess to Office Bimbo), I tell you, is a damn weird feeling. It’s like getting a speeding ticket before you got your driving license. It’s like getting the sack before you got hired. It’s like getting herpes when you haven’t even seen anyone naked. I think you get the idea.

Anyway, I try to avoid Office Bimbo at common areas such as the pantry and the office loo, but that has proved to be difficult because I snack and pee a lot. I don’t know if Nerd was trying to be funny or what when I asked him for advice, but I don’t think wearing pampers is a very good idea.

Then while eating soon kueh during tea break, I hit upon a winning idea, which you can read here.

I hope Office Bimbo will read that entry soon. I am such a clever boy :)

With Love,
Sibeh Sian