The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

The long and short about Love Makes People Do The Silliest Things



I think Office Bimbo is really in love with me.

The following are the places I bumped into her, or rather she bumping (probably deliberately) into me today:


1) The lift.

2) The office pantry.

3) The photocopier machine.

4) Outside the female loo.

5) The Chinese cooked food stall.

6) The office pantry (this time after lunch).

7) The office supply storeroom.

8) The Toa Payoh McDonald’s, where I was having dinner.


I am really worried that she is stalking me because for goodness’ sake, there are like three McDonald’s outlets in Toa Payoh Central, and she have to choose the one that I was dining at. The worse thing is that she tried to act surprised and even ran away, even though she know and I know and she know that I know that she is deliberately bumping into me.

Sigh. Love makes people do the silliest of things.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

P.S. I told my mum that a colleague is going after me. She replied with a happy, “But of course! My son is such a handsome boy!”

I love my mum. She is such an honest person :)

23 Comments:

  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:41:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    alamak, your office very small leh... central only got 2 mac....where is the number 3???

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:42:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    wooo.... hubby corrected me really got 3......hehe.... anyway... dont think too much boy

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:43:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Got!

    1) The one at HDB hub.

    2) The one at Toa Payoh Entertainment Centre.

    3) The one next to Toa Payoh Library.

    I am a true-blue Toa Payoh boy :)

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:49:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    ya we got 4 supermarket too

    1. cold storage at court basement

    2. shop and save near library

    3. NTUC at MRT

    4. NTUC near zhong hua yi yuan

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:52:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    The Courts Cold Storage gonna close shop le :D!

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 4:41:00 AM, Blogger Jj said…

    what happened to her taste? why you!?

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 7:31:00 AM, Blogger The One They Proclaimed Qiang said…

    Hmm, seriously are you sure that you are sure that you sure confirm the doubt that she is sure going after you? If you really sure, just wait for a few more days to make sure mate :)

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 9:48:00 AM, Blogger The Rational Neurotic said…

    but you're not rich! Maybe she has discovered that heartland men (ie you) have their charm, and have left her golddigging ways for true love.

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 9:59:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    the first 7 is obviously because ur working together : I REALLY DON'T THINK SHE IS STALKING YOU.
    she has to pee, eat, drink kopi, whatever, the same as you.

    the last point is prolly just a coincidence.

    dude, lighten up. ;)

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 10:23:00 AM, Blogger y u said…

    if my colleagues think the same as you, im so dead. I still ain't convinced she's stalking you...

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 10:30:00 AM, Blogger old beng said…

    A certain extend of day-dreaming is good and healthy BUT not too much.

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 11:17:00 AM, Blogger Hyoga said…

    dude. wat happen to KFC in Toa Payoh?

    Maybe Bimbo is thinking that u r the one stalking her... and RAN off immediately when she spotted u in the Mac.
    Supposely you should not be in MAC , she think.

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:54:00 PM, Blogger yanZzz said…

    "PLEASE KILL ME !!!"

    use a knife and STAB me BA !!

    ur thinking too much le SBS !!

    if u say she stalked on u .. then u must as well say i am stalking u too ..

    i was at tpy last nite in the library and at mac having my dinner ~!!!!

    PLEASE KILL ME AAaawwwwww

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 1:49:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    hyago: you are right!

    sbs! you're supposed to be eating KFC!

    why are u eating mac?

    oh you traitor... ;)

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 2:19:00 PM, Blogger Fr0g^___^ said…

    LOVE IS BLIND!!

    ITs time to "break"! =X

    Dun worry too much, like wat Sian's ma said "you such a handSome boy, its normal for gers to fall for U" ^_____^
    ((i am falling too...shy))

    Cheer!
    Fr0g^___^

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 3:14:00 PM, Blogger tunaflsh loves apple pie... said…

    Haha..!! I can't believe it.
    1. OB 2. Your mum. >_<

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 10:19:00 PM, Blogger Ting-a-ling-ling said…

    sbs: I just thought of something lehs -> "Opposites Attract"..you are the opposite of her..maybe thats why she is attracted to u. Haha.

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 10:31:00 PM, Blogger eileen` said…

    i'm sorry to burst your bubble but it's most probably just a coincidence.

    no worries, lots of women still shop at this fashion. =)

     
  • At Saturday, September 16, 2006 12:55:00 AM, Blogger mrdes said…

    I can't help asking: what will you doing outside the female loo?

     
  • At Saturday, September 16, 2006 9:13:00 AM, Blogger bochup said…

    My mum is also very honest - when my eyebrows not drawn properly, she will tell me straightaway even if it's at the SF airport and she just arrived from SG to visit me. Yes, before she even hug me.

    Anyways, I think you gotta go tell OB that you can't lead her on like that anymore cos you're a man of principles. Tell her you already have your heart set on another woman (like SEF) and you really don't want her to fall any deeper in love with you. I'm sure she will not slap you or laugh in your face. Really.

     
  • At Saturday, September 16, 2006 2:30:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    JJ: I have no idea. Maybe she finds me hamsen too. Haha.

    Qiang: I really quite sure that I am not very sure :)

    Rational Neurotic: You could be right! There's nothing more attractive than a trye blue heartland boy :)

    PJ: Aiyah, but we happen to pee, eat and drink kopi at the same time! This is too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence :D!

    Ketchups: I'm not very convinced either, but love works in mysterious ways :)

    Old Beng: Exactly! I hope Office Bimbo will stop her daydreaming soon sia :(

    Hyoga: Haha, I eat Mc's double cheese quite often too because it's only $1.95 :)

    Yanzzz: Oh no! Not another stalker?!??!! Please girl, I'm too old for you wor!

     
  • At Saturday, September 16, 2006 2:30:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    PJ: Yes yes, I have flings with Mc's, Mos, and BK sometimes. But when I'm with KFC, it's for the love and not the sex, if you know what I mean :)

    Frog: OH NO! This sudden surge of love luck is getting disturbing! Must be my Olay working its wonders :)

    TLEM: Exactly, I fing it unbelievable that there are so many honest people in this time and age too :)

    TLL: Haha, maybe you are right, hahaha.... :)

    Eileen: This Fashion absolutely rocks sia. If you are interested, they are having a sale at Sun Plaza when I was there yesterday :)

    Mrdes: Must be because the male loo is next to the female loo. Heh.

    Grace: Since we both have wise and honest mums, I think I might take up your advice. You speak wise words, Grace :D!

     
  • At Sunday, September 17, 2006 11:41:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    i buy u mirror for ur birthday lah.

    once u see urself in mirror then u know its not possible for anyone to fall in love wif u liao.

     

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