The long and short about I Don’t Understand Women

Updated!


I really, really don’t understand women.

I thought I can cheer Office Bimbo up with that entry, but she rudely went up the lift this morning without me, even though she saw me making a 100 meter dash for it.

I have thought of all the possible reasons for her recent antisocial behavior, and concluded that Green Ogre is probably right: I think Office Bimbo is secretly in love with me. I base this conclusion on the following three facts about girls I read a long time ago in a teenage magazine:


1) Girls always feel paiseh and try to avoid the guys they like
Not only did she avoided me in the office, she pretended not to see me in Jurong Point yesterday too.

2) Girls like to blow hot and cold with the guys they like
She used to be very chatty with me in the office (ie the ‘hot’ treatment’), but she avoids me like plague nowadays (ie the ‘cold’ treatment).

3) Girls will give guys they like a very strong reason to call
That must be the reason why she refused to pay me back the cab fare!


Although I am flattered by the attention, I am troubled at the same time because Office Bimbo is really not my cup of tea. She shops too much, talk too much, and have too much make-up on. As if the above are not bad enough, she has no idea how to play Chinese Chess and hates KFC. I can't imagine myself having sex with someone like that :(

I am now very worried that she might not be able to bear it one day and profess her love to me in the office. I feel kind of bad because she just had a heart break. Please advise me on how to reject her gently!

With Love,
Sibeh Sian


Update:

After hearing the wonderful advices you guys gave (do keep them coming!), I’ve decided to follow Sunflower’s advice, that is to hint her subtly in my other blog.

I hope Office Bimbo will get the hint. It feels so bad to be cruel!