The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The long and short about I Don’t Understand Women



Updated!


I really, really don’t understand women.

I thought I can cheer Office Bimbo up with that entry, but she rudely went up the lift this morning without me, even though she saw me making a 100 meter dash for it.

I have thought of all the possible reasons for her recent antisocial behavior, and concluded that Green Ogre is probably right: I think Office Bimbo is secretly in love with me. I base this conclusion on the following three facts about girls I read a long time ago in a teenage magazine:


1) Girls always feel paiseh and try to avoid the guys they like
Not only did she avoided me in the office, she pretended not to see me in Jurong Point yesterday too.

2) Girls like to blow hot and cold with the guys they like
She used to be very chatty with me in the office (ie the ‘hot’ treatment’), but she avoids me like plague nowadays (ie the ‘cold’ treatment).

3) Girls will give guys they like a very strong reason to call
That must be the reason why she refused to pay me back the cab fare!


Although I am flattered by the attention, I am troubled at the same time because Office Bimbo is really not my cup of tea. She shops too much, talk too much, and have too much make-up on. As if the above are not bad enough, she has no idea how to play Chinese Chess and hates KFC. I can't imagine myself having sex with someone like that :(

I am now very worried that she might not be able to bear it one day and profess her love to me in the office. I feel kind of bad because she just had a heart break. Please advise me on how to reject her gently!

With Love,
Sibeh Sian


Update:

After hearing the wonderful advices you guys gave (do keep them coming!), I’ve decided to follow Sunflower’s advice, that is to hint her subtly in my other blog.

I hope Office Bimbo will get the hint. It feels so bad to be cruel!

25 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, September 13, 2006 11:36:00 PM, Blogger freakkler said…

    hey SBS, I reckon the more you emphasize clearly you dunwan the cab fare from OB, ...i'm afraid OB will be ultra freak out that you WANT it. I think something to do with 'reverse psychology' loh. how about it uh ;)

    btw, nice try in declaring you hidden love for her in your "F.A.K.I.S.H" blog. But hor, smsing her about ur new entry ...reeks of my morning poo!!! wau lau ;O

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 12:16:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    try to hint hint her in another blog....hmmmmmmm.........but i think you over sensitive!

    I am sure you are not her cup of tea as well. No money, no look, no car and No........

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 12:29:00 AM, Blogger nadnut said…

    i think she's afraid that YOU will have a crush on her. LOL

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 1:11:00 AM, Blogger Jj said…

    i agree with nadnut.
    i belive its rather her being afraid that you have a crush on her and thats why she's avoiding you.

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 1:34:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    okay, i super hate people like that one lor. Owe money dont want to pay. I bet she's avoiding u becos she dun want to return the cab fare, and becos she knows u well enough, she knows that even tho' u've declared that u dun want the cab fare, deep inside, u actually do.

    i think u should keep stalking her. Follow her everywhere in the office and after work. But no need to speak to her. That way, she can't say that u're harrassing her. Sometimes when u notice she goes to the toilet, u can wait outside the toilet for her. That'll freak her out and return the $$.

    Don't say i never teach u anything.

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 6:43:00 AM, Blogger eileen` said…

    hang a pig's head on the wall of her office cubicle. that'll solve everything. =)

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 8:10:00 AM, Blogger Askinstoo said…

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  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 9:15:00 AM, Blogger The One They Proclaimed Qiang said…

    Hey, just to remind you the points you read are from TEENAGE MAGAZINE haha. I dont think your OB classifies under Teenage. Usually for older ladies, the things shown in Teenage magazines works the other way round~! Tsk.

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 9:22:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Repeated...

    Go for the sweet romantic thing. Tell her that you've been madly in love with another girl for the past ten years and your heart cannot love two at the same time.

    Or...

    You could say you're gay.

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 9:47:00 AM, Blogger hannah said…

    be a man..do what a man got to do..tell her in the most direct and frank way..honesty is the best policy... :D

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:10:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Freakkler: But I really, really don't want the cab fare from her already! What do people misunderstand when I'm trying to be nice :(?

    Sunflower: No.... what? Haha... but nice idea, maybe I shall write something on the other blog :D

    Nadnut: Cannot be lah, I never do anything that indicates I have a crush on her leh :)

    JJ: Huh, serious ah you guys?

    Adrenaline: I'm not a stalker! So I can't 'keep stalking' her! I never did k?

    Eileen: Sounds like a good idea, but a pig head very expensive one wor!

    Askinstoo: You are such a nice person to share money making tips with me :)

    Qiang: Haha, my ma told me girls are the same from 3 to 80 one le :)

    Green Ogre: As usual, I get the best advice from you :)

    Hannah: You are right too. Argh, I got too many good advice till I don't knmow which to choose!

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:36:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    you know, you could casually mention your "girlfriend is in china atm - SEF"

    and tt shld stop her.
    or it could make her like you more.

    whatever, either way she knows ur taken. ;)

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 11:24:00 AM, Blogger Winter_Cherrie said…

    sian...

    why do you say such things?? if she is after you, isnt it good? But even if she doesnt its back to normal in anyway the situations are not to your disadvantages..hohoho

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 12:12:00 PM, Blogger yanZzz said…

    i'm back ~

    sbs , u sure a not ur 3 fact of gals having crushes .. might b so little wrong ..

    1) Girls always feel paiseh and try to avoid the guys they like

    nothing to say or her eyes can see u or ur height .. explainz tat ..

    2) Girls like to blow hot and cold with the guys they like


    guess she is having PMS la .. tats y

    3) Girls will give guys they like a very strong reason to call

    she guess guys shld always do this as a act of gentleman ba

    abv mention is my conclusion la ...

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 12:55:00 PM, Blogger The Rational Neurotic said…

    I agree with nadnut. Haha. If OB likes you, well, you have the upper hand! You can tell her that she has to be your sugarmummy, and has to buy you KFC everyday!

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 4:53:00 PM, Blogger OLLie said…

    I'm torn between exasperation and amusement. ahhhhh.. SBS!!! Wake up!!! She don't like you!!!

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 9:28:00 PM, Blogger antisocialfreak said…

    OMG Sian, I think u've made things worse with ur 'subtle' blog... u've made it look as if she's in love with u and stalking u! LOL

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 9:53:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    我真是服了你!

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 9:54:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    aiyo miss out this one,

    真是败给你!

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 11:03:00 PM, Blogger Razzle Dazzled said…

    i think she's just being cheapskate lah. chase her for it!!! leave subtle post-it notes all over her desk!!!smile your best evil smile at her!!!(and if anything bad were to happen from following my advice, erm...just remember i am a student and you listened to me)

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 11:07:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    why u never follow my advice?!

     
  • At Thursday, September 14, 2006 11:40:00 PM, Blogger SaltPop. said…

    I think don't even bother tagging me. Haha. I've never been to my blog for the past month already. I think I prefer reading. Heh. Uh, in other news, I think OB doesn't like you, but think otherwise instead. That's probably why she's avoiding you, and she's also probably thinking of how to reject you gently if suppose that you professes your everlasting love for her. Haha. You REALLY, REALLY don't understand women. Anyway, which guy does?

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:04:00 AM, Blogger Ting-a-ling-ling said…

    wahaha. sbs..i'm quite speechless after reading this entry, very amusing. yah but its i think its more likely that she's afraid that you would have a crush on her lah..heh!

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:10:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    PJ: But I prefer to be honest leh! I am a honest boy you know :)?

    Yanni: Very true. I guess I just have to get used to this feeling of getting chased :)

    Yanzzz: You are back :D! Anyway, your explanation is very not teenage magazine, haha....

    Rational Neurotic: A sugarmummy who buy me KFC everyday.... Sounds like a dream come true sia. Heh.

    Ollie: But she has been stalking me leh! I am very worried you know :(?

    ASF: But she's really stalking me! She kept bumping into me everywhere! It couldn't be that much of a coincidence right :P?

    Sunflower: Haha, I 服 myself too! Never knew girls will also like me one, haha :)....

    Razzle Dazzled: Students can give very good advice one! I always listen to what Nerd has to say. He is a 3rd year student at NTU :)

    Adrenaline: Because it sucked. Heh.

    Saltpop: No lah, I seriously think she likes me wor! Help me think of a way to reject her leh :(

     
  • At Friday, September 15, 2006 12:11:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    TLL: Huh, serious huh? Aiyah, so many advice make me very confused already :P....

     

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