The long and short about My Crush

Blogging can be a very painful experience. When I blogged about my uni crush’s fine chubby cheeks, I didn’t expect that wave of raw emotions that will overcome me so completely.

I first met her one lazy afternoon while attending a tutorial session in the uni. She captured my imagination immediately with her gentle gaze, her fine cherubic features, and her flowing hair that captured the wind. She wore a cutesy tee, baggy jeans, and the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen.

She was also shorter than my 1.6m, and I was very, very happy :)

In fact, she looks kind of motherly from all angles, and when she came for class the following week with a ponytail, I knew I’ve found a very eligible Significant Other. Sushi Eating Friend thought I was nuts, but I don’t blame her because females usually don’t understand the arresting powers of ponytails and chubby cheeks.

My granny must have been watching after me in heaven because the two of us were grouped into the same project team (my crush, not my granny). During the get-to-know-each-other lunch however, we couldn’t really get to know each other very well because both of us were the shy type. I was desperately trying to think of a funny joke or anything interesting to break the awkward silence, when I thought of a very, very important question that I knew I must ask because it holds the key to future matrimonial bliss.


Me: Eh, can I ask you a question?

Sweetest Thing: Ah-huh?

Me: *Took a deep breath*

Me: Do you like KFC?


Maybe that’s why I’m still a Never-Been-Kissed :(

With Love,
Sibeh Sian