The long and short about My Dream Girl Part II

The old and wise wisely remarked that appearances doesn’t matter. With all due respect, I think that is very bullshitty because like it or not, appearances does matter to a certain extent. For example, I will never make it past the first round of Mr Singapore because I am butt-ugly, and because I have a mighty potbelly after many years of feasting on KFC.

With that in mind, I have created a list of the physical attributes of my Dream Girl:


1) She should have fine chubby cheeks.
I have no idea why, but I have this big weakness for girls with chubby cheeks. Chubby cheeks look irresistibly kissable, and if my Significant Other is indeed blessed with fine chubby cheeks, I swear I will kiss her all day long. I will even keep a picture of her cheeks in my wallet, so that I can admire them when she’s not with me. Heh.


2) She should be bespectacled.
I find girls with specs utterly irresistible. Not those dominatrix-looking type, but the ordinary school-girl type of specs. If you must know, I have this thing for bookish looking girls ever since that enormous crush I had on the bespectacled librarian when I was in primary school.


3) Ponytails.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I find the exuberant swing of the ponytail captivating. Sadly though, the humble ponytail seems to be a lost art these days. Save for under-aged schoolgirls and arty-farty male artists, I don’t see anyone with a ponytail anymore. Sigh.


Being painfully aware of the many physical limitations I have, I shall end my wish list at three points. Potential suitors who are interested in becoming Mrs Sibeh Sian, kindly send a profile pic of your cheeks please.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian