The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The long and short about My Dream Girl Part II



The old and wise wisely remarked that appearances doesn’t matter. With all due respect, I think that is very bullshitty because like it or not, appearances does matter to a certain extent. For example, I will never make it past the first round of Mr Singapore because I am butt-ugly, and because I have a mighty potbelly after many years of feasting on KFC.

With that in mind, I have created a list of the physical attributes of my Dream Girl:


1) She should have fine chubby cheeks.
I have no idea why, but I have this big weakness for girls with chubby cheeks. Chubby cheeks look irresistibly kissable, and if my Significant Other is indeed blessed with fine chubby cheeks, I swear I will kiss her all day long. I will even keep a picture of her cheeks in my wallet, so that I can admire them when she’s not with me. Heh.


2) She should be bespectacled.
I find girls with specs utterly irresistible. Not those dominatrix-looking type, but the ordinary school-girl type of specs. If you must know, I have this thing for bookish looking girls ever since that enormous crush I had on the bespectacled librarian when I was in primary school.


3) Ponytails.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I find the exuberant swing of the ponytail captivating. Sadly though, the humble ponytail seems to be a lost art these days. Save for under-aged schoolgirls and arty-farty male artists, I don’t see anyone with a ponytail anymore. Sigh.


Being painfully aware of the many physical limitations I have, I shall end my wish list at three points. Potential suitors who are interested in becoming Mrs Sibeh Sian, kindly send a profile pic of your cheeks please.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

40 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:30:00 AM, Blogger Ting-a-ling-ling said…

    wahaha. I am bespectacled. I can have a ponytail. But I do not have fine chubby cheeks!

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:30:00 AM, Blogger OLLie said…

    Eh. I have all 3. You know where to look for the pic.

    So, do I stand a chance?

    muahahahaha..

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:54:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    Aiyo, all i dont have... heng!

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:08:00 AM, Blogger freakkler said…

    ting-a-ling fits all 3 actually. But i bet SBS is just being sibei UNserious! Alas ...did ting-a-ling change her profile pic to answer the call from SBS??? haha

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:50:00 AM, Blogger bochup said…

    Then you will surely love the female lead in Goong - she got chubby cheeks, the hair got many pattern including ponytail, and one time she borrow her gf's glasses to wear for fun.

    And hor, I think now I finally understand why I had guys crushing on me in primary school even tho I was already damn fierce then and had a super 'toot' haircut. Cos I was wearing plastic glasses and had the bookish, I mean sexy look!

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:57:00 AM, Blogger eileen` said…

    i can wear glasses for you if you want, i can tie my hair up into a ponytail if you want, and i have chubby cheeks! i prefer to call them high cheekbones though. =)

    consider me?

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:01:00 AM, Blogger lakeside girl said…

    I have (1) and (3). Alas, i've always had near to perfect eyesight. =)

    Ur Dream Girl criteria sure is uncommon!

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 8:17:00 AM, Blogger dave said…

    ahh. the classic ponytail. you're not alone on that one dude.

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 9:02:00 AM, Blogger Saroette said…

    haha...

    i hv the specs... but the rest don't have liao.. hengz!!

    but cannot consider to be Mrs SBS.. I already Mrs sheep.. hahaha

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 9:13:00 AM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said…

    Are you talking about Adrenaline again?

    though i fit the bill II nia but too bad, i'm not interested in online personas. HAHAHA

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 9:15:00 AM, Blogger hannah said…

    cool criteria you have here...am sure you can find your girl one fine day...are you sure you're not describing sushi-eating friend? *laughs*

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 9:17:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    There seems to be quite a bit of interest and a fair number of applicants. Let's start a new reality series called "Despertaely seeking Mrs Sian", where every week, we get to hang out with all these girls and decide who you want to eliminate. The last one standing gets to be your girlfriend. How's that?

    I got video cam. I produce, you star. On?

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 10:05:00 AM, Blogger avalon said…

    http://takingavalonapart.blogspot.com/2006/08/cheeks-specs-and-ponytail.html

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 10:07:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    hahaha.. i got the perfect girl for u! my neighbour's daughter!

    chubby cheeks (SUPER chubby), not wearing specs yet, but don't worry, u can put some specs on her,
    and ponytails!

    best of all, when u go on dates, all she requests is alot of ice cream.

    :) so how? want me intro anot?

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 10:08:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    by the way, she's four. :D

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 11:10:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    TLL: What a waste! Fine chubby cheeks are hard to come by indeed. Sigh.

    Ollie: Aha, but do you fulfill the other criteria I listed in that earlier entry? Haha....

    Sunflower: OEI :D!

    Freakkler: I was being serious, serious! She don't have chubby cheeks leh :(

    Grace: *Gasp* Did you happen to study in Pei Chun Public School?!??!

    Eileen: Very nice of you, but sadly, it's my principle not to set my sights on fine damsels that comes attached with a Boyfriend :D!

    Lakeside Girl: What can I say. The Perfect Girl is so hard to come by....

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 11:10:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Dave: Exactly! The humble ponytail is way underrated. I'm crossing my fingers it will make a grand comeback some day.

    Saroette: Aha! Now I finally understand your profile pic? You don't have a blog, no?

    Spinnee: Muahaha, Adrenaline fails my criteria badly. Both this one and the previous one :D!

    Hannah: Sushi Eating Friend keeps her hair loose and wavy, is too slim for chubby cheeks, and has perfect eyesight. Damn. She did her hair once in a ponytail during uni though. Nice :)

    Green Ogre: Very nice idea. So when do I sign on the dotted line :)?

    Avalon: HOLY MACARONI! I've got to check your blog after this.

    PJ: I may not be saintly, but I sure ain't no paedophile :D!

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 11:44:00 AM, Blogger The Chocolatier said…

    Cheeks where? Face or butt? *glurg* XD

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:04:00 PM, Blogger Jj said…

    green ogre i wanna be part of it too! =D

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:06:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    aahh ... no wonder u're in love me - when we first met, i was wearing nerdy specs. And u always see me with a pony tail.

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:15:00 PM, Blogger bochup said…

    nope I was from Nan Hua Pr. =D

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 1:18:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Chocolatier: Ah, you are very naughty. I meant the face :)

    JJ: Everyone wants to be on TV!

    Adrenaline: Come to think of it, you really were wearing nerdy specs and had a ponytail! So you have been trying to seduce me all along, heh.

    Grace: Aiyah, I thought you were the long lost one, haha....

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 3:16:00 PM, Blogger LemonCloud said…

    I didn't know you are that popular,
    Guess you will soon be able to become a non virgin. Hahaha

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 4:51:00 PM, Blogger Saroette said…

    sbs, hv. I hv blog just tat i din share it out. =P

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 5:36:00 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said…

    See Adrenaline! He's really in love with you!

    He should post "Desperately seeking for Mrs Adrenaline Sian!" instead.

    =\

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 6:22:00 PM, Blogger Jaschocolate said…

    When i read this, i really thought of Ollie immediately.. Do consider her :p

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 6:25:00 PM, Blogger flying paper said…

    Chubby cheeks are also target for people whol like to squeeze them, right? Haha...chubby cheeks, very hard to get rid one...i know that cos have been trying to slim down but no results..haha

    Anyway, many girls seem to fulfil your wish list..haha...can consider wor...haha

     
  • At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 10:51:00 PM, Blogger alien73 said…

    This is strange. I have the same preferance in the looks department too. Really! Don't they give the impression of being innocent & good enough to eat? Anyway, I think I statisfy the criteria. :-)

    Oh, sry about the previous triple comments.

     
  • At Thursday, August 17, 2006 12:03:00 AM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    Eh!! Wtf lah you! Okay, I tell you ah.. I like girls who tie their hair you know. Which is like wtf how come you also like that. I don't want to be weird! = X I don't know whether the ponytail plays a part lah, but I certainly have a thing with the way girls look with their fringe pulled back. Clips and hairbands are pretty fine, only if they are not those fucking act cute types.

    Shit lah. Why you must say criteria no.3.. Say other stuffs okay. Hahaha.

     
  • At Thursday, August 17, 2006 12:40:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    sian I really cannot accept so many ppl here wan you to consider them as Mrs Sian.

    Aiyo you all huh..........

    *Sunflower wonder why????*

    1. Sian, like shit.
    2, Sian, no money.
    3. Sian, is sibeh sibeh SIAN!

     
  • At Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:04:00 AM, Blogger SaltPop. said…

    Wow, that 3 qualifications are easy. Really.

    I'll find that Tommy Wee, post it, and inform you. But I'm so mesmorized by Elvin Ng! HOT stuff. :D

     
  • At Thursday, August 17, 2006 1:11:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    LemonCloud: I think everybody just wants me for sex only. Sigh :(

    Saroette: Sibeh mysterious ah you :D!

    Spinnee: The very thought of a Mrs Adrenaline Sian makes me shudder very, very much.

    JasChoc: Hmmm... she's too young! Heh.

    Flying Paper: So you mean you have chubby cheeks? If you can verify you are at least 21 years of age, I will be very, very interested to get to know you more on a deeper level, heh ;)

    Aileen: You mean you want a bespectacled guy with chubby cheeks and a ponytail? Heh ;)

    Zhe Bin: We have more things in common than you would like to admit ;) Heh heh heh....

    Sunflower: I have absolutely no idea too! Anyway, I think I'll go with Zhe Bin. Ha :D!

    Saltpop: I've got to find out how this Tommy Wee looks like. But in the mean time, any chance of you posting up pics of girls with chubby cheeks too? Heh.

     
  • At Thursday, August 17, 2006 10:25:00 PM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    Sigh. Somehow, I can't bring myself to disagree. *reaches out both arms to seek hug hug*

     
  • At Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:23:00 PM, Blogger Le Raine said…

    oh my god i am the PERFECT candidate. i swear i have the fattest cheeks in the world.

     
  • At Friday, August 18, 2006 9:47:00 AM, Blogger avalon said…

    Heh.

     
  • At Sunday, August 20, 2006 2:12:00 AM, Blogger SeaLs said…

    Golly your blog's got me so tickled! Gonna link yours to mine.

    At least I'm comforted that there's hope for me after reading this post LOL!

     
  • At Monday, August 21, 2006 11:30:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Zhe Bin: *Hugs Zhe Bin back* We sibeh brokeback sia.

    Le Raine: Please post a frontal pic to confirm what you said, heh.

    Avalon: Really, yours not chubby enough!

    SYL: Really, chubby cheeks are the most attractive asset a lady can have! They are... so nice :)

     
  • At Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:35:00 AM, Blogger SeaLs said…

    Skivving at work as you did the Personality Quiz?! Tsk tsk...! Promoted somemore... tsk tsk tsk!

    Neh mind, I also check blogs out at work ahah.....

     
  • At Tuesday, August 07, 2007 3:17:00 PM, Blogger flotiz said…

    lols..other than chubby cheeks..others i have..hahaha,opps..i'm attached btw

     
  • At Tuesday, January 15, 2008 1:08:00 AM, Blogger The Horny Bitch said…

    Application close liao lor. Sniff. I'm like 1 1/2 yrs too late to apply..

    1,2 n 3 I can do all. Wrong timing... sniff..

     

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