The long and short about The Visit: SM Remix
This entry is written for the many perverts out there, who sadistically wished that Ms Tan had ravaged my nubile and virginal body last Friday. This entry is also rated Mature (18). You have been warned. Heh.
Being the professional submissive I am, I took great pains to prepare for Ms Tan’s visit.
I cleaned up my room and perfumed the toilet. I played Michael Bolton’s When A Man Loves A Woman CD to get the mood going. I even lay a towel over my bed, just in case I bleed.
The above efforts may not seem much, but you are talking about a man who has kept his virginity intact for the past 27 years.
I then spent the next few hours waiting, waiting, and waiting. My heart skipped a beat when the door bell finally went ding-dong-ing.
It was Ms Tan.
And I was very, very disturbed because she was dressed like this:
It felt quite awkward, so I tried to break the ice by offering her a drink. She told me she wanted a punch, but I didn’t have that and so I brought her some orange juice instead. I have no idea why, but she grew angry and ordered me to get down on all fours. Out of fear, I obliged.
Ms Tan: Sibeh Sian, you have been a very naughty boy.
Ms Tan: I know you have been bring the 3-in-1 coffee sachets from the office pantry home. You are going to get punished real hard today.
Me: Yes Mdm. . . .
Ms Tan: I CAN’T HEAR YOU! *Proceeds to whip me hard across my backside*
Me: YES MDM!
My butt felt numb and raw after getting smacked hard for the next ten or so minutes, but that was unfortunately not the end of my terrible ordeal. She ordered me to strip, and I unwillingly did so after she threatened to drip molten candle wax on me.
It was a terrible mistake. She grew livid when she saw me in my Hello Kitty underwear.
She was so angry, she knocked me out cold with a baton.
When I regain consciousness, I knew my innocence was lost because my you-know-what felt very, very sore. I started tearing uncontrollably, but Ms Tan cruelly ignored me and started smoking. I managed to ask her this in between my sobs:
Me: Have you ever loved me?
Ms Tan: HAHAHAHA!
I hope I won’t get pregnant.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
P.S. Just in case you are wondering, I do not have any pink colored Hello Kitty underwear. Thanks.
32 Comments:
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 12:48:00 AM, ReneRene said…
wahaha. very dramatic.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:46:00 AM, LR said…
I *hope* that wasnt the result of any long-suppressed fantasies you've ever had involving your boss..
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 5:48:00 AM, The Pondering Introvert said…
oh .... my .... god .... hello kitty ... :S
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 7:47:00 AM, pari said…
*ahem* such imagination. Sounds like you've been fantisising about that more regularly than you're letting on. :P
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 8:47:00 AM, sÞ¡ηηєє said…
You're talking about your wet dream last nite si boh?
Anyway reply to ur questino in my blog: be the best in the dept/company. if not, it helps since ur boss is a female.
I choose the former. ;)
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 8:48:00 AM, Sunflower said…
hmmmm, you sound desperate boy!
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 9:11:00 AM, The One They Proclaimed Qiang said…
duh~~ sounds so fake lol
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 9:11:00 AM, The One They Proclaimed Qiang said…
duh~~ sounds so fake lol...
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 9:42:00 AM, pj said…
i am severely disturbed.
u know, they say that dreams are the reflection of what's happening in ur life right now.
i'd be very worried if i were u. ;)
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 10:34:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
TLL: Exactly. I'm hoping I'll get hired as a scriptwriter someday. Heh.
Le Raine: It's not, I swear!
Nyokk: You mean you have one too :)?
Pari: I was just my imagination, really! I am a homely and innocent boy in Real Life :)
Spinnee: Very hard leh. I'm struggling just not to be in the bottom of my department :(
Sunflower: It was just a story, a story :D!
Qiang: I am very thankful it's fake, otherwise I will be sibeh, sibeh sian right now.
PJ: CHOY CHOY :D!
Grace: You will be very disturbed to know they have Kitty-styled bras for men too. Heh.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 10:44:00 AM, Lawrence and Alicia said…
try harder Sian.. not funny.. :P
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 11:06:00 AM, Jj said…
where did she get the baton from? she only came with a whip. =D
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 11:20:00 AM, Sunflower said…
Your birthday coming?
I get you a kitty underwear, YES?
Say YES
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 11:36:00 AM, Green Ogre said…
Man, is this what you dream about? You're seriously repressed.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:16:00 PM, Old Beng said…
Since Sunflower is giving you the underwear, I will throw in the Hello Kitty Bra.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:23:00 PM, OLLie said…
Were you disturbed or were you excited when you saw Ms Tan dressed like that? Cannot use the wrong words leh. Misleading sia.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 2:48:00 PM, Sunflower said…
ha ha ha, i wan to share more with all of you. Recently I read an article about how to tell whether a man is still a virgin or not. I will scan tat and upload to my blog. Stay tuned. (especially for Sian.)
Informative.... i find it funny.
Adrenaline, let sain watch prono, he is still single, somemore is still virgin. Life will be dull for him.
*GRIN*
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 4:34:00 PM, sÞ¡ηηєє said…
I'll throw in a hello kitty sunglasses , since Sunflower & oldbeng giving you the bra & panty set :)
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 6:29:00 PM, pari said…
Sure and I'm actually the Queen of Sheba.
But really terrible about the last minute change of plan. All those preparations for nothing. At least it got you to tidy up. :p
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 7:04:00 PM, eileen` said…
oh you poor thing!
but you FINALLY lost your virginity, that must be something worth celebrating. heh.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 7:44:00 PM, dave said…
woooo i love that hello kitty briefs.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 8:34:00 PM, Sunflower said…
sian, i upload tat article le. Must read ok.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 8:59:00 PM, antisocialfreak said…
Seriously, I don't know which is more traumatic - Ms Tan in that little black leathery SM dress, or u in ur Hello Kitty underwear. Either way, I think I'll have nitemares tonight arrrrrghhhh
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 9:00:00 PM, tunaflsh loves apple pie... said…
Omg Mr Sian. >_<
*Covers my mouth.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 10:06:00 PM, HANNAH said…
hahahahahaha! did you bleed?
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 10:22:00 PM, Zhe Bin said…
Thanks leh.
At Tuesday, August 15, 2006 11:44:00 PM, Thiang! said…
That's very old-fashioned! Nowadays they have come up with so many new stuffs. Sian, you really got to be more creative if you want to be hired. And oh, I told Eileen that you could be Tommy Wee, but she said," Huh, impossible lah. I've seen Tommy Wee on TV before. He's very handsome, I think about 20+ or 30 only."
"You've seen Sian's photo before, haven't you?"
"As a matter of fact, yes."
" But that can be fake one mah."
"No, I think it's real. Coz' he doesn't want to reveal his identity and treat me to KFC."
:D
At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:23:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
Alicia: But if I tyoe any harder, I'm worried my keyboard will be spoilt. MUAHAHAH :D!
JJ: It came right out of her backside. Heh.
Sunflower: YES MDM!
Green Ogre: I haven't even tell you about the dream I had of Teletubbies!
LMG: Since you like it so much, I will write more of such entries for you dear. Now bend over!
Old Beng: I must warn you that it doesn't come cheap!
Ollie: I was disturbingly excitedly disturbed!
Adrenaline: I don't watach porn! I watch Art films!
Sunflower: Will go read it right after this ;)
At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:23:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
Spinnee: Can I request for a Hello Kitty umbrella too :)?
Queen Pari: I always knew I was chatting with royalty :D!
Eileen: My dear girl, it was a hoax entry. My virginity remains sadly intact.
Dave: Let's go shop for one together someday!
ASF: Take hot milo before you sleep, I heard it does wonders for nightmares!
TLEM: Open your mouth before I smack your butt. HA :D!
Hannah: I did. It still feels slightly sore now. :D!
Zhe Bin: You are welcome!
Saltpop: You must post a pic of this Tommy Wee fella!
At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 12:55:00 AM, Sunflower said…
Lets meet up.
I will pass you the underwear.
Uncle beng will pass you the bra
And spinnee will pass you the sunglass!
OK
At Friday, August 18, 2006 11:45:00 PM, JK said…
u got me at "towel"...(wiping a tear off the corner of my eye) u got me at "towel"...
At Tuesday, January 15, 2008 1:05:00 AM, (T) (H) (B) said…
Kan ni na.. my sis is wondering why i am laughing in front of the com in the middle of the night..
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