The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The long and short about The Hairstyle Change



After clocking many, many days of MC following her break up, Office Bimbo was finally back for work this morning.

I don’t know if this applies to all females, but for the ones I encountered, they all go for a change of hairstyle following a heartbreak. Sushi Eating Friend had a very short and manly crop after she found out about the ‘CCAs’ of her cheating boyfriend back in uni. Similarly, Office Bimbo adopted a shorter do too. For the sake of illustration, here’s some before and after pics of Office Bimbo:


Here’s the Before Pic:
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Here’s the After Pic:
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I think it’s all very troublesome. Besides having your heart-broken, you have to burn your pockets at some expensive hair salon. I find that totally illogical.


“Sian, you just don’t get it do you?” sighed Sushi Eating Friend when I asked her about it back in our uni days. “A change of hairstyle represents a change of perspectives, and in a way, liberation from the shackles of yesterday.”

“But I don’t cut my hair when I get dumped by my crushes!” I protested feebly. “When I need cheering up, there’s always faithful little KFC waiting for me!”

“Aha, and that’s the reason why you have a paunch and will remain unloved for the rest of your pathetic existence.”


For what I don’t understand from Sushi Eating Friend’s words of wisdom, I think Office Bimbo would, because she betrayed absolutely no signs of feeling heart broken, and even came back smiling following an extended lunch-cum-shopping trip.

Or at least that was what I thought. On my way to pass her a file just now, I stopped a few steps from her cubicle after hearing sobs from her direction.

I think I will wait for a while more before passing her the file.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

18 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, September 05, 2006 3:58:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    ha, you really dont understand.

    Last time when I did ACCA, i will go and cut my hair after each exam!

     
  • At Tuesday, September 05, 2006 4:07:00 PM, Blogger tracy said…

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  • At Tuesday, September 05, 2006 5:11:00 PM, Blogger twinkies said…

    SEF is right. Cutting off hair means cutting off ties with the past, and moving on. That is a small price to pay to look good for a new phase in life. Anyway, why you worry, you get to see a new girl at no cost what! ;)

     
  • At Tuesday, September 05, 2006 5:44:00 PM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    SLK-driving-boyfriend only mah. Find a Jag or Porsche lah.

    Throw the file at her the next time I say. = )

     
  • At Tuesday, September 05, 2006 9:17:00 PM, Blogger lakeside girl said…

    Hey! The opportunity to swop in (like a hungry wolf) and kiss her tears away has presented itself!

    What are you waiting for!

    Carpe diem!

     
  • At Tuesday, September 05, 2006 10:18:00 PM, Blogger eileen` said…

    maybe she's crying over the loss of her hair?

    offer to get her hair extensions then, like what xiaxue did.

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 12:17:00 AM, Blogger Razzle Dazzled said…

    cutting hair is therapeutic!

    well at least it morphs into therapy when the weather gets so freaking hot and the only way to feel better is to chop the hair off.

    did i just veer off? oops.

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 9:01:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Thank Goodness you have some sense. Poor girl.

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 9:03:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    waa... imagine i broke up wif my ex after a whopping 7 years lor. muz wait so long then can cut hair. siao.

    but i like the short hair leh. i think im gonna get that after da party.

    meanwhile, u be nice to office bimbo lah; dont say anything in her face.

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 9:12:00 AM, Blogger Saroette said…

    woah! SBS, u also know how to 'zhuo ren' hor.

    But true leh, here's a chance for u to ermm... be kissed and maybe if you really really are very very good and nice and sweet to her, u may get the chance to loose ur virginity (something that you've been trying soooo darn hard right)!

    Maybe too far off, but definately the chance to be kissed presents itself leh!

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 9:47:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    for me it was always haircut and dye after exams. :D

    damn those were good times.

    so yeah, it's not weird ok?

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 10:10:00 AM, Blogger sam fishy said…

    Hmmm.. Hairstyle change could be linked to something spiritual.. like what the monks or nuns do when they go into service....

    In a way, glad that Office Bimbo did not do a "Top supermodel" thingy where they go bald and let the inner beauty shine through.....

    then again... without hair and without character, what would OB be? another empty vessel?

    ................

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 10:26:00 AM, Blogger Nyokk said…

    she looks nicer though

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 11:47:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Sunflower: Wah! Then I hope you didn't have too many exams, haha :)....

    Tracy: Is hentai included? Heh.

    Twinkles: I think you are right. And I think she looksmuch better with short hair too, haha.

    Zhe Bin: Tell me about it. I can't even afford a BMX!

    Lakside Girl: There's just one problem. I don't like Office Bimbo!

    Eileen: Unlikely lah, she was bragging to everyone how everyone is saying she is chio-er with short hair :P

    RazzleDazzled: The previous two times I had a haircut, I nearly fainted when the evil barber was done :(

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 11:47:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Green Ogre: Indeed. I even restrained myself from pressing ehr for the cab fare!

    Adrenaline: Come come, cut as short my mine steady? We can even make a trip to EC HOuse together :)

    Saroette: But I don't like her leh :( If I make love to the girl hor, I have to marry her one, and I can't imagine the rest of my life with Office Bimbo :(

    PJ: It's not weird! It's expensive! Haha....

    Sam Fisher: Totally unrelated, but they make people go bald at those 'Fast Forward' challenges in Amazing Race too. Heh.

    Nyokk: I hate to admit this, but yes, she does look nicer :)

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 3:54:00 PM, Blogger Winter_Cherrie said…

    wah..sian you are really a SNAG!

    a nice one. :)

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 9:41:00 PM, Blogger antisocialfreak said…

    I'd go on an eating binge whenever I feel upset, the notion of going for haircuts has never crossed my mind; does that mean I'm weird or something?

     
  • At Wednesday, September 06, 2006 10:32:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Yanni: The only thing I did was to delay giving her the file! Me no SNAG! Haha....

    ASF: On the contrary, I think you are perfectly normal! Eating binges are good. Especially when they are tasty and sinful, haha....

     

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