The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Monday, September 18, 2006

The long and short about I Don’t Understand Women Part II

I really, really don’t understand women.

I found a letter on my desk when I reached the office this morning.

It was in a pink envelope.

It came from Office Bimbo.

And it was addressed to me.

Although I must state here that I don’t have any feelings for Office Bimbo at all, I was nonetheless terribly excited at receiving a love letter, because that was something that has never happened before in my life. So I raced to the office loo where I locked myself in a nice cubicle, pulled down my pants, and started reading.

Here’s the letter reproduced in its entirety:

“Sibeh Sian,

I know this is going to hurt, so I will try to say this as gently as possible:

I may have been dumped, but I am not desperate.

I think it was very courageous of you to confess your love and admiration for me in your recent blog entries. I understand perfectly well because after all, I am a very attractive, eligible, and recently single bachelorette. There is no need for you to feel ashamed because there have been many, many others before you.

However, please understand that being a lady of high standards, it is perfectly understandable that I look for men with high standards too. To start things off, I shouldn’t be able to see the top of his hair when I wear heels. Oh, by the way, I’m glad to inform you that you are not balding.

This is going to be hard, but please forget me. But if you really can’t do it, try to emulate the qualities of the ideal man I told you about some time back. Even you can be given a chance if you are hardworking and own a Jaguar one day :)

Office Bimbo

P.S. I hope you will stop stalking me after this letter. It was quite unnerving to see you leering at me with your mouth full of ketchup-dipped fries at McDonald’s.”

I really, really don’t understand women. Why must she send this kind of letter in a pink envelope?!?!??!

With Love,
Sibeh Sian


  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 10:38:00 AM, Blogger Gregg said…

    Sibeh Sian- From her letter, office bimbo sounds like .. well .. er .. a bimbo. At the moment she is attractive and eligible. With that attitude, in few years she will be old, sad and alone.

    Pretty women are a dime a dozen. Women with wit, charm, and integrity are much better deserving of your time, and energy.

    Sorry Office Bimbo, but you're an idiot ;=)

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 10:39:00 AM, Blogger Razzle Dazzled said…

    so who was stalking who? lol the letter makes me confused now.

    she sounds rather shallow, though.

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 1:45:00 PM, Blogger tstar said…

    So are you upset she rejected you or are you relieved that she doesn't like you? You so contradictory. =)

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 3:12:00 PM, Blogger bochup said…

    hmmm this reminds me of my classmate who somehow seems to think that one of the hottest Thai students on campus could actually be interested in him because she asks where his plain-jane gf is at a club and tells him to drink more (at the same club).

    I've been trying to kill his dreams gently but after the awkard smiles I noticed on the Thai babe's face whenever I mention the classmate... I'm not sure I can take any more of his "But why did she say/do this?" tell-me-she-likes-me questions.

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 3:24:00 PM, Blogger JayWalk said…

    Wah raoz... you must pull down your pants to read the love letter one har?


  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 3:51:00 PM, Blogger Jj said…

    from the start i knew it wouldnt be her who had a crush on you. if there was, it could only be you, having a crush on her.

    dont cry sian, you still have your honest mum to love you. (;

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 5:25:00 PM, Blogger Robin said…

    Hmmm.. i dun understand why you must run to the toilet to read her letter..

    and with your pants down somemore..


  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 5:39:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    You deserved that! We asked you not to be so thick skin and assume she like you.

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 6:00:00 PM, Blogger yanZzz said…

    wahahaha ...
    i totally 101% agree with sunflower !!

    serve u rite la !! see ..
    all these confession made u sound so much like a clown ...

    told u .. if she stalk u .. meaning i oso suay !! mei mei hu hu suddenly go tpy library there de mac eat oso can consider as stalking on u ..

    hahaha so hows the poor little broken heart feeling now ?

    did u keep the pink envelope ?
    if have take a pic of it and post into the blog .. let us have a look on it la ...

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 6:17:00 PM, Blogger Hyoga said…

    QQ more

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 7:30:00 PM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Oh no. One can tell that she's totally smitten with you. Continue playing hard-to-get, you'll only get her more excited. We are all so happy for you.

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 8:47:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Greg: Indeed, I am desperately trying to look for a gal with wit, charm and integrity. Will I ever succeed :(?!?!?

    Razzle Dazzled: I was thinking she was stalking me while she was thinking that I was stalking her. It turns out that both of us are not stalking each other, but thought each of us are stalking each other. Sibeh confusing!

    Tstar: To be frank, I am feeling a bit down because I thought there was finally someone who is interested in me :(

    Grace: You have to kill his dreams 'grace'fully. Haha, I is so lame :)

    Jaywalk: I was multi-tasking! Eh, before you get anymore weird ideas, by that I meant I was shitting and reading at the same time :)

    JJ: I so wanna go hug my mum now, but she's not at home :(

    Robin: The toilet is the only place in the office where you can have complete privacy! Unless they install CCTC there or something :)

    Sunflower: But... but... I really thought so leh :(

    Yanzzz: I got keep! But can't post here lah, if she sees it I'm done for I tell you :(

    Hyoga: What is QQ :)? QUick quick?

    Green Ogre: Really huh? I don't know leh, I'm feeling very paiseh already :(

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 8:52:00 PM, Blogger eileen` said…

    you poor, poor thing! i think you should write her a letter instead, declaring that it was her stalking you all along and that you were never interested in her. or were you?

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 8:59:00 PM, Blogger antisocialfreak said…

    Can't help but think u sound upset she's not interested in u?

    Don't be upset lah. Nice guys like u deserve nice gals with cute pinchable cheeks, not bimbos like OB.

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 9:21:00 PM, Blogger Ting-a-ling-ling said…

    haha..somehow i feel that u r upset over the letter..does that mean that u are interested in her in the 1st place? i knew it..guys just cannot resist bimbos..its the universal rule

  • At Monday, September 18, 2006 10:46:00 PM, Blogger yanZzz said…

    but i only wann to SEE the envelope
    tats all ..
    we are all ur loyal readers ..
    share share with us ..

    at least see how pink it was rite ..

  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:17:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    I tht he use the letter and the envelope to clean his backside liao

  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:12:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    i can't tell u how glad i am to see quite some disparaging comments on your blog, for such a supposedly "sad" entry.

    Don't feel sad lah. If it's any consolation, you still can go back to find BQT.


  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 9:58:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Ignore Adrenaline. Trust me, go for it. You'll have time enough to thank me after you smoke that first cigarette after your first time. She likes you aweseomely lah.

  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 11:07:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Eileen: I don't know... I feel so paiseh in the office I try to avoid all sorts of contact with her :(

    ASF: Please, please let the nice girl with cute pinchable cheeks come into my life soon :(!

    TLL: If she is a bimbo with pinchable cheeks, then I would be very tempted indeed :)

    Yanzzz: CANNOT! No :P!

    Sunflower: Clean backside your head lah clean backside ;)

    Adrenaline: You is sibeh evil. You are supposed to offer me your shoulder to cry on at this time you know? *Cues Tommy Page's song in the background*

    Green Ogre: But I don't smoke leh :(

  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 1:22:00 PM, Blogger JayWalk said…

    Pang sai har? Wah raoz... next time say properly mah....

    Anyway hor, given that it was a rejection letter hor, you should use it to wipe backside...

    .... then put it back inside her desk drawer.

  • At Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:01:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    i hate to say this, but...

    i told u so.

    hehe! don't feel sad!

    many other people like you!

    just check out ur awesome support in the comments.. ;)


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