The long and short about Heartless Girls Part II
On behalf of Nerd, I would like to thank everyone for the love and concern shown. Although he has no idea there are so many people rooting for him, I’m sure he will be happy if he knows.
I finally got the full picture of what happened. Apparently, Nerd was giving a surprise supper for his Heartless Girl to cheer her on for the exams. It turned out that he was the one surprised instead because he caught her smooching this guy in her hostel room. I think I am a curse because that was what happened to Sushi Eating Friend a long time ago. Oh well.
Nerd is in a sad state. He didn’t have much appetite, so I gallantly helped him finish his fries and nuggets at Mc’s last night. I have a terrible feeling that he is going to fail his coming exams, because he has only done about 10% of his revisions. I hope he will not be like me, who almost had to repeat a semester after failing a module. We belong to a sad breed of nerds: even though we are nerdy, we are not very good at studies. Sigh.
After dinner I dragged him to KTV with the hope that he will sing his blues out. That turned out to be a bad idea because he started crying after singing 分手快樂. That happened again when he heard 我不難過 from some ah beng’s handphone when we were on the train. I know it is a very hard time for Nerd, but I really hope he will stop sobbing in public because everyone was looking at us in a weird manner.
I finally couldn’t bear it any longer and tried to knock some sense into him:
Me: Get it grip on yourself Nerd! This kind of girl is not worth your tears!
Nerd: You wouldn’t understand it Mr Sian. . . . (sob sob)
Me: Of course I understand! I’ve been rejected and cheated for many, many times before!
Nerd: You really wouldn’t understand it Mr Sian. . . .
Nerd: . . . .
Nerd: . . . . She took away my virginity le. . . . (sob sob. . . .)
I am officially the only virgin in my group of friends.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
11 Comments:
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 3:37:00 PM, Mrs Chong said…
sian...go out....go and meet more frenz...
if u cant find someone to take ur virginity away,at least u might bump into another guy who is oso around ur age who is oso a virgin...at least that'll make u feel better...rite?
u will b ok....dun worry....now, I dunno who to console..u or Nerd..
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:26:00 PM, Sunflower said…
sian, actually you got a few options:
1. Just accept you are a virgin.
2. Pay and you will get it.
3. Errrmmm Miss Tan?
4. Find any ger friend and let do it
Last option is hard to acheive but then you got the other three options.
See I so nice to you!
Get it?
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:32:00 PM, Christel said…
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At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 4:41:00 PM, missy said…
i dont know which is sadder...
the fact that heartless girl took his virginity...or nerd has lost his before you.
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:20:00 PM, Christel said…
Oh that poor dear... I hope he pulls through. Its tough to be having a few things coming at one go. *pat pat*
And as for you, why are you in a hurry to lose it? I am prepared to be called old-fashioned for this.
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 6:40:00 PM, imnothere said…
Dear SBS,
dont be so sad... please stop crying over nerd losing his virginity before you.... the girl might have some STD or something afterall...
enough jokes, all i can say is that the earlier you lose your cherry, the less the respect you will have for any future relation, because you will confuse sex with love, or just don't have any responsibility/respect in any relationship at all. who knows, this might be a permenant wound on Nerd that wont heal with time.
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 10:52:00 PM, tstar said…
OMG, poor Nerd! =( Don't know what to say...
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:09:00 AM, Fr0g said…
did you ask Nerd how much "ANG BAO $$" he got??
Well, u can check it out wat's the "market $$" with him... =X
cheer!
Fr0g^__^
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 9:11:00 AM, Green Ogre said…
Doesn't the fact that you are the only virgin left give you a warm fuzzy feeling?
At Thursday, November 16, 2006 10:50:00 AM, Thiang! said…
This is so weird. You're helping to sympathize his situation or is it that you're still a virgin? I'm baffled.
Hmm..
At Tuesday, November 21, 2006 5:45:00 PM, Adrenaline said…
u will always be the only virgin lah.
See ur face sian liao, who wants to sleep wif u?!
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