The long and short about Heartless Girls
I bear very, very terrible news today: After dating for two months, Nerd has officially been dumped by his Heartless Girl.
Nerd sounded suicidal, so I spent the entire night comforting him (over the phone, just in case you have a dirty mind). Because I was such a good friend, I was late for work this morning and bore the brunt of the unsympathetic Ms Tan’s wrath, who even said “Stop using your abnormal relationship as an excuse.”
It disgusts me to think that just a few days ago, I was thinking how I might spend the rest of my life with this woman. Pui! I shall one day make true of my promise to lace her coffee with laxatives.
Anyway, the breakup couldn’t come at a worse time because Nerd is starting his exams this Friday. I shall try my best to motivate him when we meet for dinner tonight. For starters, I will remind him that he will fail and get kicked out of uni if he can’t get over Heartless Girl. I will also refrain from asking insensitive questions, such as if he is still a virgin, for now.
Love can be such a cruel thing!
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 11:54 AM
10 Comments:
At Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:06:00 PM,
Sunflower said…
Woooooooo you are such a nice friend.... introduce Nerb to us la... we will make sure he is motivated too!!!
At Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:07:00 PM,
aLL tHiNgS pReTtY said…
Poor dear nerd... Good riddance to heartless girl. Hope he will meet someone better.
At Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:41:00 PM,
yanZzz said…
o ya , agree with sunflower .. intro him to us la .. we motivated him teach him how to be as lame as u teach him all the other things tat can be done online other then having a gf ..(kills him time for the tme been .. but hopfully wont b like u .. 28 STILL a V ) hopless.. haha
go cheer him up ba , but make sure u dun disturb him for his revisng for his exam ..
company and disturbing is only a few different actions ..
At Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:59:00 PM,
Christel said…
Yaiyaiyaieee... if that girl is heartless, the breakup might just be what your friend needed... only came at a wrong time.
Have your friend hang in there pal. I am sure he will overcome this. =)
At Tuesday, November 14, 2006 1:05:00 PM,
Thiang! said…
Well, that sounds sensible of you.
i admire such friendships between you guys! :)
At Tuesday, November 14, 2006 10:11:00 PM,
JayWalk said…
MAI TOO LIAO!!!
He is super vulnerable now. You must take him while he is still on the rebound!
Go! Go! Go!
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 12:12:00 AM,
kangaroo said…
wahh! nice friend you are! remember to think before you ask. i believe he'll be alright with you. heheheh! :)
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:55:00 AM,
imnothere said…
hmm, do what you can for nerd, your younger brother... (^_^) get him going with his study first.
maybe get nerd to keep Ms Tan happy, who knows... she might actually treat you as a human being if she is *friend* with nerd. *wink* *wink*. Solve three problems with one stone - ms tan's loneliness, ms tan's grumpiness, and nerd's broken heart...
of course you can always offer yourself to both... but might be awkward with PS3 in the office...
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 9:48:00 AM,
HANNAH said…
you know..i really hate to console people who have fallen out of love as i personally feel that it's very tiring and can be a waste of time..haha! guess i'm not a nice friend like you! :) anyway, love is one thing that can make you both sad and happy..so love is a very splendid thing! :)
At Wednesday, November 15, 2006 2:44:00 PM,
Hyoga said…
Brokeback Mt ftw~
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