The long and short about Chia Xin Lian
I like my new name very much. When I answer the phone nowadays, I’ll go “Hello! This is Lorenzo!”, which rhymes and makes me smile. I really should be in customer service.
Anyway, I bear sad news today. The Chinese cooked food stall at the canteen has been forced to close after failing a hygiene inspection. I am very sad because I’ve been faithful customer to the stall since I joined the company. I even went on a hunger strike to protest against the closure, but gave up after a few minutes because I was getting really hungry. Sigh.
To commemorate my beloved Chinese Cooked Food Auntie, I have penned another poem for her:
In Memory of Chia Xin Lian
Oh Chia Xin Lian oh Ah Lian! Auntie from Canteen Two.
My tears swell like wantons, when I think of your yong tau foo.
Sweet and sour pork, kang kong with mushroom.
Your chicken wings were fried, and now you are fired too.
-Sibeh Sian
Winter, 2006
Winter, 2006
Please excuse me while I go grab a piece of tissue.
With Love,
Sibeh ‘Lorenzo’ Sian
P.S. Updated my poems link le.
8 Comments:
At Tuesday, December 12, 2006 11:45:00 AM, dex.8.1 said…
S'pore doesn't have winter lah...btw, this is gr8 chance for you to seek change. Ahhh, isn't that what SEF recommends?! Timely hEh =)
At Tuesday, December 12, 2006 3:54:00 PM, Christel said…
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!!!!
At Tuesday, December 12, 2006 4:59:00 PM, Sunflower said…
You indeed a changed person!
At Tuesday, December 12, 2006 8:46:00 PM, miss ene said…
Since you're Sibei Sian, maybe you should open a cooked food stall too! Then you won't be sian no more, no?
At Tuesday, December 12, 2006 9:56:00 PM, lambchop said…
Your sense of humour sounds suspiciously like my friend's!!! Are your real initials THX?!
At Wednesday, December 13, 2006 11:15:00 AM, Green Ogre said…
In honour of you, I shall pen a haiku.
Are you just a worm?
To eat at a failed outlet,
Yet no tummy ache.
I shall attempt to run you over on Friday.
At Wednesday, December 13, 2006 2:24:00 PM, missy said…
you do have a talent for alternative poems.
At Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:04:00 PM, dave said…
wahahahaha wicked poem.
lorenzo. snazzy seh.
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