The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

The long and short about The New Year Post



If you are wondering where I disappeared to the past two weeks, here’s what happened: I was kidnapped by aliens while taking the train to work.

There were nine of them, and they happen to look exactly like the babes from Dead or Alive Extreme. After a week of sexual slavery, I was released with great reluctance on their part. I hope I won’t get pregnant.

Anyway, this is extremely belated, but I like to wish everyone a Happy New Year :D! I’m not too sure about you, but I’m a good boy and I’ve made my New Year resolutions already:


In the year 2007, I will:

1) I will lose my virginity.

2) I will stop having Cheezels for breakfast.

3) I will stop having Cheezels for lunch.

4) I will stop bringing the toilet rolls from the office loo home.

5) I will start exercising everyday every other day weekly.

6) I will start my driving lessons.

7) I will clear the expired KFC coupons from my wallet.

8) I will stop plucking my stubble in public.

9) I will stop procrastinating.

10) I will start working on my new year resolutions tomorrow the day after tomorrow.


With Love,
Sibeh “Lorenzo” Sian

P.S. On a more serious note, I can’t blog regularly until I get a new computer, and I’m risking my job again by typing this entry. Sponsors please? A Vaio TX series would be nice :)

22 Comments:

  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 1:16:00 PM, Blogger Christel said…

    Happy new year!!!

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 4:38:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    *bish*

    wake up....:D

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 4:55:00 PM, Blogger FF said…

    Happy new year to you too!

    If you're a virgin, I'm Mother Theresa lor.

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 5:29:00 PM, Blogger Mae said…

    what you can do is to type your entry in word (set it to 65% so she can't read over your shoulder).. or your outlook.

    that way, you can log on at lunch time to update!

    ;)

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 6:05:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    note to ff: He really is a virgin. Once u've seen his face, u'll believe me.

    sian, juz let miss tan fuck u lah. then u can blog anytime u like.

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 6:27:00 PM, Blogger Cindy said…

    What's wrong with Cheezels?

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 7:11:00 PM, Blogger Ignorant one said…

    Lorenzo, try the windows live writer la.. very nice. doesn't look like blogger layout also.

    http://windowslivewriter.spaces.live.com/

    supports quite a number of blog engine such as Wordpress, Blogger, Live Journal and Typepad. You can save your entries offline, on your office comp*hint* or publish it straight w/o e office bimbo asking if you're "blogging again"

    Good luck!

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 8:43:00 PM, Blogger eileen` said…

    lol, i laughed when i saw ignorant one calling you "lorenzo". happy new year too!! =D

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 9:48:00 PM, Blogger kanigi said…

    I usually blog via email.. and if anyone comes near, I will just say out loud, "Oooi, typing personal email, come back later."

    Of course, I usually type in word and then paste into email and send out. I dont even access blogger.com at work because boss can see a list of sites we go to. ^^

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 10:36:00 PM, Blogger CRABBY GAL said…

    welcome back! yay! buy urself a comp lah.. dun be so ngiau leh!

     
  • At Thursday, January 04, 2007 10:53:00 PM, Blogger Aileen said…

    Poor thing you.
    Best of luck in the new year!
    Do cherish your virginity!

     
  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 3:13:00 AM, Blogger imnothere said…

    1. are you happened to be one of the muslim's paradise virgin whose virginity are always renewed everyday? or are you refering to your *back* virginity?

    2-3. good grief.

    4. well, it IS a good saving.

    5. man, if u don't exercise at least do something that will keep you looking ...ermm..not so bad. ( i do dumb-bells)

    6. if you have no car after driving license, don't bother. my father has a driving license for over 30 years, and no car, due to unfortunate near-accident involving my mother, his mother and his sisters. Another poor pedestrian and her baby is also at the scene.

    7. cheap.

    8. no comment.

    9. doubt it.

    10. do it properly or Ms Tan will read this blog, found out how badly you wanted her and then ravish you in the toilet.

     
  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 10:15:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Happy New Year.

    See? I try not to alienate virgins.

    As for the virginity bit, this year will be the one where you find out what you've been missing.

    You should start learning driving. It's quite a useful skill.

    By the way, I hope you don't post the same resolutions next year.

     
  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 2:48:00 PM, Blogger FF said…

    Adrenaline>> I met him before. Haha. I don't believe he's a virgin lor. Those who pretend they are virginal are actually teekos. :D

     
  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 3:40:00 PM, Blogger smiling face said…

    happy new year!

    my only new year resolution is to meet you in person ;)

     
  • At Friday, January 05, 2007 9:45:00 PM, Blogger Champion Chen said…

    see you around Sian!

     
  • At Saturday, January 06, 2007 1:22:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    ff: haha ... for a while, the name "ff" juz slipped my mind. hehe ....

    i believe he is a virgi though. Tell u next time =)

     
  • At Saturday, January 06, 2007 6:50:00 PM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    Hmm. So what does SEF have to say about your first resoulution?

     
  • At Saturday, January 06, 2007 6:55:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    hehe its been a while, innit?

    Happy New Year!

    and I gotta take driving lessons too..
    but so un motivated leh. :)

     
  • At Monday, January 08, 2007 9:16:00 AM, Blogger dave said…

    gd luck for the new yr dudddeee

     
  • At Monday, January 08, 2007 9:53:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Christel: Happy New Year to you too ah :D!

    Sunflower: But it was such a nice dream! Heh.

    FF: OMG I never knew I've been talking with a saint :D

    Smiles / Ignorant One/ Kanigi : Nice idea, but she has administrator rights and can supposedly check which sites we've been too. Damn.

    Adrenaline: Oh please. I'm a virginal good boy!

    Cindy: My mum say I can't grow tall if I just eat them :(


    Eileen: Exactly! Lorenzo is such a nice name, right :)?

    Crabby Gal: But sibeh expensive, and I earn sibeh little leh :(

    Aileen: I must lose it before it expires :(!

    Imnothere: The thought of losing it to Ms Tan, in the toilet no less, frightens me :(

     
  • At Monday, January 08, 2007 9:53:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Green Ogre: I very, very much want to know what I've been missing, haha :)....

    FF: I'm not a pretending teeko wor :D!

    Smiling Face: Oh trust me, you don't want to scare yourself. Heh.

    Champion Chen: You are not going to stalk me right? Heh heh heh....

    Adrenaline: I always knew you belive in me, haha :)

    Zhe Bin: She responded with a very cryptic "Ha ha ha."

    PJ: Yah lor! It's such a pain :(

    Dave: GOod luck to you too ah babe :D!

     

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