The long and short about The New Year Post

If you are wondering where I disappeared to the past two weeks, here’s what happened: I was kidnapped by aliens while taking the train to work.

There were nine of them, and they happen to look exactly like the babes from Dead or Alive Extreme. After a week of sexual slavery, I was released with great reluctance on their part. I hope I won’t get pregnant.

Anyway, this is extremely belated, but I like to wish everyone a Happy New Year :D! I’m not too sure about you, but I’m a good boy and I’ve made my New Year resolutions already:


In the year 2007, I will:

1) I will lose my virginity.

2) I will stop having Cheezels for breakfast.

3) I will stop having Cheezels for lunch.

4) I will stop bringing the toilet rolls from the office loo home.

5) I will start exercising everyday every other day weekly.

6) I will start my driving lessons.

7) I will clear the expired KFC coupons from my wallet.

8) I will stop plucking my stubble in public.

9) I will stop procrastinating.

10) I will start working on my new year resolutions tomorrow the day after tomorrow.


With Love,
Sibeh “Lorenzo” Sian

P.S. On a more serious note, I can’t blog regularly until I get a new computer, and I’m risking my job again by typing this entry. Sponsors please? A Vaio TX series would be nice :)