The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

The long and short about The Unwritten Rules In Singapore



Updated!


This entry is inspired by this entry.

As a true-blue Singaporean born and bred in Toa Payoh, I do think that there are several ‘unwritten’ social rules here in our beloved island. To help our overseas friends to understand us better, I have come up with a list of such unwritten rules in daily social settings:


Unwritten Rule in the MRT:
Scenario:
You are happily napping on your seat on your way to the office, as depicted in the following illustration:


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When the train reached City Hall, your fellow commuters left the train, and you are the only person left in the cabin with Commuter A to your left:


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According to the unwritten rules of the MRT, you should immediately shift to the furthest possible seat:


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Explanation:
Singapore is a very small country, and most of us are enclosed in tiny HBDs. We are thus very protective of any tiny space around us, so Commuter A might mistake your refusal to shift seats as a sign of aggression.

The big question is: why can’t Commuter A shift his/her position instead? The reason is because Commuter A was sitting next to the train exit, which gives him/her the Right of Way. Or something like that.


Unwritten Rule in the Lift:
Scenario:
After the treacherous train ride, you finally reached your office building and managed to squeeze into the company lift:


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The lift reached level 10, and everyone exits the lift except for you and Lift Taker A:


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If you have paid attention to what I said previously, you will know that the correct thing to do now will be to shift to the position furthest possible away from Lift Taker A”


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Explanation:
Again, personal space is the key reason why you should move away. But the situation is made trickier in a lift if you consider the following scenarios:

- If you are female and Lift Taker A is male, Lift Taker A will inevitably think you are trying to hit on him.
- If you are male and Lift Taker A is female, Lift Taker A will inevitably think you are trying to hit on her. Or worse, she might scream molest.
- If you are male and Lift Taker A is male, Lift Taker A will inevitably think you are trying to hit on him. You might end up screaming molest. Or maybe the two of you might be very happy :)


Unwritten Rule in the Loo:
(Hey that rhymed, haha)
Scenario:
You reached your level, and decided to take a quick pee before slaving your day at the office. All the cubicles and urinals were occupied except for Urinal 2, so you did your business there:


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While unzipping, the colleagues to your right finished their business and left the loo:


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You are probably thinking to yourself “Aha! The correct thing to do now is move to Urinal 4, which is the furthest.”


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Unfortunately, that is the incorrect answer. The correct thing to do is to shift to Urinal 3:


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Explanation:
The reason why you should not shift to Urinal 4 is because after Colleague A is done with peeing, he will (hopefully) proceed to the basin to wash his hands. By switching to Urinal 3 instead, he will not be able to peep at you.

Now the big question is what if the colleagues have left while you are mid-stream?

The answer is of course, to pause mid-stream and switch to Urinal 3. We Singaporeans are that anal. Heh.


With Love,
Sibeh Sian


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15 Comments:

  • At Sunday, April 22, 2007 2:23:00 PM, Blogger Jinkang said…

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  • At Sunday, April 22, 2007 2:24:00 PM, Blogger Jinkang said…

    If A is done peeing, shouldn't you pause your mid-stream and proceed to Urinal 1 instead?

    He can't possibly peep at you from the Basin. Ain't that the safest way than proceeding to Urinal 3?

     
  • At Sunday, April 22, 2007 2:38:00 PM, Blogger gracie said…

    eh... i think this is just based on your own anal psychosis... dun anyhow say all Singaporean men and teach foreigners the wrong thing. =D

     
  • At Sunday, April 22, 2007 3:01:00 PM, Blogger Ignorant one said…

    i have a question sbs..

    does this applies to men doing big business or za bor doing both?

    and i never shift in mrt one lor.i probably shifted in the lift due to factors like. ahem. some smell or something. heh!

     
  • At Sunday, April 22, 2007 3:10:00 PM, Blogger Aileen said…

    All the rules are sibeh senseless leh.

     
  • At Sunday, April 22, 2007 7:46:00 PM, Blogger Cy.st said…

    Do these rules apply for parking spaces too? Heh Heh.

     
  • At Sunday, April 22, 2007 9:49:00 PM, Blogger flying paper said…

    but when people move away from me, i would think that they find me smelly or anything..although i will be happy to have a larger space... contradicting hor? haha

     
  • At Monday, April 23, 2007 12:09:00 AM, Blogger dave said…

    hahhaha wah. vivid illustrations. i usually let other folks do the moving around for personal space, i'm easy peasy.

    to avoid peeping altogether (in case he gets jealous/inflated ego*)..just use the cubicle la



    delete accordingly*

     
  • At Monday, April 23, 2007 6:10:00 AM, Blogger Lobart said…

    very interesting observations. i agree with the mrt and urinal one. haha.

     
  • At Monday, April 23, 2007 9:53:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Jinkang: Yes you can, but you have to be in the middle of a very, very long stream. Heh.

    Gracie: Oh trust me, there are a lot of such anal people in Singapore! Heh :)

    Ignorant One: The Unwritten Rule of the Loo does not apply to men-in-cubicles, and by the same logic, doesn't apply to girls too. THis is due to the wonderful privacy offered by the cubicle. Unless your neighbor has a habit of peeping into yours, haha.

    Aileen: They are sibeh, sibeh senseless!

    Cy.st: As I can only afford the bus, I can't speak for parking spaces, heh :)

    Flying Paper: Don't worry! Singaporeans are very contradictory one :D!

    Dave: Although cubicles are nice, I usually go for urinals because I am a firm believer of 'fast-in-fast-out'. Eh, that doesn't apply to every aspect of my life, if you know what I mean, haha....

    Lobart: Aha! You must be a fellow Singaporean :D! Come come, let me give you a big brotherly hug!

     
  • At Monday, April 23, 2007 10:31:00 AM, Blogger OLLie said…

    eh? I have never shifted in the mrt train before leh. Why must shift? I thought the person next to me might feel offended, so I don't shift.

    Anyhow, isn't stopping mid pee disrupting to the pee flow or something? Don't ask me to stop peeing halfway to change cubicle. I will be so pek chek that I cant pee properly.

    p/s: I got my acct back! Stupid blogger wants me to change to google acct. >.<

     
  • At Monday, April 23, 2007 4:35:00 PM, Blogger Rainie said…

    mmm, quite true for the mrt rules =P

    never fail to see others switching seats, since i'm always taking the corner seat =P

     
  • At Tuesday, April 24, 2007 10:46:00 AM, Blogger eileen` said…

    hmm, normally i'll go over to the corner seat on the train because i feel more secure with an object beside me.

    if i sit in the middle with only one or two people there, i feel very exposed.

     
  • At Thursday, April 26, 2007 2:06:00 AM, Blogger fredrik said…

    i think those rules can be void if the girl sitting beside you is really hot :P

     
  • At Monday, April 30, 2007 10:35:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Ollie: When the flow is strong, the 'chi' won't be distrupted even if you pause mid-way :)

    Rainie: Haha, the corner seat is the most favored seat indeed :)

    Eileen: I feel very exposed also! By seating in corner seats, there will also be a lower chance of me getting molested :)

    FredriK; Very, very true. Heh :)

     

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