The long and short about The Bearer Of Bad News II
I have not told Nerd about what I saw that day. Yet.
The main reason for my non action is because I don’t want to make that mistake I made last time with Ms Tan and her dad. So instead of real office work, I did a lot of detective work for the past two days instead. Being a very Clever Boy, I managed to worm out KFC Girl’s email account from Nerd, and after several tries and a lucky guess later, I finally managed to discover her Friendster account just now.
I was to be utterly shocked because her status shows she is married!
Ok ok, I think that the ‘married’ status is probably just a misnomer because she’s only 20 this year. A quick check through her photo gallery though, confirms that the guy I saw holding her hands that day is her boyfriend. After going through her testimonials I also realized they have been together for 8 months already.
I have no idea what I should do now. Being
But whatever it is, I think I better act fast because Nerd just cheerily told me the other day that his dad knows the Tiffany people and can get a discount.
See lah that Nerd, that time I told him not to eat too much KFC already.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
37 Comments:
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 2:22:00 AM, Thiang! said…
Hahahahahahaha. I just wanna laugh, Sian, really.
Reply yo!
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 2:45:00 AM, daniel henry said…
... it's impossible to get discount from tiffany le! new york also they rarely give wor... even for media people... who's his daddy wor!!!
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 3:12:00 AM, JayWalk said…
Oi... share the Friendster account leh... we all kaypoh want to see see!
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 4:19:00 AM, dexter81 said…
Moral of the story:
Love Is Blind,
KFC Makes It Blinder!
;O
Woah, that's like killing 2 birds with 1 stone; saving nerd, getting into bimbo's gratitute book.
This is so ultra SIBEH-SMART!!!
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 7:53:00 AM, Leon said…
Another juicy story huh? Haha... :)
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 9:22:00 AM, Cystan said…
Let OB know about this so she can comfort Nerd after she tells him ^^
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 9:30:00 AM, Unknown said…
Act fast before it is too late!
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 10:00:00 AM, sengkor said…
this is not funny anymore. i think u better tell sally about this..
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 11:16:00 AM, Sibeh Sian said…
Saltpop: Paiseh paiseh, have been really busty! But replying everything now :)
DanielH: Eh, let's just say his parents are very, very, very rich. And influential. Heh.
Jaywalk: Nerd will kill me if I do that :P!
Freakkler: I know, I am a very crever boy one :)
Farfaraway: Apart from the fact I love orange juice, it's not juicy at all, really :D!
Cystan: I'm still in a dilemma. Haiz....
Ihoj: I know I know, but I is scared :P!
Sengkor: I'm not too sure about Sally, but you'll be glad to know Ling Ling is in the know already :)
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 12:04:00 PM, ESTHER' said…
Tell Nerd quick. You don't want him to be cheated right!
And, why he always being two-timed?
Time for Makeover. :)
AND YOU TOO. :D
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 12:06:00 PM, Coconutger85 said…
Tell nerd to dump KFC girl lah. I am sibeh free you know. Haha
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 12:52:00 PM, owlette said…
Poor nerd.. Tsktsk. You should get the news to him, asap!!!
Nerd is sibeh cham lehh. =(
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 12:56:00 PM, owlette said…
Oops! I missed out one part --
As the saying goes:
长痛不如短痛!
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 1:40:00 PM, pj said…
actually, i still think you should tell OB.
because its not like you know how to comfort nerd in the way he needs it.. ^^
but what you can do is try to find another KFC girl for nerd. + KFC la of course. :)
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 2:04:00 PM, Cystan said…
Oei oie!! You can teach nerd how to snatch KFC Girl away from his current bf :DD!!
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 2:07:00 PM, th3_pr0x said…
tell nerd then help him break kfc girl n her boyfriend up !
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 3:21:00 PM, Unknown said…
hai sian.. i just cant make myself believe you are really right this time round.
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 4:02:00 PM, 4_eva said…
Aww... Nerd so poor thing lahs.. As his good friend, you MUST tell him. Jiayou! (:
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 4:13:00 PM, Adrenaline said…
it's all ur fault if u havent realised that; u brought him to KFC.
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 4:26:00 PM, yinzhen said…
Tell him lah. aiyooo.
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 4:47:00 PM, JOYCEONG(: said…
i agree with adrenaline! its so your fault. -.-
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 4:50:00 PM, Cassandra said…
maybe u should get nerd to propse to kfc girl to test her reaction then ask bimbo to be on stand-by to comfort nerd afterwards.
im such a clever girl. =)
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 5:28:00 PM, Kenneth said…
Add KFC girl, den introduce friendster to nerd...
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 5:52:00 PM, Johanna said…
Oy! Sian! Enough with Ling Ling! The fact that your bolster shares the same as mine....is unbearably creepy.
~Ling Ling
At Saturday, September 01, 2007 11:28:00 PM, SHAINE- said…
stop nerd before he splurges on the girl!! aiyoyo!
At Sunday, September 02, 2007 10:56:00 AM, Anonymous said…
Nerd and his wishful thinking. Maybe you should tell him, and fast before he takes any action on their plans together.
Amour
Victoria
At Sunday, September 02, 2007 11:30:00 AM, TwinkleBalls said…
aiyer! probably she's trying to 'enjoy' the feeling of being chased or whatever. =/
At Sunday, September 02, 2007 12:25:00 PM, jenno said…
sian! i am back! (:
maybe u shd take picture with your phone and show ah Nerd!
At Sunday, September 02, 2007 12:35:00 PM, Pingping said…
You can 'accidentally' leave the friendster link in Nerd's computer :X
At Monday, September 03, 2007 9:14:00 AM, flotiz said…
i wanna see de frenster profile too!!got juicy stuffs must share share,sian!
At Monday, September 03, 2007 9:59:00 AM, PolarBear said…
Sian, you got to stop Nerd from buying the ring. If not, OB will be very happy to think that Nerd bought the ring for her instead! Opps....
At Monday, September 03, 2007 10:56:00 AM, CL and CW said…
Oh no..u always seem to be the one to unravel the bad news..
perhaps u shld tell OB abt it and she will definitely tell Nerd..
And dnt tell Nerd to buy the Tiffany ring!!
At Monday, September 03, 2007 11:27:00 AM, Cindy said…
i know! you can "accidentally" bookmark her friendster page on nerd's computer!
me so smart.
At Monday, September 03, 2007 12:18:00 PM, Kenneth said…
Save the most intimate pictures of KFC girl and her boyfriend from her friendster account. Then mass send the photos via email to all your colleagues using an anonymous account! Finally, sign off as OB. =]
At Monday, September 03, 2007 3:34:00 PM, Rainie said…
Sian, just forward Nerd the friendster profile can liao.
But do let OB know, so that she can go comfort Nerd =)
At Monday, September 03, 2007 8:01:00 PM, Cassandra said…
sian, if u ever do what kemillionaire suggested, please rmb to NOT use ur email account. try something like i_am_not_sibeh_sian@gmail.com
At Tuesday, September 04, 2007 1:46:00 AM, hystericsx said…
uh oh.. nerd ah nerd....
tell him maybe a macdonald girl will be better? :D
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