The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Friday, June 30, 2006

The long and short about I Am Feeling Very Cranky Right Now



I am feeling very cranky right now and I am so going to strangle that thing call Ms Tan because she called me an idiot in the meeting because she made me rush back to the office while I’m having lunch because she went through my drawer without my permission because she gave me a goddamn ‘C’ for my annual appraisal because I’ve only just reached home because she made me do OT and because when she croaks I think I will smile.

There is positively nothing positive about Ms Tan. Bleah.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

18 Comments:

  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 12:22:00 AM, Blogger Le Raine said…

    awww.

    nothing much i can do to help, is there?

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 12:27:00 AM, Blogger dark jedi said…

    will you feel indebted to her if you lose your 27 yr old virginity to her? ^^

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 12:59:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    Please give in to her! I think she need tat!

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 8:50:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Do you need someone to rough her up a bit, splash acid at her, teach her a lesson she won't forget soon?



    I can't do that for you.

    What I can do is, sit her down and we talk, discuss and reason things out. Let me mediate between the two of you. :P

    Usual fees apply, of course.

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 8:57:00 AM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said…

    sounds like a total bitch.

    employ some bangala and rape her la.

    wait a min, sekali she'll enjoy it. faint.

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 9:56:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    whahhahahahah! i like spinnee's idea! employ some bangla...

    heehee. actually maybe she will like men after tt. u know, it might actually work.

    old lady also need some lovin' too.

    *ewww* i just shuddered typing that. :?

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 10:08:00 AM, Blogger twinkies said…

    That's really uncouth of her, acting like a bully. Don't worry, sian, just air your frustrations here. You know you've got listening ears here :)

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 10:45:00 AM, Blogger bochup said…

    That's it lah! You just have to seduce her and then break her heart.

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 10:46:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Le Raine: Do you happen to have very, very rich parents who can employ me? Thank you very much!

    Dark Jedi: I think she will be more indebted to me for relieving her of her 36 yr old virignity. Heh.

    Sunflower: I have been giving in! All the time! I'm gonna implode soon.

    Green Ogre: I was thinking that she might mellow a little if she is blissfully married. Will you do me a Big Favor, Green Ogre?

    Spinnee + PJ: I've have to disagree this time. Nobody deserves the indignity of rape! Not even the evil Ms Tan. I'll need to send the two of you for rehab. Course fee of $1688 applies, thank you very much.

    Twinkles: Thanks for bearing with my rants ;)

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 10:56:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    All? Then why you still claiming you are a virgin, Yes? No?

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 11:04:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Bochup: I think I will need to work very, very hard on my seduction skills first.

    Sunflower: Girl, you have a very dirty mind. I thought you were refering to giving in at work! You are to join Spinnee and PJ in the $1688 rehab program. Payment by cash only, TKVM.

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 11:27:00 AM, Blogger dark jedi said…

    i'll be eagerly waiting for the post titled "The long and short about How I Seduced Ms Tan Into.."

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 11:31:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    No, it's not abt Ms Tan that u shd be positive abt. It's the way u should see things.

    instead of dulan becos she called u an idiot, be grateful that she didn't call u a bloody stupid idiot. which sometimes u can be.

    instead of feeling pissed that she made u rush bk to office during lunch, be grateful that she didn't make u rush to her place during supper to satisfy her sexual cravings.

    instead of being pek chek that she went thro ur drawer, be grateful that she didnt go through your personal body parts without your permission.

    instead of feeling sian about a C for your appraisal, be grateful she didn't fire you.

    Instead of dulan at the OT you have to do, be thankful that u still have OT to do. Lots of unemployed out there.

    See?? now the sun is shining and the birds are chirping again right??

    My motivational course starts this coming July. Becos i like your blog, u're entitled to 20% discount. Price from $1288.

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 1:40:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    errrr i where got dirty... i never ask you to rape her...zzzz....why i need to attend your rehab program?!?!?!?

    *she definitely need you urgently* Ms Tan oso has her need de... Ha Ha Ha

    *clap* *clap* Adrenaline

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 1:53:00 PM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    I wanted to say something nice one. But when I saw Adrienne's comment my halo suddenly changed to a fork.

    Okay lah I will say something nice still.

    I help you pay 50 cents for the motivational course. = P

    (No lah but seriously just let it go lor don't let it bother you. Think of what you're gonna have for dinner! = ))

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 2:08:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Dark Jedi: CHOY CHOY!!!!

    Adrenaline: You know what girl, deep down inside you are also a submissive like me. Heh. And your course is sibeh expensive.

    Sunflower: Don't follow the path of the Evil Adrenaline!

    Zhe Bin: Very good idea. My mum is making chicken soup.

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 10:07:00 PM, Blogger Ang Ku Kueh said…

    dark jedi is very dark indeed.....so how? take up the offer! in her own evil way, she probably likes u!!!

     
  • At Friday, June 30, 2006 10:26:00 PM, Blogger Xia_mi_mi said…

    Wa..jus the last post you were sounding so sympathetic towards her now like this...hehe

    What a turn of event... =P

     

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