The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Friday, June 23, 2006

The long and short about Why It’s Not Possible Between Sushi Eating Friend & Me



To all you concerned folks out there who suggested that it’s possible between Sushi Eating Friend and me: it’s not possible ok? Really. Besides irritating the hell out of her every time we meet and appalling her with my appalling dress sense, I have also pissed her off on many, many occasions. I hate to admit this, but I really am no boyfriend material.

If you are still not convinced, here’s another nine reasons:

1) She is very pretty. I am very, very buck ugly.

2) She is 161 to my 160.

3) She has a 2nd Upper. I couldn’t even get a Pass with Merit.

4) She zips around town in a nifty Toyota Yaris. I have my humble SBS and SMRT.

5) She is witty. I have a very lame wit.

6) She digs Bossa Nova. I sing Grasshopper at KTV.

7) She reads the Economist. I look at pictures in Maxim.

8) She is a neat freak. I can’t recall when was the last time I washed my jeans.

9) I farted in her face recently.


There was once when I asked her what will happen if we get stranded in a deserted island with no chance of escaping. I was hoping for a Blue Lagoon scenario, but the first thing she said was, “You better swim to some other island.”

Where is the love?!?

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

21 Comments:

  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 2:22:00 PM, Blogger nadnut said…

    hahahaaha! i like sushi eating friend! nice retort!

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 2:46:00 PM, Blogger lor mai gai said…

    Sibeh Sian,

    U have a Sibeh Sibeh low self esteem leh. No one in his riggghhht mind would speak that about himself.

    *give a very disturbed look*

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 2:52:00 PM, Blogger Winter_Cherrie said…

    sometimes hate too much can turn to the other extreme of unknowingly falling head over heels for you...


    keep my finger crossed.

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 3:11:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    actually hor, all you have listed is not really a problem...

    well if you and SEF really not possible, stop seeing her at the moment.

    Most us here can tell you like her ok.

    Find a new romance ba...

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 3:32:00 PM, Blogger eileen` said…

    "where is the love?"

    right in front of you, in the form of sushi eating friend.

    come on, start some sparks with her, all of us here will be anticipating the results.

    even if you end up with a broken heart and a shallower pocket, it'll still be good fun, no?

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 3:48:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    ur sushi eating friend is sibeh cool, can? wah lau ... how did a loser like u get such a friend ah??

    but then hor, people change over time, u know? she may not like u then, but doesn't mean she won't like u now wat. 日久生情 mah. if u dunno what this chinese phrase mean, ask zhebin. his chinese very good lah.

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 3:55:00 PM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    Aww.. Don't like that say lah. Yaris only how big sia. You know I once told my friend before, my dream girl will be someone willing to take the bus with me (maybe cos I don't know how to cycle).

    And if she likes you she will like you. That's what I think lah.

    I don't know if this will boost your morale (and I really don't mean to if it doesn't), I have two ex-es, one 4cm and another 5cm taller than me. And they are both chio bu okay.

    So believe in yourself! In anything, for that matter.

    Unless you're purple in colour and is named Eddy though. ; P

    Kidding lah okay. Heh.

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 3:57:00 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said…

    *can't stop laughing*

    u r so funny sibeh sian!

    dun u know monetary & socail status do not play a big part if there's really feeling between u two?? :) :) :)

    oh ya.. 'yuan jia lu zai'... a lot of squabbling friends become a couple eventually...

    (ok am i joining in the wrong side of fun to tease u? :D )

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 5:05:00 PM, Blogger Lawrence & Alicia said…

    I like the conversation btw u & ur Sushi Eating Fren.. She is witty & from the blog style u r creating here, u r a winner urself too..

    I believe u will be another sucessful blogger beside Xiaxue... hahaha.. Meanwhile, tell me more about u & Ms. Tan leh..

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 5:27:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Nadnut: Your comment came very quick. You are not stalking me right? Haha....

    LMG: I am a very, very honest boy :)

    WinterC: Rigggghhhhttt ;)

    Sunflower: Me like Sushi Eating Friend?!?!? YUCKS :P!

    Eileen: Being the cheapo I am, a shallower pocket is very, very bad.

    Adrenaline: I think it's because I am very cool too. Riggghhhhtttt.

    Zhe Bin: Her Yaris is actually a very compact car. Bright Orange. Heh.

    Spinnee: Aha! A romantic. But I damn pragmatic leh.

    Alicia: You must be the first person to call me a 'winner'. Damn touched, thanks :) Anyway, I don't ever wanna be like Xiaxue. Heh ;)

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 5:36:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    hahaha!! nadnut is a stalker!! heheheeh .... she used to stalk someone for the sake of yummy guys :P hhahah ....

    taller than u then good mah. convenient to reach certain places. hahahahahah!!

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 7:32:00 PM, Blogger nutcracker said…

    eh, if not possible for you can intro me anot? hahaha~ kidding lah!

    seriously though, the fact that if you are really such and loser and she is still willing to hang out with you speaks something for itself. I remember this quote from some sitcom where the father tells the son

    "If I had dated in my league, you kids would have been alot less attractive!"

    So, just go for it!

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 10:43:00 PM, Blogger platformshoes said…

    this is the first time i come to your blog and i like what i read... keep on blogging mr sian!

     
  • At Friday, June 23, 2006 11:04:00 PM, Blogger pari said…

    Mom said that my dad likes to fart in bed and then pull the blanket over her.

    *ahem*

    It's a sign of endearment.

     
  • At Saturday, June 24, 2006 12:22:00 AM, Blogger twinkies said…

    sian, hmmm... Maybe SEF wants to keep you as a security blanket, ya know... Like... A shoulder to cry on, a channel to air frustrations, someone to go watch Lin Jun Jie concert with, someone to eat supper when nobody is available... ie. A very good platonic friend.

    You may think that you are notches below her standard in SG context, but pls don't feel that you are not boyfriend material, k? You WILL BE somebody's boyfriend someday one lah.

    Just look at the list of names above *wink wink*

     
  • At Saturday, June 24, 2006 2:56:00 AM, Blogger nadnut said…

    yes, i stalk SOME ppl for yummilicious men and also for blog entries. *cough*

     
  • At Saturday, June 24, 2006 3:42:00 AM, Blogger bochup said…

    your farting in her face is not too bad since the air probably dispersed quite fast after. My hub will fart into the comforter every once in awhile (like once a month or so) and then we have to shake the comforter like crazy for a good 5 minutes before the stench becomes somewhat dissipated.

     
  • At Saturday, June 24, 2006 10:32:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    sian if you dont like her why you bother to explain to us, you and SEF not possible!

    aiyo then all of us here will be wasting our time to boost your morale le.... (evil grin)

     
  • At Saturday, June 24, 2006 11:13:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Adrenaline: What 'convenient to reach certain places'?!?!

    Nutcracker: Read Twinkles' comments... I think she's spot-on.

    Platform Shoes: Thank you very, very much. And I think platform shoes are dnagerious. Heh ;)

    Pari: Omigod. You have very, very loving parents! *Envious*

    Twinkles: I think you're most probably right. Sigh.

    Nadnut: Aha! Then I'm in no danger of getting stalked because I know absolutely no yummilicious men. Unless you want to know Nerd. Heh.

    Bochup: MuaauHUAUAH!! Eh, I always lift my quilt when I fart. Heh.

    Sunflower: It's not possible! No! Not possible!

     
  • At Sunday, June 25, 2006 1:10:00 AM, Blogger Spongy said…

    u see ah magnet rite.. N attract S. N repell N and S repell S. so... N and S are differnt pole so N and S will get together.

    ok confuse... i cut short.

    i trying to say because u 2 are different tats why get attracted ma !

    so u and SEF are possible.. haha

     
  • At Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:13:00 AM, Blogger The Horny Bitch said…

    *pat* aw...

     

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