The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The long and short about Love Blossoms In Times Of Adversity



I was out of office this afternoon when I received an urgent SMS that went along the line of “How come your blog blank blank one huh? Think you got hacked.”

I was very sian, very distraught, and very flabbergasted at the same time because I have absolutely no idea why anyone would want to hijack this loser blog. And it turned out that it wasn’t a case of hacking. It was simply a case of being suay.

The first thing I did when I reached home at eleven just now was to try accessing my Blogger account, and I had no problems doing so. After checking through my template, I concluded that there is nothing wrong with it. But for some obscure reasons known only to code-writers and the Power That May Be, the damn template just refuse to show. And I have absolutely no idea how to fix it.

In my moment of desperation, I have adopted the following temporary template which you should be seeing now:


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Sibeh Pink


Notice that I have highlighted the word ‘temporary’ in bold. If you must know, I don’t really like to be associated with the color pink. I chose it simply because it was the only other default template that doesn’t make my fonts appear weird.

Anyway, people says that love shows in times of adversity, and I think they are right. Just in case you are wondering, the person who was most anxious about my blank blog, and who alerted me first was none other than Adrenaline. Yes, the same person who has been leaving sarcastic and disparaging comments to my entries, and who once declared that she would rather risk jail as a paedophile than to date me . Heh.

Don’t worry Adrenaline, your secret is safe with me. I won’t tell anybody that you are hopelessly in love with me :)

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

22 Comments:

  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 1:51:00 AM, Blogger OLLie said…

    Sibeh Pink.

    But I like it. Muahahaha..

    It takes a man with great confidence to carry off a pink blog ok? Not bad! *applause*

    Unless you have the opposite kinda tendencies, then erm, nevermind about it.

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:37:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    YOu sissy! pink blogskin!

    PINK, faint la...

    But I like this pink but definitely not link to you lor....

    I got conspitated I cannot access your blog leh (see how faithfully I am to you, ha ha ha) in the afternoon... (even left you a message in my chatter box) Hanor tht you tio hack!

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 6:34:00 AM, Blogger bochup said…

    I was pretty bummed to see your blog down too. Tot u got found out by Ms Tan and shut down your blog.

    But then when I saw the pink... I almost wish u'd waited till you got your old template before posting again. The pink is so overkill... seriously, if you want to confess that you're a closet gay, it's ok wan u know? I will still read yr blog wan.

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 9:07:00 AM, Blogger LemonCloud said…

    I thought that it might be some thing to do with your photo posting entry that cause blogger to unable to process it ;P
    Wonder what Adrenaline will do to you after reading this entry..

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 9:39:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    You blog crashed because it cannot stand your face. I would suggest killing yourself and then getting reincarnated as an ogre. You could be one of those mud coloured ones. You and I can then go around having a lot of fun trashing other people's stuff and demanding virgin sacrifices from the terrified populace. You would also stop being sibeh suay and mutate to sibeh heng.

    By the way, this pink is Urgh... Try changing the colour inside the template. Should work one. I liked you better when you were green, good for my eyes.

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 9:44:00 AM, Blogger Spongy said…

    i got a shocked the moment it finish loading the page! so pink ! ahahahah but nice la

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 10:03:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    actually i like it. my entire desktop is loaded with baby blue and baby pink. so your pink is a welcome thing.

    you should totally keep it this way.
    heck what the rest say.. pink good!

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 10:35:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Ollie: Unfortunately, I am a man who is very lacking in confidence. But don't worry, no 'opposite tendencies'. Heh.

    Sunflower: I also thought I 'tio hack'. Lucky that turned out to be a false alarm sia, haha....

    Grace: I will change it back asap, I promise! And I am not gay!

    LemonCloud: I think Adrenaline will feel very blissful and in love when she reads this :)

    Green Ogre: Trust me, I can't stand my face at times too. But can I be a red colored Ogre instead of a mud-colored one please?

    Spongy: I really, really must get rid of the pink asap.

    PJ: Pink no good!

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 10:47:00 AM, Blogger Lawrence & Alicia said…

    U r back! Thank God.. I was telling my husband yest ur blog is blank & even ask him to log on to see if he got problem viewing ur blog too cos I thought is my net problem.. Thank God u r back to entertain us! hahaha..

    Errrmm.. u 2 really going for a date ah? kekekee.. All the best leh.. Btw, she is jus a reader how come she got ur hp no harr? *wink wink* hahahaa..

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 10:58:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Red colour sounds cool. It's also very practical so no one will see you bleeding when Adrenaline comes after you. And trust me, she is coming, and baying for blood. Even I got scared of her. You really damn suay, and a little kum to keep bugging her lor.

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And you cannot win one lah. The female of the species is more deadlier than the male. You poor thing.

    Any last words?

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:01:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:04:00 AM, Blogger Beth said…

    And I thought you were out of biz..... *wipes sweat off brow*
    Anyway, pink is nice! Just keep in mind that colours have a insidious impact on readers when reading your blog, ie they form their perception of you and the situation based on a soft colour now.. hehe...

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:15:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Alicia: If you must know, I chat quite often with Adrenaline on MSN nowadays too. I really, really suspect she is actually a he. Really.

    Green Ogre: Red is indeed good. Can also disguise better when I have period, haha. And don't worry lah, Adrenaline loves me too much to even lay a finger. I think. :)

    Adrenaline: I still have one big bag at home, don't worry. Cashew or macademia for you?

    Beth: Indeed. Maybe I can pretend to be a Sensitive New Age Blogger or something. Heh.

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:26:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    Sian, you, really deserves Adrenaline to slap your head solid solid one time!

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:36:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    You forgot to mention that I also told u it's your fucking ugly pic that caused your fucking blog to go blank.

    Also, i think you won't have any nuts left if i ever see you. Don't say i never warn u.

    im glad sunflower is on my side =)

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 12:25:00 PM, Blogger lor mai gai said…

    Sian, u better keep ur balls at home to be safe. Maybe hang them on the wall in ur living room. Heh

    I like the pink colour in your blog. It blends nicely with ur ku niang face. Heheh

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 1:11:00 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said…

    i used to use the pink template.

    so are u going to use black like me too? ;)

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 1:25:00 PM, Blogger nadnut said…

    awwww. i wanted to sms u too but unfortunately i'm stuck somewhere else. :P

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 1:31:00 PM, Blogger twinkies said…

    You need matching things for your new pink home! Pink Lady (粉红佳人)!Which I think you will have no problem choosing... Look at how popular you are :)

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 1:38:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Sunflower: Don't want leh, very pain one leh you know?

    Adrenaline: Please! No vulgarity! Kids may be reading this eh! Tsk tsk....

    LMG: Aha, but can they be safely attached back without complications? Heh.

    Spinnee: Nice idea, but I'll most prob be going back to green because it's a lot like my personality: clean, healthy, wholesome... eh, you get the idea hor? Haha....

    Nadnut: I hates peoples whos gets tos holidays whiles Is iss stucks ats thes offices.

    Twinkles: Don't want lah, I prefer brunettes leh. Haha....

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:49:00 PM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    Woo. Sweet! Treat her good good okay. Not many chances gay and she-male can so matching like you guys.

     
  • At Saturday, July 08, 2006 11:55:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    zhebin: once again, u hv called me a she-male. i shall now declare war on you.

     

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