The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

The long and short about A Really Good Way To Lose Readers



There are many attractive (and some not so attractive) ladies who post pictures of themselves to increase readership. I am the exact opposite: at the risk of losing all my readers (yes, all three of you), I’ve finally decided to post a real picture of myself.

*Do not attempt to scroll down if you just had a meal or about to start on one*

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Check out my evil smirk


I wanted to post Sushi Eating Friend’s equivalent picture here, but I think I better not because if she ever finds out about this blog, she will make char kway teow out of me. Literally.

I apologize ahead for the nightmares.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

29 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 12:20:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    Is that really you? hmmmm you have a cheeky smile!

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 12:20:00 AM, Blogger eileen` said…

    show your eyes lah. why purposely act "shen mi". =P SHOW SHOW SHOW!!

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 12:38:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Eyes are the windows to the soul. That smirk doesn't tell us if you have a kind, haughty or sian-ed appearance. Were you trying to be ridiculous by donning that plastic 'lao fu zhi' headwear? Or is that an ancient japanese samurai hairstyle?!

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 12:47:00 AM, Blogger avalon said…

    Where got only 3 readers?


    At least you look better than the William Hung pic you keep using.


    But.. what the hell are you wearing???>?

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 2:51:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    i ignored the warning.

    Now, i'm regretting. I can imagine the series of nightmares that's abt to start liao.

    =(

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 6:14:00 AM, Blogger nadnut said…

    *falls in love*

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 9:27:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    You wear stupid fake samurai hairstyle thingy want to put me off your scent? I know who you are okay? I even know where you stay okay? And I know you'll never lend me money so I won't bother stalking you.

    And how did you guess that I set up multiple accounts with pictures of chiobus as my profiles?

    I have decided to join Adrenaline to kill you. There's no reason, blame your bad look. And the last thing you'll see on this earth is our respective smirks.

    Muahahahahaha (DA DI ZAI WO JIAO XIA!)

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 9:36:00 AM, Blogger The Fig Fairy said…

    Are you sure that's you? Looks more like Sibeh Hiao then Sibeh Sian...

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 9:36:00 AM, Blogger LemonCloud said…

    Pls continue to use William Hung's photo. hahaha..

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 9:45:00 AM, Blogger Saroette said…

    ok la. not so bad. But i did take ur warning, looked after I digested my food. whahaha..

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 9:58:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    * proceeds to vomit breakfast up *

    ok kidding i don't eat breakfast.

    is that really your pic??

    can you post one up of nerd then?
    (whahahahahaha)

    its ok you're not that ugly.

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 10:17:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    To all: Yes, that is really me, warts and all. I appeared with my Samurai Mask because of two reasons: firstly, I really like Samurais, and secondly, Ms Tan will not be very happy to read what I wrote if she ever stumbles across my picture in the net.

    BTW, no refunds for your lost meals. Heh.

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 11:35:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    was this pic juz taken?? eh, u quite fat leh. face very round.

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 12:19:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is u ah?? tink i saw u b4 leh!! keke

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 12:27:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Adrenaline: I took it around Sushi Eating Friend's D&D period! Ok, no more KFC for me.

    LMG: I am going to make lor mai gai out of you for calling me ku niang. Heh.

    Rain: *Gasp*! No, not me not me! *Hurries off to write an email to Rain*

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 1:01:00 PM, Blogger Lawrence and Alicia said…

    hmmm.. U remind me of Hei Ren, Fan Fan Fan Weiqi's bf.. :P

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 1:04:00 PM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Don't worry, Adrenaline says the same things about me all the time.

    We make a pact. I keep on commenting about how skinny you look, and you say how trim I am. That way, we'll be happily delusional when Adrenaline can go eat celery everyday to lose weight and become miserable and unhappy.

    I like KFC too! Crispy or Original? I'd go with original.

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 2:14:00 PM, Blogger Beth said…

    You where got 3readers only??? I've been reading ur blog Faithfuly since
    1. stumbling upon it through LMD's blog
    2. I'm super efficient at work, thereby allowing myself the luxury of reading other peeps blogs during office hours.

    Anyway I think you so poor thing, got deformities around the eyes area. It's a straight black line instead of 2 peepers? Poor thang, your mum must be tramatised.

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 2:14:00 PM, Blogger Beth said…

    You where got 3readers only??? I've been reading ur blog Faithfuly since
    1. stumbling upon it through LMD's blog
    2. I'm super efficient at work, thereby allowing myself the luxury of reading other peeps blogs during office hours.

    Anyway I think you so poor thing, got deformities around the eyes area. It's a straight black line instead of 2 peepers? Poor thang, your mum must be tramatised.

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 2:22:00 PM, Blogger dark jedi said…

    no wonder you're a 27 yr old virgin.

    just kidding, you look hot.
    you're a gay magnet man!

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 11:20:00 PM, Blogger antisocialfreak said…

    I had expected to see a pic of someone really disgusting, but u look OK mah.

    Err..nice hairdo, though. U should wear it to work, I'm sure u'll brighten up ur colleagues' day hehheh :)

     
  • At Wednesday, July 05, 2006 11:26:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    LOL at Dark Jedi's comment.

    Ogre: please lah, i dont eat celery to lose weight hor. i juz exercise and I AM losing weight =D

    SBS: actually it doesnt matter whether u fat or trim. nobody wants to look at u wif that face anyway.

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 12:10:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Alicia: You are too kind. Hei Ren is sibeh tall, I is sibeh short. I am also very fair and skinny in person, but I have absolutely no idea why the picture turned out that way.

    Green Ogre: My goodness, another thing in common: I am a sucker for Original sia. And yes, you are very trim. In fact, very, very trim!

    Spongy: I just love your honesty!

    Beth: Thanks for yout uber kind words. If you must know, LMD is my favorite female blogger. And by your definition, I am very efficient at work too. Heh.

    Dark Jedi: Teach me how to change the polarity!

    ASF: They will like it so much, they will send my sorry ass to Hougang Chalet too ;)

    Adrenaline: Nay nay ni boo boo.

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 1:48:00 AM, Blogger OLLie said…

    *coughs coughs*

    Looks familiar. :D

    Sibeh Shuai la!

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:29:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    Sian - we look 20% fatter in pic.

    lor mai gai - please start to lao sai!

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 1:21:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    Please start writing!!! ARGH!

    (Lao sai, this term got started in Zhe bin's blog. Used by our Mr sian too)

     
  • At Thursday, July 06, 2006 2:50:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    That endearing term is all Zhe Bin's credit, not mine! Haha....

     
  • At Tuesday, August 07, 2007 12:48:00 PM, Blogger flotiz said…

    lols..not ugly lah..u say until so sibei jia lat

     
  • At Tuesday, August 07, 2007 12:49:00 PM, Blogger flotiz said…

    lols..not tat argly lah..say until sibei jia lat..at least better dan william hung pic..XD

     

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