The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The long and short about The Return Of Sushi Eating Friend Part IV



Hello everyone! I hope you all had a very nice and full dinner. I know I did because I just returned from KFC. 2-piece meal with 2 O.R. fillet burgers, cheese fries, and I washed it all down with a large iced lemon tea. As I am more health conscious nowadays, I had coleslaw as the side instead of my usual whipped potato. I am a very healthy boy :)

Anyway, like I was saying yesterday, I was very surprised to see Mr Ex Boyfriend with Sushi Eating Friend at the airport. I was very surprised because they didn’t exactly part on good terms back in the uni after she caught him in bed with the Hall babe. Twice.

I think Mr Ex Boyfriend don’t really like me much because the first thing he said upon seeing me was not “How are you, Sian!”, but rather a “Your standards dropped already huh?” to Sushi Eating Friend.

What the?!?!?!?


“That guy is such a jerk!” said Sushi Eating Friend between the many plates of sushi at Sakae. “Some people just don’t change, do they?”

“But hey, it’s quite something to bump into someone familiar in the crowded streets of Hong Kong huh?” I was pleasantly surprised that she declined his offer of a ride home to have dinner with me. “And you guys happened to be on the same flight!”

“Bah. I think fate is nothing but hogwash. By the way, I really wasn’t expecting you to be here. I mean, you didn’t write even though you promised to!”


Before I could launch my vehement protest about how I have been sending her letters week after week, her phone beeped. It was an SMS from Mr Ex Boyfriend, which goes: “There are some things I can never forget, such as your birthday next Wednesday, such as how much you love Ono Lisa, and such as how sweet your smiles are. So I got myself two tickets to her concert next Wednesday in the hope of seeing you smile again.”


Sometimes, life is all about fate.

I let my Ono Lisa tickets remain in my pockets.


With Love,
Sibeh Sian

33 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:16:00 PM, Blogger Evolna said…

    @#$%&*Damn ex boyfriend!Don't ever let your friend sef fall into his hand!We will all support u!Lol

     
  • At Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:18:00 PM, Blogger freakkler said…

    Double Whammy Coincidences?!?! WTF :O
    Tat is truly SBS!

     
  • At Tuesday, October 17, 2006 11:34:00 PM, Blogger FF said…

    Again I say.. my birthday is on the same day too. :) *hint*

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 12:21:00 AM, Blogger nutcracker said…

    Just go along anyway, bring a date (preferbly miss tan)and sit beside them. then get ur date to pester mr ex-bf while you make off with SEF... hahaha!

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 4:53:00 AM, Blogger Salsa Slut said…

    Competition I see... think she will agree to go with you than her ex-bf. The problem now is you are not passing her the ticket *kokz*

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:05:00 AM, Blogger alien73 said…

    Do not be discouraged. It's time for some serious action, Mr Man of action. I suggest you take the first step and sweep the floor off her feet by force-kissin her on the lips. She might fall head over heels in love with you!?

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:24:00 AM, Blogger bochup said…

    U keep the tickets in your pocket for what!? Should have taken it out immediately what! Somemore dare to tell us!? geez...

    If you don't get off your butt and ask SEF out to the concert, I think your butt will be peppered with pimples soon. Alternatively, you might want to consider stuffing yourself with KFC mashed potatoes. Actually if you mix it with coleslaw it tastes really shiok too.

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:58:00 AM, Blogger imnothere said…

    agree bochup, i support all-out-war against SEF exBF. Hint hint, Pearl Harbour *cough* *cough*

    honestly, if you consider that she is your friend, then you will be responsible if she is left adrift. but this is up to you, it is a pity that you didnt act sooner but it is still not too late.

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:04:00 AM, Blogger Jaschocolate said…

    Sian, dont give up.. we all support u, ok? Gambate!

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:11:00 AM, Blogger eileen` said…

    you should have scattered the remains of the tickets around you, then kneel on the ground and mourn for your lost love.

    i bet that would touch her.

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:16:00 AM, Blogger yanZzz said…

    wow .. so good to her leh
    if i am tat gal me too will be toouch too..
    and bad new to u .. u have a challenger already..

    SBS prepare for WAR ba ~

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:26:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    You need my services? In the words of a former client, I am "crude but effective".

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:26:00 AM, Blogger nadnut said…

    nevermind, give me the tickets instead.

    hahahaha

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:00:00 AM, Blogger freakkler said…

    Bochup: yah, i so agree with U. But I think deep down inside, SBS dun wish to cross the 'line-of-no-return'. ...what IF, if SEF chose exbf tix.

    Oh NOOooo

    tough decisions ahead for Sianz....tsktsk

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:13:00 AM, Blogger imnothere said…

    disagree, this is not about love. this is about friendship and pride. if you were in a boat, your friend is swimming around and a fin is swimming towards her, would you just abandon her to it and hoping that the owner of the fin wants to invite her to a dance party?

    also, the guy just slighted you in public. don't get mad, get even.

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:23:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    i keep offering to buy the tickets from you. arrgh.

    anyhow, you should let her go with her ex bf. god knows, he can dig his own grave.

    as she said, she thinks he hasn't changed.

    think about it. :)

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:32:00 AM, Blogger sam fishy said…

    ...... sounds of screeching violin music feels the air..........

    ...... sounds of pieces of shattered pieces all over the ground ......

    hahahahahhahahahahaaa..........

    And he call himself a man of action.......

    hahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:47:00 AM, Blogger headofklay said…

    hmm.. you should also ask her out on for the concert mah..

    just say, i brought this tickets because i know you'll like to watch this and i don't want to see you going out with that jerk :)

    tat'll do..

    jiayou sian

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 12:05:00 PM, Blogger lazy bum said…

    hell, don't be a loser ok?

    Can lose to someone better but definitely not Mr Jerk SBS ex-bf!

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 1:02:00 PM, Blogger Jj said…

    sian, i sapport you!

    be a man of action, tell her about your plans, about how much you wanna watch the ono lisa concert with her too!!

    add oil!!!

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 2:24:00 PM, Blogger Rambling Alcoholic said…

    Fight for her!

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:12:00 PM, Blogger Muses of A Trivial Traveller said…

    Aiyo!!!! U keep in the tickets in your pocket for what??? Should have just took them out at that SMS-reading moment and let her know you have her in your mind so much TO HAVE ALREADY bought the tickets.

    Duh.

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:55:00 PM, Blogger Jj said…

    ever played street fighter?

    YOU HAVE A CHALLENGER!

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:53:00 PM, Blogger lakeside girl said…

    First blood!

    Come on, use your ultimate! Sweep the girl off with your Lisa Ono tickets.

    (sorry played too much dota recently hehe)

     
  • At Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:59:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    The unfortunate thing is, sometimes girls know that the opposite party is a jerk, but she will still fall in luv wif him nonetheless. Sad how life is.

    dont think SEF suits u anyway. Think u're better off with yang.

    haha ...

     
  • At Thursday, October 19, 2006 10:06:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    Thank god you have kept those ticket in your pocket.

    Please mail to my house!

     
  • At Thursday, October 19, 2006 1:24:00 PM, Blogger imnothere said…

    hmm, was the sushi nice?

     
  • At Thursday, October 19, 2006 11:50:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Evolna: Haha, thank you thank you! Will try my best, haha :)

    Freakkler: Sibeh, sibeh sian indeed. Life is full of coincidences!

    FF: People born on the 25th of Oct are very hamsen one :)

    Nutcracker: Cannot lah, wait Ms Tan touch me in the concert, then I will be in very, very big trouble. Heh.

    Salsa Slut: It feels very weird to pass her the tickets then, serious!

    Aileen: I think she will slap me instead. Heh.

    Grace: The thought of a zits-covered butt cheek was very scary indeed. You spured me into a Man of Action :)! But coleslaw with mashed potatoes?!?!? Eh, haha....

    Imnothere: Pearl Harbour?!? You mean I look like Ben Afflect huh? Haha, paiseh paiseh :)

    Jaschoc: Thank you very very nice! Arigato ah :D!

     
  • At Thursday, October 19, 2006 11:51:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Eileen: I will launch into a song-and-dance segment to demonstrate my lost love too. Heh.

    Yanzzz: We are just friends! Only friends! No war, haha....

    Green Ogre: Thanks lah Ogre, but I don't believe in paying for sex, haha :)....

    Nadnut: Give your head la give :D!

    Freakkler: Decisions can be very tough indeed! Sigh....

    Imnothere: I will get even indeed. I will attempt to fart in his face when I get the chance, haha.

    PJ: So how, have you bought the tickets already or not? If I see you I think I will be too shy to say hello, haha :)....

    Sam Fishy: I am a Man of Action :D! Really :)!

    HOK: You are sibeh cool sia :)

     
  • At Thursday, October 19, 2006 11:51:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Lazy Bum: But I've been a loser all my life! Damn hard to change that overnight :(

    JJ: Haha, but you must understand I am a very hum ji kind of guy :P

    Rambling Alcoholic: Cannot cannot, my ma say cannot fight one!

    MOATT: Cannot lah, too awkward le! What if she thinks I like her or something?!?!? Haha.

    JJ: *Inserts coins*

    Lakeside Girl: Totally unrelated, but I am thinking of getting the Wii leh. You think good or not huh?

    Adrenaline: Not only am I better off with Yang, he is a guy too. Heh.

    Sunflower: Mail your head lah mail :D!

    Imnothere: Sushi is nice, but KFC is better :D

     
  • At Friday, October 20, 2006 12:34:00 AM, Blogger nadnut said…

    bah. sell half price to me la. lol

     
  • At Friday, October 20, 2006 7:03:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    i haven't bought yet! (work busy lar..)

    so how? you wanna sell to me? :D

    at cheep cheep price ok?

     
  • At Saturday, October 21, 2006 6:28:00 PM, Blogger akira-rae said…

    OMG, her Ex is such a dick.

     

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