The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The long and short about I Am So Dead Part II



So I went for the meeting with The Boss yesterday. The good news is that he doesn’t know about my taking home of the 3-in-1 coffee, the biscuits, the stationery or the stacks of A4 copier paper.

The bad news is that he thinks I am gay.

Despite my vehement denials and protests, he is convinced I am one because according to Office Bimbo a colleague he cannot name, I have been caught hugging ‘my partner’ at the office, drinking at gay pubs, and buying underwear for each other. He also noticed my red strapped G-Shock and asked if that’s what ‘we people’ wear.

Damn.

I am so in deep shit because The Boss is famously homophobic. Sushi Eating Friend, on the other hand, thinks things are not that bad because “Things could be worse if your Boss is gay and wants you to be a partner or something.”

To prevent any further misunderstandings, I have ordered Nerd to go to the loo on his own henceforth. I have also decorated my office cubicles with cut-outs of scantily-clad babes from Maxim. I was hoping The Boss will notice, but the only one who passed by my cubicle so far is the Cleaning Auntie, who went “CHOY CHOY!” when she saw the yummy cover girl in that teeny-weeny white bikini.

It’s so hard to please everyone.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

posted by Sibeh Sian @ 10:22 AM  

14 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 11:00:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    Hey, at least there is one good news.

    but wat u did juz means instead of gay, u're bi-sexual. hehe.

    to solve this, it's time u BUY yourself a girlfriend, since u can't get one through natural means. And then, u can bring her to the office and show everyone. Hopefully that will clear up the "misunderstanding".

     

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 12:30:00 PM, Blogger Ang Ku Kueh said…

    hmmmmmmm......can nerd be gay himself?

     

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 12:56:00 PM, Blogger OLLie said…

    Ay, then bring your boss to your table with the excuse of showing him some brilliant thing that you have done lo. For all you know, he might want to share his fav subscribed Maxim with you.

     

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 1:26:00 PM, Blogger Winter_Cherrie said…

    Oh no...u poor thing... T.T

     

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 2:33:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Adrenaline: Please advise where can I 'buy' a girlfriend, thank you!

    AKK: No way he's gay! I think. Heh.

    Ollie: According to office rumors, he's got more hardcore stuff in his drawers. Tsk tsk.

    Winter: I am very, very sian indeed.

     

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 2:37:00 PM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    hmmm, do you wan to sian that bimbo? :P

     

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 4:20:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    u tell me how much u want to pay first. Remember, what u pay is what you get.

     

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 4:34:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Sunflower: Considering her expensive ways, sianing her probably a very bad idea.

    Adrenaline: I would like one that looks like the yummy Maxim cover girl in that teeny-weeny white bikini, thank you.

     

  • At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 11:37:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    u know right, if ur boss thinks u are gay, it is probably a good thing. especially if he is gay himself.

    this is your PRIME chance to impress ur boss.
    not only that, but rise above office bimbo and give u some cards over sushi eating friend cos u hv the moolah to buy her carls jr.

    all you have to do is........

    sleep with the boss and be his boyfriend.

    easy solution, i could have told u that long ago.
    u never mentioned he's famously homophobic? ;P

     

  • At Wednesday, May 31, 2006 2:02:00 AM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    Siao. Gf need to buy one meh. Nb wait for them to come and sian you lah.

    But another look at your profile tells me I should offer this to someone else.

     

  • At Wednesday, May 31, 2006 2:04:00 AM, Blogger Zhe Bin said…

    Oh ya anyway I believe you are not gay. = D

     

  • At Wednesday, May 31, 2006 9:56:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    You should go and learn to walk like John Wayne, and then declare to your boss that everyone knows that gays are always the damn good looking guys. Which therefore means you are not gay.

    And you need to up the game now. You could start distrubuting porn throughout the office. The guys will like you, but for the right reasons.

    Greens.

     

  • At Wednesday, May 31, 2006 11:52:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    maybe u can learn to how "kao" charboh from zhebin. He sounds so confident and experienced. a wonder why he is also single.

    anyway, abt the maxim girl, u need to tell me how long u want the girl? cos i doubt very much u are sibeh rich to buy the girl over permanently. so u may want to consider renting instead. No instalments one hor.

     

  • At Wednesday, May 31, 2006 3:26:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Spongy: Seriously, Sushi Eating Friend and I are seriously not suitable for each other. Serious!

    PJ: If I try what you suggested, I think he will be very, very pissed. The bad kind of 'pissed'.

    Fireburn: I can't resist this: How 'Hard' a time did he gave you? Heh heh.

    Zhe Bin: You are damn cruel I tell you. And tell me where you work leh!

    Green Ogre: I don't have any porn with me. Serious. Eh, yah.

    Adrenaline: No installments? I was hoping you will accept credit!

     

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