The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The long and short about The French Affair



This is sian. Instead of spending my today and my tomorrow slacking in the office, I’ll be helping my Boss’ ang mo friend in an exhibition. I foresee a lot of problems because I know zilch about the products he is exhibiting. It also doesn’t help that he’s French, doesn’t speak English very well, and the only French word I know is Delifrance. Heh.

Anyway that also means there won’t be any updates this afternoon. I think. To keep you entertained, here’s a reproduction of the poem I wrote for my crush in secondary school:


The Yearning Bird

“Bird fly high, in the sky.
A girl like you, hard to find.
You are short, so am I.
But I’m sure our babies, will turn out fine.”

-Sibeh Sian
Spring, 1993



I think it’s quite good. Tell me if you want more.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

17 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:19:00 AM, Blogger Spongy said…

    lol u serious?

     
  • At Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:12:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    no wonder she got her ah lian friends to threaten you.

    "our babies"??? kaoz, she thinks that u want to impregnate her. You shd let her know u juz want to do her, then fug off liao.

    "Bird fly high, in the sky.
    A girl like you, hard to find.
    A pussy so sweet, and my dick so long,
    Just one fuck, and I'll be gone. "

    Then she'll fall for you cos we all know that girls like bad boys.

     
  • At Wednesday, May 24, 2006 1:13:00 PM, Blogger Winter_Cherrie said…

    hahaha ..wat a cute poem...indirectly sarcastic but honest...not bad for a secondary school student (lol)

     
  • At Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:56:00 PM, Blogger lambchop said…

    your sense of humour is the best!! i totally love it.. i wonder how you are IRL? :)

     
  • At Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:24:00 PM, Blogger OLLie said…

    Adrenaline is right. 男人不坏,女人不爱。 You say likett sounds like you wanna start a family with her. Too much for a 13/14 year old la.

    What about Summer, 1993?

     
  • At Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:53:00 PM, Blogger pari said…

    Right... erm. Well, at least it rhymes! Yeah?

    *slowly backs away*

     
  • At Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:38:00 PM, Blogger Cake said…

    ayyy. I teach you one french phrase.

    voulez vou co chez avec moi ce soir

    (spelling all wrong la hor)

    it meanssss

    DO YOU WANT TO GO TO BED WITH ME?

    (according to my friend.)

    maybe you can impress the angmo by telling him that lor.

     
  • At Wednesday, May 24, 2006 11:06:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Spongy: I am a very serious guy. *Puts on serious look as I type this*

    Adrenaline: I was just trying to show my sincerity when I mentioned babies! And your poem is dirty and doesn't rhyme. Heh.

    WinterC: No wonder I got rejected. I wasn't even trying to be sarcastic :D!

    Lambchop: As good as it gets ah, as good as it gets.

    Ollie: The Summer of 1993 came with its own sad story and poetic, eh, poem. Maybe next time ;)

    Pari: Indeed, I took pains in making sure it rhymed! I thought of trying to make it as a poet, but backed off because I might eventually starve in Singapore.

    Cake: CHOY CHOY!

     
  • At Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:13:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Hehe, poetry is quite a good tactic. I actually wrote one for a friend to woo another and he got the girl.

    But you should take Adreanline's idea. Girls do seem to like bad boys simply because bad boys are more interesting.

    And don't pretend, pretend, you wrote that poem thinking of making babies and the common method of baby making employed is...

     
  • At Thursday, May 25, 2006 2:18:00 PM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    it rhymes okay!

     
  • At Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:53:00 PM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

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  • At Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:54:00 PM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Must be because siaolian sian likes traditional poems.

    "Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I'll lie in Nerd's bed,
    And wait for a screw."

    I am, of course, assuming that Nerd wishes to get some redecoration room done in his room. Pink curtains perhaps?

    (I should not be evil to Sibeh Sian... )

     
  • At Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:48:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    bird fly high, in the sky
    nerd's char bo say goodbye
    a drink and hug on this day
    later u both will turn gay

    muahahhahaha.

     
  • At Friday, May 26, 2006 11:08:00 AM, Blogger Ang Ku Kueh said…

    hmm...i can see that green ogre wants to snatch nerd from u....

     
  • At Friday, May 26, 2006 11:50:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Green Ogre: I wrote that poem with a pure mind. Serious!

    Adrenaline: It doesn't. Nay nay ni boo boo :)

    PJ: CHOY CHOY!

    AKK: Heh, he can have Nerd all to himself :)

     
  • At Friday, May 26, 2006 1:00:00 PM, Blogger The Oriental Express said…

    Very funny Sibeh. Even if you lack in intellect, you are rich in humour. So keep writing and help destress your fellow countrymen.

    Thanks for visiting my blog. Yes, the French are ethnocentric. That is why old aunty purposely took the trouble to have a minor in French at the university.

    All the best... keep lively... don't be sian. If someone like you claims to be sian, we will all be dead and will soon join the Dead Poet's Society lah. If you look at my archives, you will realise old aunty is not very antique but modern and funny lah. Enjoy!

     
  • At Monday, January 14, 2008 11:46:00 PM, Blogger The Horny Bitch said…

    So nice.. I never receive any poems in sch.. Cos I was fat and ugly..

     

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