The long and short about The Mysterious Case Of The Missing Meat Ball
This is for the benefit of the sagely Green Ogre, who remarked that
For three days in a row, the Chinese cooked food stall auntie has been giving me three meat balls instead of the usual four when I bought lunch from her. I suspect this may have to do with the conversation I had with her on Monday.
Me: Happy Mother’s Day auntie!
Stall Auntie: CHOY! I am not married yet! (proceeds to scoop my rice with fury while simultaneously cold stared at me)
For the sake of my balls, I shall call her ‘xiao jie’ tomorrow.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 2:52 PM
10 Comments:
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 3:59:00 PM,
Adrenaline said…
From your post, I can guess that u still have no idea what it is like when u piss ME off.
But I can make sure u will learn your lesson very soon.
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 4:01:00 PM,
lambchop said…
you are soooooo cute!! i <3 your blog
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 6:42:00 PM,
Green Ogre said…
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At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 6:44:00 PM,
Green Ogre said…
I know why you're sibeh sian. You're focusing on the wrong things, babe. You need to focus on the right stuff.
Forget about the meat ball auntie. Unless her meat balls really rock, she's not worth it. You like meat balls? I'll take you for damn good meatballs at Ikea. And their fried chicken wings, good...
Now what you need to focus on are the hot chicks who are trying to get your attention.
For example, look at Adrenaline. She's obviously got the hots for you. Why else would she be so dulan with you? Love is just a hair's breadth away from hate.
And lambchop (makes me think of the kids show, "and it's lambchops sing along...") loves your blog. Which is one step closer to loving you. I mean it'll be so much harder if she hates your blog right? You may never even have known of her existence.
So, if you want your life to improve, take a walk on the green side with me. Lessons start at S$50 per hour. Believe me, your whole life will change, I guarantee it.
Remember, you can be sibeh shiok.
Grins.
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 8:52:00 PM,
OLLie said…
Green orge is right.
Ikea's meatballs and fried chicken wings are damn nice. Forget about calling her xiao jie la. Go to Ikea instead! hahahaha..
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:18:00 PM,
Xia_mi_mi said…
aiyo...maybe she forgot lahz...got so serious as to give you ONE less ball ar? =S
Maybe tml you should kiss her too to show that you are SINCERELY sorry about what you say. Then who knows you may get 1 year free supply of balls lei~! How that sounds? =D
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:37:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
Adrenaline: Ok. *Proceeds to pee on Adrenaline*
:D
Lambchop: The <3 looks like a nose leh! Heh.
Green Ogre: I hate to say this, but her balls indeed rocks. According to the auntie (when we were on better terms), it's actually deep fried 'Wu Xiang' without the usual 'skin'. According to her also, they are the only ones in Singapore who has it. Damn good I tell you.
Ollie: The Ikea one damn expensive leh :(
Lixia: Even though her balls rock, there's no way I'm gonna give my virgin kiss to Meat Balls Auntie :)
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:39:00 PM,
pj said…
u know right, if u really wants ur balls, u should just lean over, and whisper 'ni hao mah, xiao jie', while simultaneously shoving all the meatballs onto your plate while she is busy simpering with happiness.
yah then tell her she looks like an OG model. *phwoar* she faint i tell u.
for the sake of your balls, i sincerely hope u try this. then u hv mucho balls.:D
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 2:24:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
I am Sibeh Sian, not Sibeh Hum Sup! Heh.
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 4:04:00 PM,
Adrenaline said…
I hate you and green ogre.
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