The long and short about A Very Big Problem

As if what happened yesterday was not bad enough, more bad news awaited me this morning when I was preparing for work. I have been trying to deny this for quite some time now, but it’s official: I had to loosen my belt by two notches to accommodate my ever-expanding waistline.

Why, KFC, why?!?!?!?

Anyway, I’ve decided some time ago that I am going to be a Man of Action. Instead of sitting on my lazy ass and doing nothing, I’ve come up with a list of potential regimes to get my body back to shape.


Regime #01:
Use the stairs to get home instead of using the lift.
Evaluation:
Although I live on the second floor, I’m sure the short exercise will prove to be beneficial in the long run. But I’m kind of worried that there might be perverts lurking at the staircase, so maybe this is not a very good idea after all.

Regime #02:
Use the stairs to get to the office instead of using the lift.
Evaluation:
You’ve got to be kidding me. I work in the 16th level.

Regime #03:
Stop having ice cream for dessert after lunch.
Evaluation:
Sounds like a plan. I think I will go with ice kachang instead.

Regime #04:
Stop having maggi mee for supper.
Evaluation:
I actually tried this just now, but caved in after my stomach started growling really badly by 11pm. I’ve thus concluded that this is an unfeasible solution because if there is no Mee, there is no Me. Haha.


As you can see, I am really trying my best to lose weight, but to no avail. I tried pouring my sorrows to Sushi Eating Friend over dinner just now, but all she could offer was “Don’t worry, women won’t notice your weight because they won’t notice you in the first place.”

I have no idea why I am still friends with Sushi Eating Friend.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian