The long and short about My Savior
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m pleased to inform you that the bombs have finally landed around half an hour back. I feel as light as a butterfly now, though my you-know-where feels kind of sore.
For the record, the pineapples slices succeeded when the prune juice failed. I officially owe my life to *horrors* Office Bimbo.
Please excuse me while I go home for some rest and KFC.
With Love,
Sibeh “Lorenzo” Sian
P.S. I think the toilet auntie is not going to be very happy when she reports for work tomorrow.
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 7:44 PM
19 Comments:
At Thursday, January 11, 2007 9:39:00 PM,
JayWalk said…
Eh.
In honour of Office Bimbo whom you now owe your life to, you must keep the first piece of the stuck shit and present it to her as a souvenir.
Trust me. She will remember you for life by your kind gesture.
At Thursday, January 11, 2007 10:29:00 PM,
SeaLs said…
I wish I have nice colleagues like yours, people who are concerned over your bowel movements.
A colleague of mine gave me a condom-shaped chocolate and sanitary-napkin mashmallows from Taiwan to munch on during lunchtime today. She chirped that I'll need them and strolled away laughing.
I wonder if she was trying to encourage my weight to really bust my weighing machine, or if she was hinting at the sexual innuendos behind her sweets.
*Instead of eating them, I took pics of the sweets and posted a blog entry.
At Friday, January 12, 2007 12:30:00 AM,
Little Miss Drinkalot said…
Congratulations!!! I'm really happy for you, it must have felt really good, heh.
At Friday, January 12, 2007 1:13:00 AM,
OLLie said…
More KFC?!?!?!?!
hahahahaha.. The toilet auntie very kelian leh.. You should buy KFC for her to salute her for her efforts in attempting to clean up the toilet.
At Friday, January 12, 2007 8:57:00 AM,
eileen` said…
pineapples work better than prune juice?
it's the other way for me.
and yes, the asshole always feels sore after a good shitting.
At Friday, January 12, 2007 9:20:00 AM,
Christel said…
Glad to know you feel better now...
;)
At Friday, January 12, 2007 9:41:00 AM,
nadnut said…
eck. this isnt a nice entry to eat while having your breakfast,,,
At Friday, January 12, 2007 9:44:00 AM,
Green Ogre said…
Oei, you are damn disgusting... Making a mess is fine if you'd gather the decency to clean it up afterwards. I mean the toilet auntie is also human what.
You should clean up before leaving.
At Friday, January 12, 2007 10:42:00 AM,
imnothere said…
'grats on success of operation "T".
if you can get Ms. Tan into the poison gas, you can kill two birds with one bomb, literally.
At Friday, January 12, 2007 11:18:00 AM,
CRABBY GAL said…
congrats! u live to see another day!! haha!
At Friday, January 12, 2007 12:16:00 PM,
the virgin undergrad said…
hahaha, like what jaywalk said u should put it in a plastic bag wrap it up with ribbon and present it to her, borat style to show ur appreciation.
At Friday, January 12, 2007 1:33:00 PM,
Sunflower said…
KFC Again!
Now i dont think your bomb should have landed!
At Friday, January 12, 2007 1:46:00 PM,
Cindy said…
Chey!
At Friday, January 12, 2007 3:25:00 PM,
Old Beng said…
clap clap...
whistle whistle...
applause applause...
At Friday, January 12, 2007 5:28:00 PM,
tstar said…
congrats! =D
At Friday, January 12, 2007 5:30:00 PM,
aLL tHiNgS pReTtY said…
You are indebted to office bimbo~
She saved your guts/butt/tummy
At Friday, January 12, 2007 5:44:00 PM,
Adrenaline said…
The toilet auntie is gonna be really pissed.
SHe is so pissed that she will scatter all the remains on the toilet bowl on your table and your chair.
Not becos she knows that u're the one that dirtied the toilet, but because she hates your face, juz like everyone else.
i really wish that will happen to you =) it will make my day very much.
At Saturday, January 13, 2007 12:23:00 AM,
kangaroo said…
hoho! maybe you should go help the auntie you know?
At Monday, January 15, 2007 10:08:00 AM,
Sibeh Sian said…
Dear all: I got my retribution! Retribution! Haha....
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