The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Monday, January 22, 2007

The long and short about The New Colleague II

Alas, I’ve found out that the new colleague came not from the heartlands like Yio Chu Kang or Clementi, but rather the faraway province of Beijing. As such, the chances of her being LMD is practically zero. Oh well.

As the New Colleague is drop dead gorgeous, all the guys in the office have been making moves on her, except for me. Being the honorable man I am, I refuse to mix business with pleasure, and thus did not resort to the underhand methods I witnessed for the past few days, such as the old trick of buying free breakfast and tea. Unlike those cowards, all I did was to accidentally bump into her at the pantry from time to time :)

I hate to sound hao lian here, but I think the New Colleague has been very impressed by me so far. During one of our chats at the pantry, the awestruck girl asked me how I managed to endure it after I emerged unscathed from 30 minutes’ worth of a screaming session at Ms Tan’s office. I flicked my hair, and coolly replied it was nothing to a man like me, who have witnessed 1 hour’s worth of screaming by Ms Tan. She also asked why I was so suay to kena kopi on my shirt twice in a week. I flicked my hair, and coolly replied that I was not stained twice, but because I was wearing the same shirt.

I think Lady Love is finally going to smile on me this time :D!

With Love,
Sibeh “Lorenzo” Sian


  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 9:06:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…


    Wearing the same shirt for a week and trying to impress.

    You not only hao liao oso face got thick skin as compare with elephant!

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 9:06:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    My dire predictions.

    You will fall in love with her, and she's apparently in love with you. You will become hopelessly devoted and then one fine day, you will find her sleeping with some one else, possibly from the same office, maybe even the boss. Then, you'll realise that you're still a virgin, albeit with another broken heart.

    I think she was truly awestruck. I get like that sometimes when I watch Jackass. Therefore, you could infer that you're as cool as those guys on Jackass. You rock.

    Also, you'll note that Lady Love has got a totally wicked smile as well.

    Maybe she can add a new stain to your shirt of "conquests".

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 9:43:00 AM, Blogger dave said…

    *Love is in the air*

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 10:02:00 AM, Blogger aLL tHiNgS pReTtY said…

    You sure like flicking your hair :P

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 10:50:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…

    i think you and her can go very far here.

    You'll become one of those guys to whom she will come and bitch about the rest of the guys in the office after she's slept with them.

    In the worst scenario, you will become one of her fav gossip topic in the office wif the rest of the guys as "the guy who has a hygiene problem." But hey, u'll still be on her mind nonetheless.

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 10:57:00 AM, Blogger CRABBY GAL said…

    eh, u not gay meh?

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 11:18:00 AM, Blogger pj said…

    maybe she was awestrucky by how slobby u r.


    jokes, i'm sure she's madly in lurve with u.

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 11:24:00 AM, Blogger Christel said…

    Good luck on your love quest!

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 12:23:00 PM, Blogger korIn said…

    u make me laugh... are they for real??? Ha.... I sure hope its fictional.. Heh...

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 4:33:00 PM, Blogger freakkler said…

    she will be greatly impressed with your honesty. I reckon you stand a very good chance of xian-ing her. ;)

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 6:13:00 PM, Blogger Cindy said…

    Who knows, she might fall in love with you after figuring that:

    1) You are a very thrifty man who doesn't like to spend money on yourself, hence the recycling of shirts.

    2) By not spending money on yourself, you will have more money to spend on her.

    However, you do realise that even if you don't have enough shirts you can still wash them before wearing them again a few days later right? You very dirty leh you.

  • At Monday, January 22, 2007 8:00:00 PM, Blogger tstar said…

    Oh I'm sure she'll like your coffee-stained shirt very much indeed.

  • At Tuesday, January 23, 2007 5:55:00 AM, Blogger imnothere said…

    dear SBS,

    Lady Love isnt smilling to you, she is grinning in anticipation of the "interesting" things that are coming.

    At least life will still be interesting with your new "comrade"... :)


  • At Tuesday, January 23, 2007 11:53:00 AM, Blogger yanZzz said…

    did u wash ur hair ?

    pls dun tell her if u have dandruff hor ..


  • At Tuesday, January 23, 2007 11:12:00 PM, Blogger kangaroo said…

    hahaha! i hope you get a partner soon. but judging from the answers you give. hmm.. perhaps she's different. and by the way, thanks for always bringing laughter to your readers like me. it's a pleasure to read your blog.

  • At Wednesday, January 24, 2007 10:50:00 AM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Sunflower: My ma told me skin thick thick then can win girls' hearts one! Haha :)

    Green Ogre: I rock :D!

    Dave: Love is a wonderful thing! *Quote unquote Michael Bolton*

    ATP: I think I look very cool when I do that :)

    Adrenaline: Oei! I don't have a hygiene problem k? I change my shirt once a week!

    Crabby Gal: I like girl one! I really do! Really!

    PJ: I think so too. Heh :)

    Christel: Luck and Love goes together :)!

    Korin: I guarantee you my entire body is real, and never underwent any cosmetic surgery whatsoever :)

    Freakkler: I am a very honest boy indeed :)

    Cindy: But I only have 2 shirts! The other one is for emergencies :)

    Tstar: Exactly! It's full of flavor :)

    Imnothere: If all goes well, I may fufil my first ew year resolution this year :D! Heh.

    Yanzzz: I got wash! Dove some more :)

    Kangaroo: You are very kind! I hope I get my partner soon too :)


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