The long and short about The Toilet Cleaning Auntie

(I promise this will be the last entry on my very revolting Misadventures of Sibeh ‘Constipated’ Sian. Unless I get constipation again. Heh.)

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I felt very bad for making the Toilet Cleaning Auntie clean up my mess the other day. I really, really wanted to clean up, but fled in a moment of weakness because the stench was just too deadly.

To make up for it, I surprised her with some chee cheong fun and kopi this morning. She was very touched, and said it’s good to have nice young men like me around, who spares a thought for the aged even though we are caught up in a relentless rat race. She was grateful I was not like those selfish youngsters who steal her seat at the MRT, spits and litters, and leave a smelly mess for her to clean at the toilet.

After a very uncomfortable silence on my part, I said sorry, and told the Toilet Cleaning Auntie I was the irresponsible person who was responsible for the irresponsible mess.

And that’s the reason why I got scolded by Ms Tan for wearing a kopi-stained shirt to work today :(

With Love,
Sibeh “Lorenzo” Sian