The long and short about The New Colleague
Except for the fact I got drenched by kopi, walked into the Ladies by accident, and almost got hit by the MRT, there is absolutely nothing noteworthy happening in my life recently.
Until I read Little Miss Drinkalot’s entry.
I don’t if this means anything, but it happens that there’s a drop dead gorgeous new addition to the office this week. I’m keeping my fingers crossed because if you must know, I’ve been a big fan of LMD for the longest time. She’s so witty, sophisticated, sassy, and witty. I’m so inspired I’ve penned a poem for her:
To The Little Miss Who Drinks A Lot
Oh LMD, oh LMD!
You are a mystery! Just like me!
I find you awesome,
Even though you may not be wholly wholesome.
We have so much in common!
You like fine food while I adore KFC.
I also cook an awesome meal,
Of instant spaghetti.
-Sibeh Sian
Spring, 2007
Spring, 2007
The only hitch though, is that I don’t drink a lot. In fact, I don’t drink at all.
But I sure hope she likes poetry :)
With Love,
Sibeh “Lorenzo” Sian
P.S. Thanks for all the kind words you guys have for me regarding my previous post. Unfortunately, I can only try the advice on how to remove the kopi stains this weekend, because I still need to wear the shirt till the end of the week :)
13 Comments:
At Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:28:00 AM, Anony said…
what a witty, sophisticated, sassy, and witty poetry. u rocks man!
At Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:39:00 AM, JayWalk said…
If shirt kena stained already hor, then might as well go all the way liao.
Soak the entire bladdy shirt in kopi and the you have a nice new beige shirt!
Smell good also!
At Wednesday, January 17, 2007 12:17:00 PM, Miissy said…
means.. u don't change clothes???
At Wednesday, January 17, 2007 5:41:00 PM, limegreenspyda said…
hello! happy new year lah. i'm sure you're happy just because you managed to poop! :)
stuff more bananas, k? ;D
At Wednesday, January 17, 2007 8:50:00 PM, Little Miss Drinkalot said…
Wah, I'm so touched!!!
Unfortunately, I highly doubt we're new colleagues because I is not drop dead gorgeous lei. Plus my boss doesn't go around saying "You hong gan la you!", heh.
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 5:54:00 AM, imnothere said…
well, to be honest, you haven't done so badly lately. despite
1. marathon 2. Ms Tan 3. Mr ex-SEF 4. Angry Cleaning Auntie 5. Constipation 6. Ms Tan you came out of it rather well, if a little tattered, scarred, shakened.
i wonder what else is 2007 is holding for you? ^_^)
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 9:08:00 AM, Green Ogre said…
I think you've just developed a new branch of poetry. Not one for following are you?
Off the beaten track into the sides where nobosy ventures. Because that's where all the goats hang out and take a shit.
I'm sure LMD will take to your brand of corn. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 8:57:00 PM, SeaLs said…
With your week-old stinky kopi-stained shirt in hand, you wonder why you are still a virgin.
Sigh.
At Friday, January 19, 2007 8:33:00 AM, eileen` said…
i would want to work in the same company as you too. =D
At Friday, January 19, 2007 1:21:00 PM, kangaroo said…
hey! i'm working now and i'm sibeh sian! mr sibeh sian save me from this sian-ness LOL
At Friday, January 19, 2007 6:02:00 PM, Adrenaline said…
dont even bother keeping ur fingers crossed.
u dont have such luck.
At Friday, January 19, 2007 11:58:00 PM, Jj said…
lmd?
lan ma de.
wish you bad luck. =)
At Saturday, January 20, 2007 7:43:00 AM, Anonymous said…
Hello.Little Mr Eatalot(of KFC).
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