The long and short about The New Colleague II

Alas, I’ve found out that the new colleague came not from the heartlands like Yio Chu Kang or Clementi, but rather the faraway province of Beijing. As such, the chances of her being LMD is practically zero. Oh well.

As the New Colleague is drop dead gorgeous, all the guys in the office have been making moves on her, except for me. Being the honorable man I am, I refuse to mix business with pleasure, and thus did not resort to the underhand methods I witnessed for the past few days, such as the old trick of buying free breakfast and tea. Unlike those cowards, all I did was to accidentally bump into her at the pantry from time to time :)

I hate to sound hao lian here, but I think the New Colleague has been very impressed by me so far. During one of our chats at the pantry, the awestruck girl asked me how I managed to endure it after I emerged unscathed from 30 minutes’ worth of a screaming session at Ms Tan’s office. I flicked my hair, and coolly replied it was nothing to a man like me, who have witnessed 1 hour’s worth of screaming by Ms Tan. She also asked why I was so suay to kena kopi on my shirt twice in a week. I flicked my hair, and coolly replied that I was not stained twice, but because I was wearing the same shirt.

I think Lady Love is finally going to smile on me this time :D!


With Love,
Sibeh “Lorenzo” Sian