The long and short about I Think I Am Quite Smart
I can’t stand it.
Ever since that unfortunate incident a week back, Office Bimbo has been making all sorts of excuse to come over to my cubicle and peep at my monitor. Besides living under the constant fear that I will get exposed (this blog, not my zipper), I am also very irritated because I haven’t been able to play Spider Solitaire in peace.
Being a Man of Action, I’ve decided to take things into my own hands. So this morning, I marched up to Office Bimbo while she was preparing her kopi, looked at her straight in the eyes, and very solemnly intoned, “I confess: I am indeed a Blogger.”
I then proceeded to show her this.
I think I can be quite smart at times :)
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
P.S. I have no idea why, but Office Bimbo looked very, very disturbed after reading the blog. She also avoided taking the lift with me when we were knocked off from work just now. I wonder why.
posted by Sibeh Sian @ 8:35 PM
22 Comments:
At Monday, July 24, 2006 8:47:00 PM,
eileen` said…
eee! you're such a hypocrite! and btw, you won't get fat from eating tofu.
At Monday, July 24, 2006 8:48:00 PM,
pj said…
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA...
Happy Office Boy sounds amazingly like Happy Tree Friends.
only more disturbing.
but damn funny. heehee :D
At Monday, July 24, 2006 10:07:00 PM,
Sunflower said…
I wan to puke when you said you are quite smart... but somehow this time I think you manage to get rib of this bimbo.... you are INDEED very smart!
At Monday, July 24, 2006 10:37:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
Eileen: I'm a tofu-eating hypocrite!
PJ: My fav Happy Tree Friend is Lumpy. Heh.
Sunflower: Yeah! I am a smart boy :D!
At Monday, July 24, 2006 11:57:00 PM,
pari said…
Omg.... I'd be very disturbed too if you were to switch to writing like that on the decoy blog.
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:10:00 AM,
Jj said…
wow you actually have 8 posts there! did you really updated that blog for the previous 8 days or did you just edited the time? or is it possible to?
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:10:00 AM,
LemonCloud said…
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At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:13:00 AM,
LemonCloud said…
I'm sure OB will keep away from you as much as possible.
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:28:00 AM,
Green Ogre said…
You are really going through a lot of subterfuge to keep your blog away from Office Bimbo. Frankly, if you're not planning to sleep with her, then it's not worth the bother.
But it's a nice diversionary tactic.
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:31:00 AM,
Sunflower said…
I think sleeping with her solve 2 problems.
1. your virginity
2. Drive her crazy.
YES?
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:40:00 AM,
pj said…
woo.. sunflower has a good point!
sleep with her, drive not just miss OB crazy, but SEF n Adrenaline (who prolly wun be able to believe tt ppl actually wanna sleep with u).
sooooooopa!
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 10:21:00 AM,
JayWalk said…
Oh man... the Happy Office Boy blog is soooo painful to read!!!
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 10:45:00 AM,
Lawrence and Alicia said…
U have it all planned.. And it disturb me too..
I wonder what is it like to have a real life fren like u..
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 10:51:00 AM,
klayhead said…
Helo! Came across your blog and found that u have a very interesting way of blogging and very colourful life! haha.. will stick around to read more
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:24:00 PM,
Old Beng said…
Me really salute you, man
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 12:57:00 PM,
Beth said…
Fwah!! You "Hong Gan" Ah!!!!
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 2:36:00 PM,
Thiang! said…
Haha, Ew, Tai-tai life lehs!
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:33:00 PM,
wildflowerchild said…
i think you can blog about how hot you think she is even making coffe, that'd scare her away from your cubicle. or blog about how hot you think your vulgur boss is also can
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 5:36:00 PM,
dark jedi said…
blog about how Miss OB has really nice sexy armpits. that'll really do the trick.
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 7:52:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
Pari: It's actually quite fun to blog that way! Serious :D!
JJ: Yes, in fact there's gonna be a 9th post soon! Muahaha :D!
LMG: I'm not sure about the guilty part, but she sure has been avoiding me at work!
LemonCloud: Heh, if she continues to keep her distance, then I'll be able to play my Spider Solitaire in peace :D!
Green Ogre: If you must know, I read Sun Tzu's Art of War. Comic version some more, dun play play!
Sunflower: I don't anyhow give away my virginity one ah! I'm saving it for The One True Love, haha :)
PJ: Sushi Eating Friend once said I can try breaking the World Record for being the oldest virgin. Damn.
At Tuesday, July 25, 2006 7:53:00 PM,
Sibeh Sian said…
Jaywalk: Ah, when my eyes get painful, I use Eye-Mo :)
Alicia: You just have to see how traumatized Adrenaline has been after knowing me. Heh.
HOK: Actually, my life not very colorful. I usually wear white only :)
Old Beng: No need! I not occifer!
Beth: Walau! I get called that by the Boss everyday lor!
Grace: Don't worry, it's quite easy to update because I spend like only 2 minutes for each entry. Heh.
Saltpop: Where's the tai tai? I want! Me toy-boy!
Liangyi: Yes, I think coffee is very hot too :)
Dark Jedi: Actually, I noticed they are quite sweaty when we have lunch at a non-aircon hawker centre. Heh.
Kai: Exactly! Not bad for someone who scored 180 for PSLE right :D?
At Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:46:00 AM,
(T) (H) (B) said…
Bad boy..
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