The long and short about The New Colleague III

She has only been here a week or so, but the New Colleague had made some people in the office very happy, and some of them very unhappy. To be more specific, she has been making all the guys happy and all the ladies unhappy.

I am not one to gossip, but here’s the stuff I picked up over breakfast at the pantry:


Random Male Colleague A: I’m not too sure about her ability with financial figures, but she has a very, very nice figure. Heh heh heh.

Random Male Colleague B: I noticed she likes lacy bras. Heh heh heh.

Office Bimbo: She is a slut! *pouts*

Ms Tan: She has taken over the position of being the most inefficient person in the office. Congrats, Sian.

Toilet Cleaning Auntie: You better don’t make a mess at the toilet again.


Even more malicious are the cruel rumors that have been going around at the office: they think something fishy is going on between the New Colleague and my Boss. They based their assumptions on the fact that she was appointed to a senior position even though she doesn’t have much relevant experience, because she got her degree from Yunnan State University, and because one person saw her drinking with the Boss at some club the other night.

Like I say, I am not a person to gossip, and is thus appalled by their groundless assumptions. I mean, just because she graduated from some hair care university doesn’t mean she can’t be a good worker. I am a Man with an Open Mind, and I shall keep my mind open. Figuratively of course.

Got to go now. The New Colleague just told me, in a nice, sweet voice that she has made a cup of coffee for me :)


With Love,
Sibeh “Lorenzo” Sian